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agent jabsco

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just a paranormal guy taking life one step beyond time // "A true agent of chaos" - s.e. smith // correct this account if you find it mistaken // pronouns: classified // thereisnocia.com


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I go undercover for *barely two months* and all this happens

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@pfrazee.com speaking of "beacons" from yesterday: the overbearing whiteness of bsky right now is effectively functioning as an "anti-beacon"

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no. I am an account

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Erica Joy Baker might not be a perfect fit (having the current CTO of the DCCC on Bluesky's board would raise more than a few eyebrows), but my first move would be asking her for a recommendation

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remember: potatoes should work for *you*, not the other way around

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(inflates your icon making it big and round)

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Black Mirror episode premise: getting ratioed in the DMs

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okay what is this "BRIT" everyone keeps referring to, I just assumed we were all making fun of Samuel for being British

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Changes demanded by Jim Spanfeller? Backfiring???

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this is what I've heard, the comedy angle was just some dumb shit Seth McFarlane added to get his Star Trek fanfic greenlit

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life comes at you fast

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they all were

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modders, you know what to do

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If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill Barry Allen

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universes without causal coherence. Schrödinger's Cat is literally both alive and dead at the same time, and inhabitants are subject to both outcomes simultaneously

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are you sure the switch is on

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lol

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sounds like he just needed to retvrn

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there's a switch you can flip in Settings to make it so it won't post until you've added alt text

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)'s avatar Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.bsky.social
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Not for nothing, the uniqueness of how antisemitism works to both maintain whiteness and demonstrate its contingency is why there are two whole weeks in my philosophy of race class on Jewish scholars discussing this very thing.

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he is, in fact, mentioning it again

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boomer just means old person. gen z are calling millennials boomers now

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AI menu

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🇺🇸 yes I edited the message 🇺🇸

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this is who is comfortable on x dot com

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Detective Crashmore

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he got so mad that everybody was blocking him

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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i gotta admit that i do find it sort of interesting that chatGPT or whatever can be, like, 40% accurate at summarizing a news article. it is interesting! it would also be interesting if a horse would do arithmetic correctly 40% of the time, but that doesn't mean I'd give the horse a bookkeeping job

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a pessimist I see

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still not as brutal as fiverr's ads

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Inside Out

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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We finally have the answer to the age-old question: "what's the governmental equivalent of management throwing a pizza party after a guy on the line gets injured"

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this was invented by the guy who made TÁR (2022)

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hahaha, that is certainly the definition of procrastination! I'm something of a word understander myself, you see

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@pfrazee.com why does the embedded link/facet eat the query string. whyyyyy

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@spindlypete.bsky.social had a thread a while back on Twitter-that-was with all the lines Trump has irreversibly introduced into our common vernacular, such as (one of my favorites) "I would simply avoid the bullets" bsky.app/search?q=fro...

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what if Led Zeppelin played Castlevania

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Sweater Weather Underground's avatar Sweater Weather Underground @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social
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Joe Biden thinks she’s the one causing chaos in this picture

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redshirts are the guys on Star Trek who die within five minutes of beaming down with Kirk and Spock to demonstrate just how grave the situation is, it's the Starfleet uniforms' color code for "expendable"

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Liana Brooks's avatar Liana Brooks @lianabrooks.bsky.social
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"Retire The Red Shirt Way" ... maybe, maybe Google slogans before putting them on billboards?

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Nanoraptor's avatar Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com
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Today just feels like the kind of day to put this out there.

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Albert Burneko's avatar Albert Burneko @albertburneko.bsky.social
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what a country, man. the one thing all the schools reliably teach is what to do in a mass shooting, and if you learn it, the cops call you a terrorist

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that would explain this then

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