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Liana Brooks@lianabrooks.bsky.social |
"Retire The Red Shirt Way" ... maybe, maybe Google slogans before putting them on billboards?
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William Preston
@williampreston.bsky.social
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No one consulted @scalzi.com
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Nathaniel Downes
@downix.bsky.social
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BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🇺🇦
@rocksizedrock.bsky.social
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"He's dead Jim"
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Jason Morisette
@qmlhcb.bsky.social
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Are we sure this isn’t an intentional part of our growing dystopia?
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Morris Wayts
@morriswayts.bsky.social
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Oh ffs... this is so perfectly ignorant evil that it makes me wanna laugh and cry or maybe both... "We have one last mission for you!" [gif of Sam Neil laughing in a cinema seat from the movie In the Mouth of Madness]
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N.R. Lines⁷ (she/her)
@nrlines.bsky.social
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I am laughing so hard right now.
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Dark and Wondrous - it's in the trees! it's coming!
@darkandwondrous.bsky.social
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I didn't see this one yet
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kayfabe schadenfreude
@goblinbox.com
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THIS CANNOT BE REAL OMFG
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Spoonful of bitter
@christopheleroy.bsky.social
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Look what you did! Google is only pointing at your skeet, now! Can you please explain?
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Herself
@mizcale.bsky.social
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Brad
@ripostemodern.bsky.social
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Xoe Valk
@x03v.bsky.social
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Lydy
@lydy.bsky.social
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There must be 50 ways to kill an ensign.
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mjfgates
@mjfgates.bsky.social
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that'd be the sexy lady salt monster, then?
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Patrick Keliher
@pakelihe.bsky.social
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That ALT text is sheer perfection.
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Sandy B.
@nebulousmenace.bsky.social
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Look, no two redshirts die the same way, so once we have stroke, heart attack and the major cancers covered, I could live a really long time. What are the odds this nursing home has a gravitemporal maceration?
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matthew green
@mrgtwentythree.bsky.social
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health care if it kills you
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Abbaetha
@abbaetha.bsky.social
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No pesky wrangling with how to fill your days!
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TitaniumMan
@titaniumman.bsky.social
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Fixed it.
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W. Brian Lane (he/him)
@wbrianlane.bsky.social
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Is that... A trademark symbol next to redshirt?
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TheOtherDibbler
@theotherdibbler.bsky.social
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Oh noooo. 😬😆
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amity johnston 🐹💕
@harmoniousmeadow.bsky.social
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now im confused tho. it's about medicare 💭
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Greg Dennis
@gregsdennis.bsky.social
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They're into health insurance, not life insurance.
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Rocket Witch
@emoroffle.bsky.social
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To be fair this is about all that millennials and zoomers can afford.
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Emily
@throughtheviolets.bsky.social
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Howling at the comments here, absolutely everyone brought their a game 🤣
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Jane Zacharzewski
@dzyrl.bsky.social
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This kind of misstep happens a lot here. For some reason, slogans and company names in English are super popular (prestige? appeal to an international audience?) but they really need to a cultural proof read/ sense check. Example: “Oxy” a fancy housing development with all its marketing in English
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Big Edith
@bigedith.bsky.social
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Mauled to death by Tribbles? Retire the red shirt way!
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Minuit
@zoroark.ca
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Health care company "Just die already"
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Liana Brooks
@lianabrooks.bsky.social
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Come for the jokes. Stay for the books!
books2read.com/ap/nED5kR/Li...
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Auston Habershaw
@aahabershaw.bsky.social
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Derek Hawkins
@wrytersblockdh.bsky.social
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Somebody never watched Star Trek....
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@jenniferholton7.bsky.social
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Would solve Medicare funding issues.
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Tennyson E. Stead
@tennysonestead.bsky.social
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It does, in fact, make healthcare more simple.
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@seosamh.bsky.social
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Retired Red Shirts
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🏳️⚧️ ARTFIGHT 🌌
@pavlovforgoths.com
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hey @skynixdystoxia.bsky.social what if I put Nauscopy in this billboard
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@ceremus.bsky.social
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Future of retirement summed up
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Chris Warren
@christian-s-warren.bsky.social
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Make it so.
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Andy J. T.
@ajtra.bsky.social
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Was this done by AI?
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Reid Walley
@reidwalley.bsky.social
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Do NOT beam me down, Scotty. Do not!
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G!
@gpike.bsky.social
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"Touching Cloth"
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Marc Hirsh
@spacecitymarc.bsky.social
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Look, there's already a nutrition bar on the market called Soylent, what do you expect from these people?
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Catlinye Maker
@catlinyemaker.bsky.social
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It'll be short, but it'll be interesting!
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Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
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Took me a second, hahahahaha.
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@jakedotworld.bsky.social
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"C'mon Kathy. Let's go out for a quick, painless away mission. Just a harmless vacation planet. It will be fine."
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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Let’s be fair though, that’s definitely the simplest approach to Medicare
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CornPop
@usmc.bsky.social
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Uncle Joe has 💰
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'24, Year of the Tall Boy
@d4rksabre.bsky.social
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Toast
@dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
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Guaranteed dead 15 minutes after you retire
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David J Bauman
@davidjbauman.bsky.social
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That’s hilarious
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Alc
@alcoremortis.bsky.social
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they send you on an away mission with spock and kirk, clean, easy
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Built to Shill
@builttoshill.bsky.social
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Checks out, you'll have enough money for the rest of your life.
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@elainetr.bsky.social
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Oops.
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Dianna Gunn
@diannalgunn.bsky.social
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I laughed so hard I teared up a little OMG
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@ramonarjona.bsky.social
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As a porous cuboctahedron solid?
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Random Trek
@startrekproject.bsky.social
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This kind of retirement could be okay…
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RobSample.bsky.social
@robsample.bsky.social
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Or maybe, that's the plan.
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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dying is one way to make “Medicare simpler” i suppose
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Tsotate
@tsotate.bsky.social
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This is what I've always assumed my retirement would be. Only one I can afford.
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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Is this for real? I can't believe this is real.
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Nate Goldman
@ungoldman.com
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Old Man’s Away Team
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Steve MC
@stevemc2.bsky.social
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"He's retired, Jim."
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xeneth.design
@xeneth.bsky.social
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Hear me out; what if it's intentional? If you are a prospective customer it's likely just an ad for the service, and if you're not it's a hilarious meme worthy billboard... Multiple layers of engagement; the fact that we're reposting the ad means it's working. Too much credit? Occam is skeptical...
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