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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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I didn't come up with this I heard it like 12 years ago in a homestuck podcast
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️@jansjo.bsky.social |
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Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | 27 | Seattle-ish | 🏳️⚧️10/22/22🏳️⚧️ | Single 🥺 @Transjobakken on the bird website jansjo.website on the websites website
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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I didn't come up with this I heard it like 12 years ago in a homestuck podcast
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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merge 3 films: the importance of being earnest goes to monster camp
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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one of my favorite posts:
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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froggher would kill frogger???!??
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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fuck pacman, marry frogger, kill dig dug
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froggher
@azaleastardust.bsky.social
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when someone says gen z or zoomer this is what they’re talking about
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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transitioning from boys noize to girl talk
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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where do those go between boomers, zoomers, and coomers?
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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the time for negotiation is over! our half of the stick has the mandate of heaven (it is slightly longer), while theirs makes a mockery of all that we have worked for (it has a little blue tassel at the end)
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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someone proposed buying a second toothbrush at the last community meeting but while we were arguing about how to raise the money, shailey broke the talking stick and now we have a schism over which half counts as the real talking stick
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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yes mom im still living on the commune. no I haven't bought my own toothbrush mom. because its the very height of bourgeois excess, thats why!! it's fine mom, 14 of us are sharing spit anyway. I don't get why this is such a big deal to you 🙄
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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just got this ad on twitter:
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Crimson
@crimsonflowers.bsky.social
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CONFESSION TIME! this is well-known in my inner circles but i totally have a thing for older women and i will shamelessly whore myself out to any MILF who so much as breathes in my direction. do what you will with this information
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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but did it suck more ass than modern pokemon
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Violet:)🏳️⚧️
@violetrans.bsky.social
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hey god its me again, ya girl. where did the telletubbies go when they died? was it hell? was it hell you bastard?
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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just gonna start responding to every Missed Connection post on lex pretending to be whatever pink haired amazon driver they saw until someone settles for me
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riley 🐇
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it's 2024, it's time for a stunning transfem version of weird al
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Esper Quinn 🟣🟣
@esper.bsky.social
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it’s 2024, it’s time for a stunning transfem cover of weird al’s truck drivin’ song
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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actually it does come up again in spiderman far from home. mysterio invented it and got mad that iron man made a fart joke about it so mysterio tricks spiderman to steal the glasses iron man gave him
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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this is the greatest thread ever posted
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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fight club is just I saw the tv glow for unions instead of estrogen
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
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$5 hot topic gift card was a strong candidate
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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for like a decade I've wanted to run a cicada 3301 type thing but idk what the end should be. what's the prize and/or punchline?
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casey
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you let my inner light collide with yours please respond
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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does anyone have that video from tumblr of the 2 lesbians dancing while one of them sings New York New York and cooks something
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you [unrepeatable slurs]!!
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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what volume/act are we in currently?
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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"It was raining last night and I couldn't sleep, so I started my favorite webcomic again."
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casey
@swampbrat.bsky.social
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i cast Detect Women. woman found! i take 4 thousand points of damage
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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Yoyoyo-yo Yo-yoyo
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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I don't understand the differences between reggae, dancehall, and dub music
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tweety fish
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The entire genre of dancehall (more or less) came about when a reggae producer repurposed a "rock" beat he accidentally discovered on a casio kid's toy keyboard. People recently discovered the long-anonymous Japanese woman who programmed the beat was in fact a huge reggae fan and scholar.
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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🥴🥴🥴
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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dang I missed froggher friday again
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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when I was like 20 I was tripping on acid and did that stereotypical like "reconnecting with my ancestral memories" and when I came down I realized I had just been staring at this poster on my wall for half an hour imagining being a girl
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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when I was like 20 I was tripping on acid and did that stereotypical like "reconnecting with my ancestral memories" and when I came down I realized I had just been staring at this poster on my wall for half an hour imagining being a girl
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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who wanna set up a numbers station with me
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🏳️⚧️ The Josie Zone
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“It’s so weird that you were born after the Montreal Screwjob, that’s so crazy”
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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"Therapy Girls Will Seem Strangely Stable" by Mindful Self Improvement ok nevermind I just found out about the guy from that band
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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I was such a fool for this one. pickles is clearly transmasc what was I thinking
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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"Gentlemen, it would appear that Dethklok have begun feminizing hormone replacement therapy."
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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need me a girl who says "it's so weird that you were born after [whatever the 9/11 of the 90's was] that's so crazy" so I can be the normal one for once
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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acab includes girls who tuck ⓘ Readers have added context: what the fuck is she talking about
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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idk chandra kinda has tumblr-adhd energy
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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I think it's per time getting caught
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🏳️⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
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the fine for smoking on an airplane is only 2 grand. u could be livin large if u were actually dedicated to the grind
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Violet:)🏳️⚧️
@violetrans.bsky.social
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oh god oh god ite tje 30th i dont want to go back to being straightNOOOOOOIO
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
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this lex post is an excellent film subplot premise
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