Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social

this lex post is an excellent film subplot premise

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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

I feel like the twist on the twist is that at least half the polycule figured out this person wasn't dating anyone but decided that as long as they kept doing all the dishes they could totally just stay.

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BLTSoftTaco 🏳️‍⚧️ @triptow99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

What's a 'dish martyr'? Are they the designated dish washer in the house?

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Flancian @flancia.org [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

This made me think of a Bolo, as per [[Bolo Bolo]] the anarchist classic poly-bolo

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Silent @silent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Lmao thank you for posting, saw the title earlier but didn't read the post

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🌙🥀Ithewin🍂✨ @sladeofyaupon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

@ernieluckman.bsky.social

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5pence @5pence.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

I imagine this to be like Pacific Heights.

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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

It'd be a pretty good episode for a murder mystery show.

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molly 🍄🌿 looking for work!!🌻 @lilachysteria.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

now i need a film about an ace person who ends up living with a polycule so they don’t have to pay rent lmaooo

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Pusheen Galore @ardaniel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Also good for "everyone in this movie is a Muppet except for one person."

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flynne🧚🏼‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ @0xafaebabe.gay [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

the bosom buddies reboot we all need

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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

btw, this is a poster’s post and i am pretty sure @melt.bsky.social is the author

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Tabletop Hotdish @tabletophotdish.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

I think they're in the polycule, just in an unconscious platonic labor-based relationship

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

This honestly sounds like the premise of an anime 😂😂 Also, if I don’t have to pay rent or bills in exchange for washing dishes, I’d GLADLY be dish bitch forever (call me) (I also give good head)

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Joe Slater @joeinaustralia.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

What's lex?

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rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Please say this was a real post. I forwarded it to someone locally who’s producing a play in our fringe festival where this would be … a hell of a twist

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