Seán-Patrick Burke

Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

when the hero kicks the villain off a skyscraper in an 80s action movie

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

Donate them to a library so people who aren't monsters can enjoy them.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

No, Ed Piskor was bullied into suicide by assholes. Do you want his blood on your hands?

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

This is a pretty obvious / already talked about one, but STAR WARS is space Vietnam.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Me watching the disinformation bots & talking heads working overtime trying to take out #RFKJr while Biden sundowns & Trump plots the 4th Reich:

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

It's kinda funny that the solution most people are going with re: SCOTUS is... giving more money to the Democratic Party, which is like giving a condom to an eunuch at an orgy.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

I am so fucking ⬆️ 💨

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Today I went fishing in Boston Harbor with my wife’s uncle. Didn’t catch anything. As we were leaving we talked with a park ranger, mentioned lack of bites: “Oh yeah, things haven’t been the same since Whitey Bulger stopped chummin’ the wahtah.” 😂

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

Just finished Biceps Curls, gonna do some more Cuban Presses then go eat a ton of snacks. #daddy #gymlife

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Good night ✌️💚🎥🦈

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

Doobie + tunes + beach = doing more writing today than I have in the past month.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Spotify’s recommendations are… interesting. (I’m 10 songs in & while I don’t want to get pounded, so far all bangers).

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

Small world lol

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

Wow. Ouch…

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

I know who Sergeant Schultz is, I just find the idea of a famous actor walking around Boston’s South Shore in a Nazi uniform 20 years after the end of WW2 so weird.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

I’m staying in Hull, MA, & checked out the local museum, which includes photos of celebrities who visited the closed in 1984 amusement park. Included: John Banner, who doesn’t get identified by his real name, & is wearing a Nazi uniform? 😂 #HogansHeroes

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Dude killed me so many fucking times in Goldeneye 64 multiplayer he should have like 700 life sentences 😂 (I’ve always been terrible at video games)

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

I’ve lived in New England my entire life & I’m currently staying in Hull, MA, so I did a triple take because this ain’t Austin or LA 😂

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Not exaggerating when I say Mason is my brother from another mother; our Boy Scout troop built a raft in his backyard & piloted it in the little pond there, known him since elementary school, so happy to see my dude doing well. If you like cooking shows: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

Also I’m sorry but we’re in Massachusetts, where it rains & snows a lot. That shit is gonna have ISSUES.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Like a Steelbook version of a 2000’s Pontiac Aztec.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

Just saw my first CyberTruck in real life and somehow it looked even dumber & less cool than I expected.

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