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WaPo's on it.

wapo.st/4cDUPiA

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classic "look what you made me do" bullshit

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The Red Book: Liber Novus, Carl G. Jung, 1914-1930.

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umm... isn't that exactly backwards? isn't that leaping without looking?

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the only sound response to the state of the world

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if "Dr. Connard is a canard" were fiction is too on the nose / the editor would / et cetera, et cetera

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Exactly this. QI writ large "How can a policeman possibly do his job if he might be punished for shooting anyone who puts their hand in their pocket?" -- but for the most powerful person in the world.

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Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

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[sighs.] i thought the whole point of lifetime appointment was that you can do what's right and not what's popular because you won't ever have to run for office. you don't have to be afraid of people coming after you. [sighs again and pinches the bridge of his nose.]

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so did his legacy just slip his mind last week? or is trump v. us how he wants to be remembered?

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and the insanity/projection of his ragging on Obama for golfing and his swearing up & down he'd work nonstop did even the most gullible kool-aid drinker believe that?

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A fella in Doc Martens and a Speedo stomps up the ladder to the high platform, straightens his mohawk, and throws himself into the air with total disregard for any rules or conventions. Ritzi: Oh, what a punk dive!

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The effect of an English accent on Americans is not to be underestimated. And Americans don't follow other countries' politics. Present her as a martyr of the deep state and the American right will eat it up. She'll learn to perform the cruelty. What other prospects does she have?

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stop snickering, it's pronounced "penny-town" silent S, from the French, don'tcha know?

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in the aughts, i snapped my cd-rom in half to stop myself playing. my personal mount doom moment.

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'sewer mains made of French Huguenots' meaning, um, something like this?

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Turns out the Southern aristocracy are all ghouls sucking the life out of enslaved people -- quite literally, this time. So the Rail Splitter cuts off a lot of sadistic heads and stakes a lot of bloodsucking hearts.

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I have left alone the plums that are in the icebox and which you are saving for breakfast It was easy I don't even like them

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about a year ago, I did it with plums, and they were SUPER. since then, I've been trying other fruits, but plums-and-spices seem to be #1.

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Sure, they acquitted themselves pretty well, but just imagine if they'd been served an ice cream, say, half an hour before joining the battle.

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it's creme fraiche (which hasn't been the same since south park) and cherries stewed with cinnamon and cloves. breakfast for dinner! i highly recommend.

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frivolous/non-frivolous would be for SCOTUS to decide, right?

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Water Party candidate quits, accusing party of being 'wet' Grass Party candidate quits, accusing party of being 'green' Sky Party candidate quits, accusing party of being 'blue'

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ironically the only thing restraining biden from drone striking the insurrectionist supreme court justices is that the justices he would appoint to replace them would hold him accountable

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A Small Town in Germany might be the least loved of John LeCarré's novels. It's bureaucratic and boring, but that's what makes it thrilling. Just people putting files in the right place, putting files in the wrong place, and my heart beating out of my chest.

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i hope they look good; please believe that they look better in real life. they taste great, there's irish whiskey in my decaf coffee, and i've awarded myself one million made up points.

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"AIII-MEEE, we love her, folks, don't we? AIII-MEEE, she's been so nice to me -- MOST of the time. But she can be NASty. Very NASty. I can't say it, folks, I can't say it, but Aiii-mee has said some VERY nasty things about me. We love her, but I think she's going to go through some things."

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funniest possible outcome: > Trump edges the popular vote, wins the EC outright > rickety ol' tired Joe pulls off a successful Jan 6 > thanks to SEAL snipers in the gallery, Joe wins a 12A Congressional election > Gang of Six are frogmarched to internment in Idaho > nothing happening today matters

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Amy Coney Barrett getting half cropped out on the right

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you might have just talked me into french toast for dinner.

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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the old arby’s that got turned into a fireworks store is advertising their top package, the Neighbor Angerer, as “America in a Box” and it also includes a couple packets of horsey sauce (expired)

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read that as some ultra vibes constitutional convention like when the vibes are just so good and so strong that everyone's in the groove and feeling the same way

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Oh, boy, oh, wow! Don't leave us hanging!

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"Are your boots being pissed on, or it is raining? We report, you decide!"

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i'd ask the odds, but i know you'd tell me the only thing you know about the future is that it hasn't happened yet. so i shall wait and see.

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come for the ancient Greek calculus, stay for the kitten who barks funny

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how does bass mess with club light shows? bonus points for layman's terms

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if it means big hats and big moustaches, i'm all in

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in a Trump 2 world, it will be funny to see the six -- after a long, hard deliberative legalistical consideration of the weighty matters at hand, of course -- grant the executive all powers to do anything. [edit: it will not be funny at all]

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Cool, thanks. I may actually have picked it up in a bundle at some point. I should try it out, I just love these little weirdos so much...

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If an already-relegated football team played with the degree of effort that the Tories are exhibiting, their supporters would run them out of town

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