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Yell In a War@jelenawoehr.bsky.social |
what crimes would you do if you were Joe Biden this morning I think I would hold up a bank while wearing a Joe Biden mask and then remove it to reveal it is also Joe Biden under the mask
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Debbie Moon
@debbiemoon.bsky.social
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Highwayman. Horse, flintlock pistol, the works. But only holding up billionaires.
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Stephen Blackmoore
@sblackmoore.bsky.social
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“And I’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Supreme Co- oh wait.”
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lyndsay
@magpie.tips
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Post all the classified ufo shit but replace any instance of extra terrestrial with Joe Biden
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Michael vs. 2024
@thepmann.bsky.social
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I would do incredibly petty shit that's not even a crime, just really douchey, like cutting a really long line at Starbucks, while loudly proclaiming, "I AM DOING THIS IN MY OFFICIAL CAPACITY AS PRESIDENT"
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Ben from Crudely Drawn Swords
@glenatron.bsky.social
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I reckon I'd kidnap any Supreme Court justices who just gave the opinion that I was allowed to do that, and lock them in a secure basement while I pondered whether it counted as official business to provide food and water for abducted Supreme Court justicies.
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@bunshonokai.bsky.social
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Revoke u.s. citizenship for people who shall no be named
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Bernadette Vielhaber
@bvielhaber.bsky.social
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Revoke Melania’s genius visa and deport her. I mean he (45) wouldn’t care but 🤷🏼♀️
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your host
@yourhost.bsky.social
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pay it forward
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Jessie 🏳️⚧️ ϕ
@jessisamess.bsky.social
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drone strike on the supreme court
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Jessie 🏳️⚧️ ϕ
@jessisamess.bsky.social
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Public Universal Ally
@returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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suicide
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Framling
@framling.bsky.social
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Probably start with a lot of arrests and asset forfeiture I think I'd still be psyching myself up to start in on the drone strikes
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Everyday.Human Derek
@everydayhuman.bsky.social
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I think I would take a whole weekend with family and friends that lift spirits and support you. After that, I would live one day at a time and respond to life, and delegate to your team to help you get goals established on a macro to micro level. Source a campaign from every level in US! GL 🍀
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Randy Coppinger
@randycoppinger.bsky.social
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Order a drone strike on the letter T on Trump tower.
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Randy Coppinger
@randycoppinger.bsky.social
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Call a press conference at the Nixon library, piss on the front door, and leave.
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Randy Coppinger
@randycoppinger.bsky.social
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Change the National Anthem to: Bad Boys (Theme from Cops)
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Dave
@davebrowne.bsky.social
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I've been saying I'd just be Batman without the mask. Get DARPA to be my Lucius Fox and go be a violent vigilante against corporate America.
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Girth Brooks 🔞
@twerknowitzki.bsky.social
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Take out GWB while he's painting
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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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This Point Break reboot has possibilities.
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Wandering White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan)
@drseapearl.bsky.social
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Wedgies. Official Grade A USA made wedgies. 6 of them, for starters.
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🤷♀️
@free-or-best-offer.bsky.social
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stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody
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Ayo
@darrylayo.bsky.social
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You basically asked and answered 😂
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MicRoh
@microh.bsky.social
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I would key Alito's car so bad.
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