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Yell In a War

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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Bug Simp | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗

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This one will have a farm

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At the feed store baby chick display— KID: Can we adopt one? DAD: No honey they’re gonna be happier together KID: ok… can we adopt all of them?

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this route is always one where you should opt for the window seat

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yep. you gonna take my armrest? really? catch these elbows that routinely move animals over 1000 pounds.

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men on airplanes really do love to sprawl across the seat of the woman next to them and assume she’ll just shrink away to give them the space.

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Literal same

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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may have lightly waterboarded a child who would not stop shooting me with a squirt pistol in the house and refused an offer of a truce, not sure if this makes me the mean cousin or the cousin who teaches valuable life lessons about negotiating with a more powerful opponent

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if famous men could like... have sex with consenting partners roughly their own age... that would be great

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it's actually the tooth fairy selling those bags of teeth to make back some of the money she loses on sharks

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someone with "fuck aspiring" in their bio just followed me on twitter and from now on this is how I will refer to virgins (except the ace ones)

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companies will be like "sure we're a little disorganized but we're a *~startup~* that's why" (company has existed for 15 years)

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whale sharks can actually give their eyeteeth for something

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anybody have a life hack for getting other people to actually provide the necessary context when starting a conversation I work in my teaching job with someone who CHRONICALLY just acts like I was part of the conversation she just had with someone else that I wasn't part of it is unhingeing me

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If you care about the USA, the single best thing you can do today is to contribute to a downticket race thats close. The second best thing you can do is cancel your NYT subscription and use that money for the purpose.

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Those left of center needn't cede patriotism to the right. "Patriotism" can be devotion to the remarkable land and people of this country, not to the mythologies of its government. Patriotism can sound like "FUCK YEAH, YELLOWSTONE EXISTS!" or "HELL YES MUTUAL AID!" That's my Fourth of July post.

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Not near me now but I’m partial to Table Mesa in my hometown So.. Table Table

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why, scientifically, do children NEED to scream? not babies but children, they seem truly unable to control their volume, this does not seem adaptive!

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credit scores are such a scam. My FICO score is 60 points higher than my VantageScore. which one matters? ANYBODY'S GUESS! Zillow rental applications use VantageScore. Mortgages use FICO. Some landlords use a mysterious "TransUnion Resident Score" that violates the Fair Credit Reporting Act.

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I tested both the initial Pfizer/BioNTech mRNA vaccine and the first booster. I am prouder of that than anything I have ever done and have never regretted it for one second. I strongly encourage people to participate in medical testing!

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Don’t look at the photo. Save yourself.

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It’s actually linked in the post! It’s a little buried but it’s there.

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Martha shared this pic from Chateau Ste. Michelle where she works under a UFW contract. She's pleased her union contract means she gets the day as a paid holiday. When you buy wine for your #July4 BBQ/party make it a union wine. ufw.org/ul #WeFeedYou #UnionsForAll

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now I see why people pay so much for Boardwalk

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air needs conditioning take the air to the gym

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a sitcom about furry cops called In Fursuit

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delulu really WAS the solulu all along

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haha yes this is basically what I said, something like "It's a good reminder to treat the world and people nicely if I think maybe someone amazing made all this and if I treated it badly I would be messing up their masterpiece and making them really sad, even if I don't believe that's literally it."

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sure, it's not terribly private but I think the character limit here is a bit short so I'll PM

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people will say they're drinking bird flu milk on purpose "to strengthen the immune system" but won't get a vaccine to strengthen the immune system when that is LITERALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT NOT GONNA KILL YOU

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diving a shipwreck to retrieve a severed marble toe from antiquity is playing "Got Your Nose" at the highest level I've ever seen achieved

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5 minutes into interacting with my 10yo cousin who I haven't seen in a year, he asked if I believe in God. Gen Alpha really gets right to the point, huh? Anyway now there's one more 10-year-old in the world who understands that Judaism places a greater emphasis on rightful living than faith alone

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very interesting. The president is now telling doctors to defy the law in order to provide emergency abortions. If the White House and Biden decide to actually play hardball, there’s a chance he might win the election. Big ifs here with massive implications but, we are living in historic times.

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there are some accounts on this app that I just want to pat on the head and feed them a Lunchable and reassure them that we can all tell they’re cool and detached and avant-garde, they don’t have to work so hard to prove it

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There's a reason the craziest conservative mfers you've ever seen are at every school board and city council meeting. They're running the playbook for the agenda, not waiting on a president to make it happen.

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Rudy finding out he’s the only New Yorker who will be punished for the insurrection

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Today, the federal government put itself on the right side of history by seeking, for the 1st time, to establish the precedent that every worker in America has the right to shade, water & rest while working in temps that could kill them. -UFW President Teresa Romero

www.politico.com/news/2024/07...

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Joe Biden chasing Alito around trying to reach under the robes

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Impressive fuel efficiency for a vette

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navy pilot sighted craft of suspected Joe Biden origin in the stratosphere

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he probably does remember stagecoaches

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as President I have an official need for mocha drizzle

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