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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Stensland from Crash Pad is brawling with Hux somewhere in my temporal lobe
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I read. I write. I drink tea. Magical realism is my jam. Filatina American 🇵🇭🇵🇷🇪🇨🇺🇸 East Bay. she/her
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MG GN "The Queen of Smokey Mountain" rep'd by Kaitlyn Katsoupis @redpenkaitlyn.bsky.social Belcastro Literary Agency
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Stensland from Crash Pad is brawling with Hux somewhere in my temporal lobe
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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🎶 We are friends Friends ‘til the bitter end 🎶
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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If you see this, post a bird
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Derek Powazek
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You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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A Tale of Two Cities
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I think the buildings look less tall because they’re kind of spread out? And the approach we took into the city? It may have something to do with those contrasts with going into San Francisco or the lack of hills.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Somehow I pictured Dallas proper having taller buildings
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Ok, Dallas suburbs, what is it with your McMansions looking like French storybook cottages? Not very patriotic.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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It’s your window to weight gain!
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Zack Bornstein
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Just from a story perspective, Trump not dying of Covid will go down as the greatest failure of narrative structure in history
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Love this. “Perhaps you’ve heard of the yakuza? The poisoned fists of the Pacific Rim?” “They’ll kill ya five times before ya hit the ground!”
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I’m the kind of person who wants to get titles and style and such right, but even I want to troll the Brits all in their beans on toast about getting their PM’s title right. Oh dear, do you need to go to hospital? Or perhaps there are some medicinal HHHHHHherbs you can take for your distress?
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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My sister is stuck in Sicily because of Mt Etna erupting, and my brothers and I got lost on a huge lake. What will befall the de Guzman siblings next?!
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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We’re back! On this moonless night, the green light on the docks beckoned. So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Sorry, Lewisville Lake. Maybe that’s why we’re lost.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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We are currently lost on Lake Dallas in a 24-foot pleasure craft: Pray for Mojo
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Xiran Jay Zhao
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Do any of you in the comics scene know her? I need someone to tell her to keep my name out of her mouth or I WILL press charges. I'm being serious.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Gōjira
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Leigh Dragoon drew a story I wrote that was published in Womanthology: Space. That was back in 2013, but I in light of her escalating racist harassment of Xiran Jay Zhao, I feel I have a responsibility to denounce her hate speech. She claims to be an ally of PoC, but she is actively doing harm to us
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Moby Dick
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And I’m thinking Moby Dick doesn’t bite so much as he swallows.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Help, my brother has tethered his boat to his friend’s, which has Trump flags on it There are SEVERAL boats out here with them.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Well, there are several boats flying Trump flags, so I think I’m getting the full experience.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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ME: “What to you do if you have to go to the bathroom?” BROTHER: “You jump in the lake.” ME: “haha” BROTHER: “I’m serious.” ME: 🫥
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I’ve been wanting to try that
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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We’re going to go out on the lake in a boat to watch fireworks, which seems like a very Texas thing to do? I’m a coastal person; I don’t know how these things work.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Your honor, with all due respect, in the darkened underpass I thought “oh god my chance has come at last,” but then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I saw a few for strip clubs.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Denton update: We went to a place called Buc-ee’s, which is basically a giant convenience store attached to a giant gas station and it was… something
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Old Man Uzi
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it's fast tracking to the circular firing squad of scolding and doomerism all around
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Old Man Uzi
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i feel like this website sort of sucks, now
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I love you, Bojangles biscuits
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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On this 4th of July, I am off to Denton, Texas for brunch/breakfast.
Will it be the best ever brunch/breakfast out of Denton?
HAIL SATAN
youtu.be/AGHmr1NyBTw?...
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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The WaPo and NYT have been banging on for A WEEK about whether Biden should drop out. They should have been writing stories like that about Trump every damn day at least since his sexual abuse conviction on May 9, 2023.
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Peter Sagal
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Seems crazy! But just logical. If a President cannot commit a crime in the course of an official act, like giving an order to the military, how can you prosecute the person who follows the order? There’s a whole code of military conduct about “illegal orders.” All orders are legal now.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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If only they were big doggos! I did get to hold and cuddle a little dog, today, so that helps.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Then they start calling each other ableist slurs and it is 100% like I don’t even exist to them, which would be entirely fine with me, except they almost knock into me. So I’m just edging toward the elevator door, wondering why traveling two floors is taking so long
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Dallas suburb update: three intensely stereotypical good old boys board an elevator with me. I’m talking covered in mud, sleeveless T-shirts, beards, southern accents. I think, “OK, let’s not prejudge.” The door closes and they start WRASSLIN. WRASSLIN ON THE ELEVATOR
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Ha, that’s what my alt is for! But I also don’t really keep it secret.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Can you imagine? Seeing a 23-year-old and thinking that’s a viable sexual partner? Aggghhhhh
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Hello, Dallas, I see you’re already doing your worst. I’m hot and tired and my rental car was not in its space.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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I saw someone post that “no one on this app actually knows each other,” so I counted the people I’ve spoken to “in real life.” It’s about 20% of the people I follow. And that’s not counting people I’ve know for as long as 25 years but have never met in person.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Looking around the Burbank airport like, “wow, you never see this many blondes in one place like this in the Bay.”
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Shiv Ramdas
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They really meant it when they said they wanted to go back to traditional European values huh
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Steve Morris
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Some incredible writers and critics helped trace the path of Black comics creativity throughout the decades, each year focusing on a book that features a Black writer, artist, colourist, letterer, or editor.
From underground comix, through Black Panther and beyond: shelfdust.com/black-comics...
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
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Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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OK, so what is it about NYC publishing and summer sabbaticals? Just a tradition from pre-air conditioning times? When executives faffed off upstate or to the Hamptons?
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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We're going to Dallas for my brother's wedding, and today I drop off my sweet Renfield at the doggie boarding house. I'm pretty upset about it. He's been with us for almost a year. What if he thinks I'm abandoning him? I wish I could tell him it's just for five days.
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Zippa6
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She seems… unconvinced.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
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Which arrondissement are you staying in?* *Please note that the answer won’t mean anything to me; I just like the word “arrondissement”
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