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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️@jimdigriz.bsky.social |
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Now that society is all ferrocrete and stainless steel there are fewer gaps in the joints. It takes a very smart rat indeed to find these openings. Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment.
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Jay Weixelbaum
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At this crucial moment (just like 2016, I might add) the political press failed. Do not reward their failure. Ignore them for your own mental health, if not for any other reason.
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Jay Weixelbaum
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Final thought: STOP LISTENING TO THE POLITICAL PRESS They do not have your best interests at heart, full stop. They want to make money off your fear. They're too ignorant to even have a survival instinct--do they think they won't be targeted in a Trump dictatorship?
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Jay Weixelbaum
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In sum, folks calling to replace Biden are both wrong on the cognitive science *and* the history. I get it. They're afraid. We're all worried. We often don't make smart choices when we're scared. Let's pause, take a breath, look at the science and expert analyses, instead.
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Jay Weixelbaum
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I don't like the policies of the Reagan era, but the nation survived I detest defending that administration--but why is there a different standard for Democrats? Especially when a Trump dictatorship is at stake? Makes zero sense. And Biden is much better shape than the Gipper.
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Jay Weixelbaum
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Did the electorate abandon him in this crucial moment when the US could snuff out Hitler's Third Reich? No, they did not. If you're talking "replace Biden" now, I have a question: why are you so much weaker than voters in 1944? Would you have handed over the White House to the America Firsters?
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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This is so cool
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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It’s really hard to watch Love Island USA and not think “Squidward” when I see Leah. Like, really really hard.
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Medusa’s Wink😉
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We’re fucken delightful, and don’t you forget it ~😉
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Ruin a children's TV show by changing one letter: Fragile Rock
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I agree with the overall point, but the theft of the paper clip is still a significant problem.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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“Well, that and the votes obviously”
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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If you were a vehicle, what kind of vehicle would you be?
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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lol. “Consistently reliable journalist”
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Banshee but reset in present day and Hood beats the shit out of anyone who doesn’t wear a mask around the asthmatic kid.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Make a band more vegetable: The New Radicchios
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Ben Franklin advocated for our national slogan to be placed on money should not be “e pluribus unum” but rather “mind your business”
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I was consider spending the evening reconsidering the age old question of “who got da hooch” but fell asleep for a few hours and woke up and made cornbread instead.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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The most pervasive and effective form of voter suppression in America is the transparent lie that you voting doesn’t matter to your future.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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We’re going to make our own decisions now because we’ve had enough of your generation making them. You are, as a group, terrible at it.
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Medusa’s Wink😉
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Good evening to all of the cishet men who are resisting moralizing about SA all over our timelines today. Much appreciated.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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For most of human history being ADHD would destroy you life and likely cause your death. For a very brief, shining moment it can make you a TikTok star and they want to take that away from us.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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You’re having a FOURTH of July? In this economy?
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Beccas can't be choosers
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every house should have a hermetically-sealed room, to keep out hermits
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Let's get real, let's get heavy Till the water breaks the levee Let's get loose, loose, who got the hooch
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Someone at some point in your life did you disservice by making you think this was a reasonably clever mindset to take into a conversation, and I think you should stop listening to that person.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I feel like if you’re part of the generation who traded the future of the planet for the right to buy individually wrapped processed cheese slices you’ve already proven you can’t be trusted with a vote.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Then you don’t have any Constitutional rights when they pick you up and take you to some blacksite in Kuala Lumpur.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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“Just stop doing so much cocaine, Shittin’ Freud!”
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Now awaiting a new mascot for Bluesky: “Shittin’ Freud”, the analyst with severe gastrointestinal discomfort whom no one feels sorry for.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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to make the implicit explicit, i do not think it would be wise to tell black voters and women who are the party's base that both biden and harris need to get the fuck out of the way for, say, gavin newsom or pritzker or even whitmer, which is what this idiotic "biden must step down" plan requires
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
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In a fucked up turn of events, I would use the end of Chevron as the excuse to expand the court and the whole judiciary by pointing out that they don’t have the capacity to hear all the cases they just gave themselves. 27 justices, double the size of the circuits. Huh. Thanks John Roberts.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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That’s entirely in your control, unlike stable, long term statistics.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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With the exception, of course, of where Black population density is artificially high because of a racist carceral state grouping young Black men together in a prison and counting that at population, obviously.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Where Black population density is high, Democrat votes are much more likely. No one is trying to invalidate your personal experience.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Maybe it would be helpful if you understand that maps of population density deal with large number statistics on voting rather than what any individual’s vote will actually be.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I did this with magnets when I moved into my new house and I’m the only one who uses them. I wish you better luck.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Aroused only by the Tour de France.
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Endless Screaming
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I did not have “potential return to the Reagan years in every sense” on this year’s bingo card when I was younger.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Certainly plenty to hate or deride in everything they said, but not “gee, I hope the doesn’t convince any other countries our President will have dementia”
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Hey you all remember when Obama was debating Romney and we all knew we wouldn’t agree with everything that was said but also neither one of them would sound like a doddering moron or have a stroke in the middle of the debate? Remember?
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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“At a certain stage the realization strikes through that one must either live outside of society's bonds or die of absolute boredom. […] There is no longer room for the soldier of fortune or the gentleman adventurer who can live both within and outside of society. Today it is all or nothing.“
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Compressing the medical records of a deceased client alone under this requirement basically took actual wizardry and the response from the other attorney was “oh, you’re finally done with that?” I may be arrested for homicide.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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I just managed to comply with a borderline onerous trial exhibit preparation requirement by making everything into a single pdf, bates numbered by exhibit, each exhibit with a cover page w/o numbering, all exhibits hyperlinked and under 20MB but no lawyer I work with understands what this took to do
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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The greatest love story ever told on Love Island USA
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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The greatest love story ever told on Love Island USA
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Exactly.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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The Boys did a sendup of this with Soldier Boy as the artist.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️
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Fabulously lampooned on The Boys season 3 as Soldier Boy’s album.
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