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Jonathan Newman

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Medieval Lit Professor I was Megatheorium on Twitter youtube.com/@IohannesRhetor pronouns: he/him adverbs: well/actually Can-Am NY diasporan in Missouri


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I was trying to make a joke about the impossibility of verifiable ethically sourced fiction, but I can see from your profession why it would be too horrifying to find funny.

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oh god, start with AG Andrew Bailey of Missouri.

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Having lived in the intensely patriarchal culture of the Ozarks, it makes so much sense that Suzette Hade Elgin was from here, who imagined a secret women's language of resistance and escape.
encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/suze...

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One of the most bizarre features of the Roberts decision is the dismissal of "hypotheticals." Isn't the hypothetical foundational to legal reasoning?

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Sure, same thing, because it's finally just the authority of the interpreter that matters more than any principle or reasoning. I speak on behalf of the spirit because I am annointed by grace.

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Originalism is a kind of ancestor worship.

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hope I don't have to hear any more bullshit about Roberts's "institutionalism."

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this would certainly track the observation that many political journalists are essentially just doing theatre criticism at this point

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I'd bet good money that whoever ran this publicity has an active twitter account with a crusader red-cross PFP. Weird adult convert energy.

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It's time for him to annoint a successor

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I mean yeah but Biden shit the bed. let's not kid ourselves. I'm as true Blue shit lib as they get and I'm saying this.

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hmm been shopping around for a new profile pic, hope it won't give anyone the wrong idea

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The source of the irrationality is pretty simple: it's middlebrow and cringe to say that a second trump presidency is an existential threat to the country, so if you consider yourself a sophisticate you dismiss it. But the resistance folks are right, and they've been right for eight years

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Thank you for having the courage to speak up about this

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the perfect logo for a bullshit generator am i right

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That said, the longer I live in the center of the Bible belt the more I have Diderot-like thoughts, substituting pastor and sheriff for priest and king.

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This is why I identify as merely irreligious.

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I was leading a student program so didn't get to do much visiting (or research stops) but it was wonderful to do all kinds of touristy stuff with wide eyed young people. Most vivid takeaway is that Oxford really leans way more into being Oxford than you even expect

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I spent 24 hours traveling today from Heathrow to Springfield Missouri but iirc air travel has always sucked, this isn't new

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Not anglophile as in Bridgerton and royals, anglophile as in Pulp and 90s Vertigo comics

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the awkward thing is that functional capitalism is more or less inseparable from representative democracy. capitalism requires markets, legally binding contracts, and a functional judicial system to work best. this is a real reason why capitalism is different from colonialism and mercantilism, etc

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When I worked in the Department of Health and Human Services, we weren’t allowed to spend federal funds on a water cooler. That luxury might erode public trust. So if you didn’t want to drink questionable tap water, you gave personal funds to the “water club” that paid for water cooler refills.

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Kind of embarrassing but I think the cybertruck looks pretty cool

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Deliberately abandoning my 800+ day Duolingo streak to assert my existential freedom

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I hope he has to wear an ankle bracelet.

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Making their bid to join the RW grievance circuit grift

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This is why they spend a half billion a year on union busting

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I guess the "Appeal to Heaven" flag is the new "okay sign" (plausibly deniable fascism)

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i would like the oilers to beat dallas tonight and also for children not to be burned in tents

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Unhinged is an early front runner for 2024 word of the year

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When I see clever Americans online casually talking smack about the UK it does make me think about Romans like Juvenal dissing the Greeks

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"polygenics" smacks of "human biodiversity" which was a white supremacist canard like 10-15 years ago

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True, there's a whole litany of them (so to speak) who come up on the Know Your Enemy podcast.

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Now throw in the relaxation of child labor laws that's that hot new thing in the reddest states

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Anyway adult converts didn't use to be as obnoxious as they are now 25 years ago. The Internet I guess?

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I've seen similar business with fellow Jews who grow up secular and then become super orthodox. Internal conversion? Must be a word

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People shouldn't use Google search without &udm=14.

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"1) Punch Nazis 2) Protect Trans Kids 3) Stay Hydrated' Spotted in Berlin

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Sometimes I wonder if a blind person reads an ALT TXT on this website or tumblr and is like "jfc will you get on with it"

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So Euphoria is Lars Von Trier for TEENS

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The only way to defeat trads is to bring back mods

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Canada makes all their elections begin and end within six weeks or something and it’s no coincidence that they are 75% less crazed than we are. Nate Silver would be like Pauxatawney Phil, he’d just scuttle out of his hole every couple years

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post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.

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I found it, y'all, I found the best derivative of the TMNT logo

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Has anyone ever seen Geoffrey Hinton and Judith Butler in the same room?

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