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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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he is old tho
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702 followers 169 following 2634 posts
international bestselling writer, big soup boy
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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he is old tho
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southpaw
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I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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Twas
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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man. what happened to this dude. he came out of the dark knight and just… fizzled?
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utopia deferred
@utopia-deferred.bsky.social
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Are Both Guilty Of The Same Original Sin: Being Registered Democrats In Power, please read my latest in the NYT!!!!
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Compare this to when Trump says something like “we’re gonna catch Goofy and execute him for his crimes folks” and people in the press go “Mr. Trump seemingly analogized criminals to a Disney character as he called for harsher legal penalties”
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Will Stancil
@whstancil.bsky.social
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There are many videos of Biden doing barnburner rallies from the last week!! I feel like I’m going crazy
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L O L G O P
@lolgop.bsky.social
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I don't take the age thing seriously. THEY PICK A LIE ABOUT EVERY DEM, and the press knows it's some BS but plays along. They know that the other guy is worse in every way, especially his brain. They turned being a war hero into a liability against a fortunate son draft dodger.
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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being a cool zoomer and calling LBJ “L beej”
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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It would be funny if Kamala got the nom, the republicans immediately said a bunch of vile racist shit, and the media instantly said, “this all raises a good point…… are the democrats doing ENOUGH to combat racism???”
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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high on the fuck you list: this Tesla with a “TRTHNKR” vanity plate which we have deciphered to mean “true thinker”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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where are the fucking editors at these papers, man? is there literally *anyone* in charge of ensuring clarity or readability?
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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"Balance" means printing the lies republicans tell about democrats *and* the lies republicans tell about republicans
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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the hand simply does not gravitate toward them
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Tom Scocca
@tomscocca.bsky.social
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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“seltzer: the beverage for people who don’t like drinking”
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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remain profoundly distrustful of the seltzer industry. I have never managed to get drunk off of seltzer even once
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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“It’s going to change everything!”
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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Tony Blair said Labour’s #1 issue that they have to focus on, more than climate or Brexit or the state of their economy, is LMM AIs, which, lol. lmao.
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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my writing style is I am a forensic accountant for the mess I made my own fucking self
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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Kartal is freaking yoked.
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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Read something once about serial CEOs and how there’s a type of mindset that is addicted to stress, the same way athletes are addicted to competition, and it completely makes sense. Dunno if it’s technically ADHD tho.
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post malone ergo propter malone
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the article compares Google’s emissions to Portugal’s but also Google’s annual revenue is higher than Portugal’s GDP
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ManhattanJuryAppreciator
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Brian what the fuck have you been asking for.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
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heads i win, tails you lose: trump and RFK jr’s supporters both already know they believe insane conspiracies, so there’s no need to discuss what believing insane conspiracies says about their mental fitness to lead, but biden voters can be persuaded that biden may be unfit, therefore, biden old
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Peter
@notalawyer.bsky.social
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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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we’re in danger
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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For real though it sucks that Britain, a damp rock the size of one of my city's medium sized parks, has a legislature with more representatives than the United States. We deserve better.
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SwampLizard
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Can someone check if the guy who writes for the Federalist, Washington Free Beacon, and National Review printed stories telling those readers not to vote?
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
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Holy shit
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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of course, the true irony is that there is an America struggling to be born, right now, and we are witnessing the panicked, furtive attempts to abort it, and prevent its coming
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Joshua Erlich
@joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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thought i'd check my camera roll for "nuzzi"
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Seth Cotlar
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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).
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hola, mi nombre es francine pants
@robertjbennett.bsky.social
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of course, the true irony is that there is an America struggling to be born, right now, and we are witnessing the panicked, furtive attempts to abort it, and prevent its coming
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utopia deferred
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“I don’t get it, why are you celebrating American Chauvinism this year of all years? This country is capital C cooked” My abuelo crossed a desert at the age of 14 for nearly a week, by moonlight, to get his life here. By placing yourself in the shoes of others, you may be able to understand 👍
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Popehat
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