yarrriv
@yarrriv.bsky.social
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the perfect spread for No Nut November
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alex π΄π₯₯@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social |
641 followers 818 following 8865 posts
mostly sincere industrial hygienist. very lazy. i probably don't like you. all posts to be construed as official acts not subject to criminal or civil liability.
yarrriv
@yarrriv.bsky.social
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the perfect spread for No Nut November
1 replies 1 reposts 7 likes
alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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it screams βdonβt get your hopes up!β
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Microplastics Sommelier
@leastactionhero.bsky.social
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the results are in: itβs βnot hummusβ
3 replies 2 reposts 26 likes
guy π΄ββ οΈ βοΈ
@guy1.bsky.social
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Bird AA is like βi live at 23 crow street and i am a seedaholicβ
1 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Four cubes in my nightwater: unimaginable hubris π§π§π§π§
3 replies 3 reposts 47 likes
beccadagoo
@silly.bsky.social
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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π€€
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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doctor whom
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kate
@katewitko.bsky.social
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the pizza wanters
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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π¨A POD JON HAS GONE ROGUEπ¨
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Pan
@ok2panic.bsky.social
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I really need more people to experiment on. I ate one piece! Brekkie pizza with a Bloody Mary sounds okay tho. πππ½οΈπ
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Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job)
@saltyplumsoda.bsky.social
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steak tartare my beloved
2 replies 1 reposts 24 likes
Pyramead Head
@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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the TLDR version
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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yeah that looks delicious tbh
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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DAE tfw le imperial core
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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muh imperial core
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dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
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new vasectomy emoji dropped
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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How did you get this pic of me
1 replies 1 reposts 29 likes
Possum Jenkins
@marlboromane.bsky.social
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first thigh tattoo in the books
1 replies 1 reposts 7 likes
journeyman folklorist
@aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Pivoting to a fritter-based diet. Fritter world
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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pinxy
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
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Tony Corsentino
@notalegalrecord.net
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βWage Lane,β an aleatory poem my kid and I wrote
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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assbole β Nazbol β
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bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
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in one of the most egregious king ralph type situations i have been named the Tory MP for South Goopney and am now head of the 1922 committee. wooly bully playing on the soundtrack as i make a smoke a blunt in a big fancy room
5 replies 11 reposts 170 likes
utopia deferred
@utopia-deferred.bsky.social
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Κα΄’α΄’α΄ Κα΄’α΄’α΄ Κα΄’α΄’α΄ Ιͺα΄ α΄ ΚΙͺΚ Κα΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄ α΄
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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thatβs kind of you. weβre all in this together tbh
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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PATCHES!!!!!!!!
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Umbire
@umbire.bsky.social
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Someone who tried to make "Faine Derangement Syndrome" a thing now goes to bat for a big-name sex pest author. Writing's on the wall.
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Chef Gaykwon
@gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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what a time* to be in Corpus Christi *hurricane season
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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And itβs just fundamentally true!
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SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Bidenβs numbers will recover as time and the news cycle develops and the race will be neck-and-neck. Until mid-October, when James Comey shambles out of his lair and announces Hunter Biden had a second laptop.
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social attack and dethrone @god.bible 30 talents
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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lol itβs so good!!!
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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itβs too dry here in Texas for an amateur amphibian πͺ
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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I hope they play an accordion at my funeral
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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if itβs not too much trouble could you please release me from the paradimensional oubliette he banished me to? assuming you can here me from over here. helpppppp
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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anyone curious: the queso con chile Cheetos are OP, followed by Hot Mustard Doritos. Wavy Funyuns are fine but half the appeal is a little onion ring and transferring that to a chip gives the flavor too much surface area and it gets overwhelming. The cool ranch flavored Lays were better.
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lena wife
@nebulena.net
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ah π¬ push it π§&πΆοΈ
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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@ohhipaulie.bsky.social just saw Furiosa yesterday and got a moment of satisfaction recognizing the reference in your display name π
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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guy who puts βsomething of a foodieβ in his OK Cupid bio
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Themperor KennedΓ©eπΈπ³οΈβπ
@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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π«₯ ethered
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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Accept
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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Accept π
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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weβre all doing hung over RP on MUDsky
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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chile relleno with rice and beans is the perfect meal, but in a way i guess it's kind of nice that there are also other kinds of meals
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alex π΄π₯₯
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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fear my kinesthetic wrath, witch!
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