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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯

@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social

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mostly sincere industrial hygienist. very lazy. i probably don't like you. all posts to be construed as official acts not subject to criminal or civil liability.


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yarrriv's avatar yarrriv @yarrriv.bsky.social
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the perfect spread for No Nut November

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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it screams β€œdon’t get your hopes up!”

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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the results are in: it’s β€œnot hummus”

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guy πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ βš”οΈ 's avatar guy πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ βš”οΈ @guy1.bsky.social
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Bird AA is like β€œi live at 23 crow street and i am a seedaholic”

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Four cubes in my nightwater: unimaginable hubris 🧊🧊🧊🧊

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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🚨A POD JON HAS GONE ROGUE🚨

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Pan's avatar Pan @ok2panic.bsky.social
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I really need more people to experiment on. I ate one piece! Brekkie pizza with a Bloody Mary sounds okay tho. πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ½οΈπŸœ

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Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job)'s avatar Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job) @saltyplumsoda.bsky.social
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steak tartare my beloved

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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new vasectomy emoji dropped

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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How did you get this pic of me

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Pivoting to a fritter-based diet. Fritter world

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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Tony Corsentino's avatar Tony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net
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β€œWage Lane,” an aleatory poem my kid and I wrote

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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in one of the most egregious king ralph type situations i have been named the Tory MP for South Goopney and am now head of the 1922 committee. wooly bully playing on the soundtrack as i make a smoke a blunt in a big fancy room

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utopia deferred's avatar utopia deferred @utopia-deferred.bsky.social
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Κ™α΄’α΄’α΄› Κ™α΄’α΄’α΄› Κ™α΄’α΄’α΄› Ιͺᴍ α΄€ ʟΙͺʟ ʙᴇᴇ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄‹ ʜΙͺᴠᴇ

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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that’s kind of you. we’re all in this together tbh

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Umbire's avatar Umbire @umbire.bsky.social
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Someone who tried to make "Faine Derangement Syndrome" a thing now goes to bat for a big-name sex pest author. Writing's on the wall.

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Kaitlin Ruiz's avatar Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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what a time* to be in Corpus Christi *hurricane season

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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And it’s just fundamentally true!

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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Biden’s numbers will recover as time and the news cycle develops and the race will be neck-and-neck. Until mid-October, when James Comey shambles out of his lair and announces Hunter Biden had a second laptop.

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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it’s too dry here in Texas for an amateur amphibian πŸ˜ͺ

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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I hope they play an accordion at my funeral

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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if it’s not too much trouble could you please release me from the paradimensional oubliette he banished me to? assuming you can here me from over here. helpppppp

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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anyone curious: the queso con chile Cheetos are OP, followed by Hot Mustard Doritos. Wavy Funyuns are fine but half the appeal is a little onion ring and transferring that to a chip gives the flavor too much surface area and it gets overwhelming. The cool ranch flavored Lays were better.

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ah 😬 push it πŸ§‚&🌢️

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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guy who puts β€œsomething of a foodie” in his OK Cupid bio

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Themperor KennedΓ©eπŸΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar Themperor KennedΓ©eπŸΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico

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alex 🌴πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex 🌴πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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we’re all doing hung over RP on MUDsky

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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chile relleno with rice and beans is the perfect meal, but in a way i guess it's kind of nice that there are also other kinds of meals

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