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at some point these people should consider whether they actually want to be parents or if they just want to own a bunch of "lifehacking" technology. good luck to that baby

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starting to feel very 2016 online I'm sure that's a good sign

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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fig. a: Me posting about this fucking election on bluesky

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Hi Catherine I will be making fun of you also but I appreciate the question

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baffling strategy this liberal do-gooder has decided to employ

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how are those things going right now do you think. no issues I'm guessing

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I'm gonna share this post with all the people in my life who are considering sitting this election out. Since you seem willing to die (?) for this cause I'm going to trust you have some kind of evidence that proves this post and the others above it are effective voter outreach

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did I miss an election where I was the one who was sworn in as POTUS and not Joe Biden? what is happening here

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man it's just really weird to behave like this if you actually believe the things you said above because if you did you would be phone banking 24/7 and not smarmily scolding random Bluesky users. good luck

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the unmitigated gall of these freaks bro your party is eagerly assisting the opposition in their multi-decade project to bring fascism to America! we can all see it happening in real time!!!

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Joe Biden does not agree with you and has told me that directly many times over. I want you to really internalize this

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epic clapback m'sir please don't delete any of your posts they will be important relics soon I'm saving all of them in case u do tho

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you, much like President Biden, have cobwebs where your brain should be

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Colin Spacetwinks's avatar Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social
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so many of biden's decisions - and his stubborness on many things - are wholly about his personal emotions and connections, not any sort of political calculus. his friendliness with mitch, his old ties to netanyahu as he stays desperately attached to him now, still being bitter over 80s reporters...

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johannbratwurst's avatar johannbratwurst @johannbratwurst.bsky.social
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I would be extra careful using the word "fatal" when discussing matters pertaining to Joseph Robinette Biden

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are you guys fucking serious is this the most important election of our lifetimes or not is democracy on the ballot or not

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johannbratwurst's avatar johannbratwurst @johannbratwurst.bsky.social
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if Biden doesn't withdraw that is what is going to happen yes

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ma'am I am so sorry to break this news to you but you are, as the kids say, delulu. I aspire to be as untethered from reality as people who earnestly believe the kinds of things you are saying

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not surprising I guess but none of this discourse takes into account his funding of two wars, one of which is an active genocide what foreign policy?

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cool I have screenshotted this reply and will come back to remind you that you said this 👍

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he is actively decaying in front of your eyes you have parents right? and grandparents? maybe not anymore? I want you to think about that for a minute

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right! the people who tried to get the party to take this seriously have been routinely shouted down and told to go fuck ourselves by the man himself Biden is somehow more hubristic than Hillary. This is what we were told we had to vote for then, and also now!

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this dipshit followed me yesterday and thinks the current situation is good I guess? bizarre position to take as your party ushers in fascism

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Nick Brumfield's avatar Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
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It's been their playbook with Gaza why not just add this on too?

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liberals, if you believe the path forward is an electoral one where the DNC will bow to your demands with enough pressure, I need every single one of you to get on the phone and call for Biden to step aside...

DEMOCRACY

IS

AT

STAKE.

x.com/NikkiMcR/sta...

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it's kind of alarming to me how naive these people are. or maybe willfully ignorant. not sure which is worse at this point

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wish they saved some of they smoke they had for Bernie Bros! seems like that movement was quashed pretty thoroughly. dunno why J6 wasn't more than like, fundraising fodder

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it's joever. it's been joever all week but crucially, this time, we were never back.

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You guys really need to find your sense of imagination. I want you to think long and hard about where your adherence to practicality has gotten you

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Gallifreyan Jedi 's avatar Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
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Instead of using the new king powers to prevent the fascism immediately, joe biden is going on tv to try and prove to voters he doesn't need to wear a diaper, so they'll vote for him, so, I'm led to presume, he can prevent the fascism

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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I find it interesting that people who correctly point out 45 is a pathological liar are pretending that they don't notice Biden's cognitive decline. If you're honest, you can say 'yes it's clear that he is in cognitive decline, HE'S 81 and I still think that he needs to be the nominee for x reasons'

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Mr Gorbachev did you know that putting up walls is literally a trauma response

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