Jonas Traxler

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

rEd wAVe Nate at it again...

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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

finally going to experience some warming he can believe in

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

Brian Stelter 🤝 Howie Kurtz

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Little wonder the cancellations are coming in droves.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

How do you say “Nate Cohn” in French?

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

How all the cancellations going?

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

You're obsolete. Only people stuck in airports watch you. Kindly piss off.

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

So basically, Macron scared the bejesus out of sane France and they came together to assure the fascists would not win. That is what should be happening in the US if we would get our act together and tell media's baying bloodhounds to fuck off and prioritize democracy. www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

And taller!

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

And Scan is outstanding, too.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Without question the best broadcast duo in MLB. 👍

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Bc the Cruelty is the Point.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Of course, that hasn't deterred the MSM from reverse-engineering a 7 million+ popular vote margin and 74 Vote Electoral College victory into a 40,000 vote Biden squeaker.

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Like, if you want to say "fuck you Biden, Trump is allowed to do crimes and when he is elected he gets to be dictator, lolol, fuck you libs", just fucking write that. I don't need you to pretend it's rooted in any higher principle.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

"Whatever Lardass says..."

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

The greatest public service would be for Nepo Baby AG to take a goddamn powder.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

rEd wAvE Nate is so fucking awful.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Oh look, more bullshit from the rEd WavE people.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Yes, you want Barabbas bc he's better for clicks. We get it.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Your pollsters have the gravitas of Devin Nunes.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

Copious Cocaine consumption and comically-oversized Veneers aren't a good match.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

We get it already— you want Barabbas

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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

oh look it even forms a middle finger

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Congratulations to the NYT staffers who went to Columbia on getting to live through a moment when their alma mater and their employer are *both* imploding due to incompetent leadership

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

Artist: Brooke Bourgeois

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

www.nytimes.com/2024/06/12/o...

RIP

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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

www.nytimes.com/2024/06/05/a....

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking Rubber Crutch. What absolute dreck.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

I for one strongly encourage Tom Cotton to go on television as often as possible. The Swifties will positively swoon at his bellicose staccato and vote accordingly.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

OMFG

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

If I looked that old at 48 I think I'd be a cranky fascist, too.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

If I looked as old as he does at 48, I guess I'd be a bitter fascist, too.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

How awful is David Zaslav?

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Put it in the Louvre!

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

“You fucked up— You trusted us”

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

I'm sure this will be all over the Nightly News programs tonight. * Just Kidding -- they'll lead with Hunter's trial.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Is Mike Gallagher put together with scrap parts?

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

The GOP going to try and force a Contingent election in the House. I don't know how they could be any clearer on what they're planning to do.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Jonathan Chait is the Chris Cuomo of Bill Mahers.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

There's really no better example of Dunning-Kruger than Kris Kobach.

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Amen!

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

WSJ Opinion page gonna be a wild ride the next few days…

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Nicholas Wallace @wallace.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Sam Alito is very comfortable lying to and otherwise manipulating the media when it serves his purposes. Anyways, remember how they never figured out who leaked Dobbs, that was weird

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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Is that squinty little lunatic Tom Fitton behind this batshittery?

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