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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social |
I bet that cop who went down the slide real fast has some relatives who have been waiting MONTHS to get to roast him to his face today.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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"Hi Uncle Tony. Please put your gun in the lockbox."
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Dread Pirate Zed
@dreadpiratezed.bsky.social
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🎶When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride 'Till I get to the bottom and I see you again Well, do you, don't you want me to love you? I'm coming down fast, but I'm miles above you🎶
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee
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The gift that keeps on giving. I was on the T the other day and someone meant to get off, but missed their stop, so they turned to their family and go “well, it’s a little bit further walk, but on the bright side, now I get to show you the slide that fucking cop went down!” “That was here?” “Yes!”
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Joi Ito's Jibo sez bluesky migration is for the birds
@joi-itos-jibo.bsky.social
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"Anyone want to walk to the playground with the kids later today? Not Tony, obviously. But if anyone else wants to go"
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Kerry
@kerrybrowne.bsky.social
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Well well well if it isn't the Cousin slide storrow'd. how's the head?
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Microplastics Sommelier
@leastactionhero.bsky.social
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i would have spent the last month constructing an elaborate ‘turkey slide’ to roll a cooked bird down into his face at dinner time
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