Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social

cannot stop laughing at everything about this 30 Rock site gag ass movie

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

I so hate movie posters with cops/soldiers holding guns, especially because what law professional doesn’t just hang around with their weapon casually held in their hand instead of safely secured in their holster. Guns in movie ads = laziest conflict indicator ever

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

he has been making some "i got a boat to pay for" choices *cough*the bricklayer*cough* lately

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@plotjes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Did Aaron Eckhart start refusing to suck off Weinstein in 2009 or so?

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

He morphed into Brian Cranston so gradually I hardly noticed.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

that poor dog got the same Sclera-Brite® photoshop treatment that they used for ARGYLLE promos

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Sela of the Disastral Clocktower @sela.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

aaron eckhart wyd

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Simon @thedenature.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

You either die a hero…

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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

direct to plutotv production

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Ok but for real, incredible dog acting for the poster. Aaron Eckhart and the dog were told to do the same steely glare and the dog outacted him.

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Karate Bearfighter @karatebearfighter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Per the description: the dog has "titanium teeth" and "a mysterious past".

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luke @boozegolem.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Think I can clear up the confusion here. Aaron Eckhart is actually playing the dog.

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special baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

reading that as Muzzle Vengeance

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Stationkeeper @signalthirteen.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

Every movie he's ever been in has made me think, "This movie would be so much better with Thomas Jane in it."

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QimirPeered @waywardboobs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

Thinking about how Abigail Breslin said he menaced her and how he's been in shit ass VOD stuff for years.

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

styling Eckhart to look like approximately 1/3rd of an Alan Ritchson is killing me

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Jim Izer @jizer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Almost sure that's Bobby Flay.

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Gale Has a Point @ohnoyouwint.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Did Aaron Eckhart really parlay Dark Knight Rises into just this schlock? Is it cus of the Has Fallen trilogy? Did those really do him in?

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