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John is NOT better than C

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I am so curious about her now

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“Please don’t make your communication app behave like malware”

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Saw this on the old app

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I mean, that sounds pretty good

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Reading through these as someone who may soon be a literal dad, I can see myself becoming more and more of a Dad. My wife, on the other hand, has already reached levels of Dad that I might never even approach

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My wife and I went on a covid-delayed honeymoon to Europe, and our favorite memory of the whole trip was watching The Fugitive in the hotel room in Switzerland

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Lmao

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For me it’s currently a weird mashup of the chorus from “I Believe” from Book of Mormon with “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston that my brain involuntarily made up

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We need to return to sitcoms having 22 episode seasons because that’s how you get episodes with plots like “The girls discover Rose has been addicted to opioids for 30 years. Also, Dorothy and Sophia star in an ad for a pizza restaurant.”

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It’s like Tweeting Through It except it also costs millions of dollars

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The Way for ‘keepers is clearly to play for a *bad* Premier League team, like Tim Howard and Brad Guzan did

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I was lucky enough to just miss the smoking-on-airplanes era. I remember being confused why there were ashtrays on all the armrests if smoking was never allowed

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I have Burlington Telecom, and it’s AMAZING

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I think I saw you at the post office in Burlington, VT! Were you the guy who was silent and invisible and not mailing anything?

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Was gonna say that that guy looks like the techbro version of Grigori Rasputin, but more and more I’m starting to suspect that he’s actually the real Rasputin who still hasn’t died

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When I saw them doing this, I left feedback that I refuse to help train plagiarism software

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Based on what you’ve shared here, this sounds like an extremely mild description of that job

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You can only get these chains on the darkweb, and you have to pay for them with cryptocurrency. That’s why they’re called blockchains

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Including a handball, but the ref plays advantage because it led to an own goal

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Great article. You made the key points really easy to digest

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Why is he telling us to read the second half of this tweet extremely quietly?

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Helen! I went there once when I was a kid, and I barely remember it. My parents always described it as a tourist trap, and we studiously avoided it afterward

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In fairness, he sounds like he’d fit right in at your current organization

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Thank you for destigmatizing being a hater

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What is this, an academic job? (Couldn’t resist the low-hanging fruit)

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is this what they mean by rising murder rates in cities?

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“To have an even-handed treatment of this issue, I’m going to have a simulated debate. To make this simulation as realistic as possible, I’ve built a real physical model of my opponent using some old clothes filled with straw”

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Wait what? They want to make sure that if you click on a phishing link, you’re logged into a company device when you do it? Why would that be better?

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Compromise: she should change her legal name to Ckatherine and start going by Kcate. This would both be weird and not help at all

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Maybe someone thought “You know, this office is so dysfunctional I bet nobody would question it if I just embezzled the dishwasher”

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After getting my wisdom teeth removed, I thought it would be hilarious to imitate a scene from The Revenge of the Pink Panther, a movie that came out 20 years before I was born

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I’m so sorry, and I’m so happy for you that you’ve had her in your life

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Serious question: what would happen if you just don’t bother making the deadlines?

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I hadn’t even heard if this movie, but now I *need* to watch it ASAP

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One time I was wearing a Hawks jacket in NYC during Santacon, and one of the drunk-at-11:30am Santabros started a “f*ck Trae Young” chant. Rent free

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I saw the replies to this before the original post, Johnny Carson style, and it was awesome

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Sorry you’re going through this. Do you have a friend/family member you could call? That’s what I do when I’m having an anxiety spiral

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“You can swap in alternative milks” is an amazing turn of phrase

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You sharing this on Bluesky may well end up saving my brother thousands of dollars. Thank you!

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I’m too busy (read: lazy) to actually do this research, but I’m sure you can find ample evidence for any academic field that “you have to cite sources” was a universally recognized standard across the academic community. I’d bet MIT simply saw no need to state the obvious

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