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@junlper.bsky.social

i can’t wait until people have grandtheys named sock and sponge

Feb 08, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

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DogeDesigner @cbdoge.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 06:59 UTC

im simping mr musk 😋

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

They both sound like fighters

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Chris @burrbomb.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Gonna name my firstborn pretzel.

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Samwyzh.bsky.social @samwyzh.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

This is my son SpongeRobert. You can call him Sponge.

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Spider @buggybug.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

…not gonna lie actually kind of cute though

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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Those few children that survived plan c will be a vestige of a time almost lovingly forgotten

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Kaido 🏳️‍⚧️ @kaidos.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Like memaw isn’t ridiculous enough.

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Madison @meowdison.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

Are those biblical names

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Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

I plan to weaponize my neurotypicalness and ask them to do the dishes

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

you've heard of joyfriends. now it's time for grandglad

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New Amauta @newamauta.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

One trans Indigenous leader called herself Daniela "the Divine" Ruíz with her hubby's support and we love that for her 🙌🏽

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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

You coulda said Grandtheirents but i guess u hate nonbinary people.

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Ape Aaron @apeaaron.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Family reunion

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Chloe 🏳️‍⚧️ @southclo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

2050's kid named Kid Named Finger:

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Thebes @thebes.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Time to visit the grandthems!

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Jäger von Heinrich Kramer @jaegervonkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

I believe there's at least one child living in a squat somewhere out there who does

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ryanvalentine @ryanvalentine.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Mine is named Scott

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Niethews and nethieths

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ashitaka will not save us @xuvetyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

spock and songe

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ThinkyThoughts @thinky-thoughts.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

This country was founded by people who named their kids shit like Praise God, Fear God, and Fly Fornication. I think we'll survive the current era just fine.
slate.com/human-intere...

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PsyGuy @psyguy1.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

really big vinesauce fan naming their baby sponge:

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freeze dried weenie @styra.xyz
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

soknge

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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

i can't wait until people have grand dad fleentstones ohhh grand dad grand dad what the fuck

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@jaf48.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

😂😂😂😂😂

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Serenity Now! @cpo10za.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Tangentially: I was just thinking about how people are named “Autumn” & “Summer”, & even “Winter”/“Winterly” & “Weatherly”, but I’ve never come across someone named “Spring”, just because it’s a homonym for a Slinky. It’s time we make the best season an accepted name for theybies/babies everywhere!

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