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Josh Zembik

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Sports, mostly. Past: House & Senate flack, SI dot com, NBC Olympics. Fan: Dawgs, Braves, GW hoops. Once met Gritty. jzembik AT gmail DOT com


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“BOOK ME ON SEVERAL SUNDAY SHOWS!!”

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How can one know???

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Ah, yes, New York Times, how ever are we to know if no presidents were previously charged with crimes because none before Trump was a criminal or because Joe Biden was the first to weaponize the DOJ against former POTI.

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How dare you wish being GM of the White Sox on her!

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Yes we know, my man! So what are you, the literal president, going to do??

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Hey so that was pretty bad!

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So are we being serious that only RFK Jr. has brain worms??

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Honestly a “Big Break”-style golf competition between these two would be much better tv

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They’re fighting about fucking golf??

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Oh hell yes it’s “the certain dog” vs. “fentanyl machines”

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“WE BOUGHT THE CERTAIN DOG”

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New Sinatra just dropped.

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So I’d say the silver lining is most people don’t watch this thing.

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There's also a church that was turned into a brewery called Church Brew Works.

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The Wokes want to make it illegal to say "thank you"

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have you tried unplugging and plugging back in the app??

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Went outside to do daycare drop-off. Do not recommend!

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THIS IS FINE

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Oh no! Has another justice been kidnapped by a billionaire and flown to Bali on a PJ??

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Rough day in corporate comms.

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But remember, it was NOT Alito’s Appeal to Heaven flag. It was NOT.

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Today's another great day for Joe Biden to announce that he's expanding the Supreme Court.

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Holy fucking shit. The US Cricket team just beat Pakistan. To put that in perspective, it would be like the Pakistan National Cricket team beating the Lakers. In basketball.

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The real think piece to write is about Sarah Isgur — a ghoul who severed as the Trump administration’s spokeswoman defending the family separation policy and the Muslim ban — is simultaneously covering politics for every major mainstream outlet.

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Also, ONCE AGAIN, it separates Donald Trump from the Republican Party when the whole damn thing is toxic and has the same anti-democratic ideology. Even Cowherd called the Trump team a "cabal of convicts." Why on earth can he go further than the Democrats??

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How in the ever loving hell is this all they have to say??

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HOW ARE THERE NOT CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM. THAT IS THE SCANDAL

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Would really love to see pics of this Mrs. Alito flag collection that for sure exists in real life.

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Who's gonna be first with the Martha-Ann Alito "I <3 Flags" shirt?

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"My wife is fond of flying flags."

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Just an absolute kangaroo court. And the fact that we've got Dick Durbin out there Respecting blue slips and Joe Biden refusing even to threaten expanding the court is malpractice when democracy teeters on the brink.

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Scott Stapp as Sinatra! I LOLd

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My favorite detail in the psychotic Alito story is that the gentleman in the piece can’t talk on the record because his employer requires staffers to keep their politics private. But a Supreme Court justice is out here flying the flag of insurrection.

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Alito lied about the reason the flag was up because he didn’t know the couple had text messages establishing the date of when the incident took place. They were supporting the insurrection. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/28/u...

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They have the world’s most accurate, sophisticated weapons and they can’t stop doing “tragic accidents” that kill civilians. It’s wild.

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UNEXPECTED?? Dude’s been running around for months yelling about how cool it is to murder Democrats.

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Pentagon press sec "says 'I do not believe' any of the aid that's been delivered through the pier has actually gotten to the people of Gaza." x.com/laraseligman...

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Leonhardt bulleted out five examples of bipartisanship being So Hot right now, and this is actually one of them.

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The Neal Katyal Bat signal glows above the Beverly Hills sky.

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Sorry but the NYT does not recognize “gaggling.” To count as an interview, it must be one on one with Peter Baker for at least 90 minutes.

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Hey, I bet it would stop if you retired.

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The Controversy section of his Wiki page is almost as long as the Career section, FFS.

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I’m sorry, but anyone who was actively turning to David Plouffe for advice only has themselves to blame in this situation. Like, Google the damn guy. Are you kidding me?

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Free idea: A Met Gala but where every star has to pay the same tax rate as their fashion consigliere.

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The number of times in my life I've had to hear about Theo Baker is deeply distressing.

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A very smart step to get young people to vote for you is letting them know you do not in any circumstances care what they say.

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It’s weird how all these Ivy professors so successfully radicalize their students, but upon graduation they all go to Goldman and Deloitte anyway.

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Wait, so why the hell did they need to call the cops to clear the campus if it wasn't to send students back to the classroom??

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