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Kaitlin Ruiz@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social |
when i was in high school i went in to have my wisdom teeth removed, and afterward, as i convalesced with a mouth full of gauze, my dad was like "you know, your oral surgeon was once suspected of burning down a yacht for the insurance payout"
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I suppose when you left with your dad, you got to the parking lot and your yacht was gone.π§
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Eelaware
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Mine was spring break freshman year of college, no fun
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AMDO
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dentists are famously in it for a bunch of gambling debt
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Dr. Ashok Karra
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i feel like that's proof of competence, somehow. also, glad the orcas have shapeshifting capability
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Laura H
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Kaitlin, I am sick scrolling and you are reposting all the funnies. I am sorry about your notifs lol
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Kaitlin Ruiz
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somehow the removal of my wisdom teeth was scheduled for the eve of thanksgiving? i remember sort of vaguely gumming at cornbread
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Torin8
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I like the cut off you dad's jibb. He could be an interesting person to sit down and have a drink with and find out all this gossip.
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Zinnia Zombie π§ββοΈ
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Either theyβre innocent or theyβre someone clever enough to get away with it. Either way, a fine person to have as a surgeon!
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Matthew Somoroff
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My wisdom tooth removal surgery was my first encounter with heavy-duty painkillers (I think Percocet? they had to be removed before eruption so the surgery involved cutting open my gums) and how I found out Iβm allergic to amoxicillin. Quite an experience.
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Frances Meh
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we had a neighbour once who was kind of rough but always bragged about belonging to a snooty yacht club. mentioned to another guy on the block that i hadnβt seen him in a few months and he was like havenβt you heard he went down for stealing boats from his clubβs marina.
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