Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social

"that is the coward's way. I will keep vigil over the stove." --dad, explaining why he will not cook beans in a crockpot

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MISANDR//Alewife @misandr.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 18:45 UTC

Braver than the troops.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 19:11 UTC

I love your dad and want to buy him a Rancho Gordo subscription

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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 19:09 UTC

He is correct, and he has my sword.

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kate @katecrane.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Pressure cooker, Dad!

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 18:47 UTC

KAITLIN: but papa KAITLIN’S DAD: [slams fist on stove] THE BEANS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME! [dramatic Telemundo music]

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@queenofbithynia.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 18:48 UTC

he’s right

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John @stgwi.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 19:49 UTC

Big “last lighthouse keeper” vibes

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Cereal is a Soup @knuckleshuffler.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 18:56 UTC

The Bean Dad social media deserves

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