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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
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HR says I’m no longer allowed to yell ‘BEAR’ every time my boss tries to explain something to me
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born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social |
2643 followers 217 following 7575 posts
IG: @born_miserable • YT: youtube.com/@TheBlackoutChoir and youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • find my music (The Blackout Choir) on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
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HR says I’m no longer allowed to yell ‘BEAR’ every time my boss tries to explain something to me
1 replies 64 reposts 157 likes
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pockets and sedition
@yoboseiyo.bsky.social
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so cover your goddamn face holes, ya filthy animals!
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Emin
@jbwocky.bsky.social
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mew ate my son's German homework and is now shamelessly guarding her snack. I'm afraid the teacher won't believe this excuse 😔
23 replies 42 reposts 577 likes
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ceej
@ceej.online
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there’s an emoji in the list that will kill you if you see it
5 replies 24 reposts 92 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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This story was so much better than what I anticipated — and it already looks like the frickin’ feline equivalent of Airbud.
Link! 🐈 📚🎓 www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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90’s after school specials were wild
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Miley Crisis ✨
@boubayaga.bsky.social
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Hey y'all, so today's my birthday. I have been really struggling the past 18 months and I'm working hard to get my head above water again. My gfm has kinda stalled though and I'd really appreciate any donations today (tiddies nested for tax) gofund.me/c7450192
15 replies 38 reposts 38 likes
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karasocial relationship 💜
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
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deep inside where self-esteem should be i store memories of all the times that she wanted to talk and i hid myself away
1 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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Robbery at the whistle factory. No one was able to come forward.
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karasocial relationship 💜
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
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🎶 they call me baby driver
2 replies 7 reposts 39 likes
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]
@themckenziest.gay
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Hi friends <3 could really use some help if you’ve got any to spare. $LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca,v,pp
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]
@themckenziest.gay
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Post your favorite fuck cops meme in honor of @acab4cutie.top 🥰🥰🥰💜
35 replies 106 reposts 566 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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“Ladies” is used sooooo condescendingly sometimes. Go ahead and call us bitches or get the fuck out of my general region, old man
2 replies 26 reposts 53 likes
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Sasshole
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
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I thought I was walking by a straight pride parade but it was just a sale on cargo pants at Walmart.
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Political Research Associates
@praeyesright.bsky.social
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In their article originally published by Convergence magazine, Meena Jagannath and Nikki Thanos from Movement Law Lab outline the tactics authoritarians use to acquire power and the strategies we can use to dismantle them. Learn more: politicalresearch.org/2024/05/08/w....
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Can't sleep knowing there's an alternative universe trapped inside my belly button.
3 replies 26 reposts 66 likes
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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
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anyone else with open dms getting spam and scammer dms already? i didn't expect it would happen so soon
17 replies 3 reposts 24 likes
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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if people unfollow me for this, I understand, I would do that too
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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oh I know; stereotypes are so dumb and yet it's like the ridiculously muscled dude at the gym grunting and admiring his reflection in the full length mirror - dude, you belong in a dictionary
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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funny you posted that though because I subscribe to a Horrible Fates YouTube channel and that was one of the stories, haha SAD!
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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"you got this! you can die! I BELIEVE IN YOU"
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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If someone is choking, pat them lightly on the back as a sign of encouragement
8 replies 33 reposts 177 likes
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Very happy to see so many people bravely speaking their personal truths about seeing a Cybertruck tiptoeing around on its dumb little tires. I know the experience changed me, and I'm still processing it. defector.com/have-you-see...
120 replies 128 reposts 746 likes
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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Me: But how can there be one Bertie Botts vomit flavor when vomit can be any flavor? JK Rowling: The answer to this and every question is I’m a TERF
3 replies 16 reposts 67 likes
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Sasshole
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
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I never really wanted kids, but I love all of my nieces and nephews very much. So if you are LGBTQIA and your family isn’t supportive of you, come here and let me hug you. I’m your weird aunt now.
0 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Amy Winehorse: They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said neigh, neigh, neigh.
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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need somebody to come over and close the tabs i don't have the strength to admit need to be closed
33 replies 71 reposts 650 likes
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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it’s so boring that they fit the alpha male thing, like please, it’s been done, nobody thinks you are cool, go crawl in a hole and die off, bitches
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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[Jim Carroll Band voice] 🎶 Trump got busted on a hush money rap / despite support from insurrectionists and bikers / Laura Loomer said, “hey, I know it's dangerous / but I’ll chain myself to Riker's” / but the next day she got offed / by the very same bikers 🎶
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hannah gais
@hannahgais.bsky.social
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please, for the love of god, i need this to happen
199 replies 398 reposts 2832 likes
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Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
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Abortion bans are about Christianity. That doesn't apply to the whole population. American women aren't expected to wear a hijab while visiting Saudi Arabia, it doesn't apply to us. So only ban Christian women's abortions (with a caveat that they can go to any clinic and renounce Christ for the day)
1 replies 2 reposts 19 likes
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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When I’m rinsing beans and a rogue escapes into the sink, I don’t always say, “Oh no, my precious bean!” But I always think it
4 replies 28 reposts 289 likes
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Super weird that my landlord won't let me pay him with bad vibes & ancient prophecies.
2 replies 56 reposts 191 likes
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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okay, I would be doing the exact same fucking thing because I despise that sort of lack of self-awareness among people like that
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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ok then how do clown posse’s normally act
5 replies 113 reposts 409 likes
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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you seem weary, traveler. stop and rest for a while around our new mixtape
1 replies 20 reposts 51 likes
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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okay, there was actually a story where two people were about to have sex and they actually did think to use adhesive as a way for protection because they didn’t have a condom and the man died as a result because he couldn’t urinate and he basically exploded from the inside
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Developing a condom that stays on when you put it on (no seriously, you can't take it off, it's superglued)
2 replies 12 reposts 21 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The Eagles wrote one of the most devastating Google reviews known to mankind.
10 replies 52 reposts 159 likes
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Drew💫
@truedrew.bsky.social
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Happy Pride Month
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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SIRI: I’ll floss tomorrow
DK: @prof-hinkley.bsky.social?
SIRI: uh I mean ASK AGAIN LATER
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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maybe if i drank more i’d have a more restful sleep and other terrible notions
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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“much to think about”
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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cahoots!
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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siri’s always sounds high as fuck. bitch if you don’t know who does
6 replies 14 reposts 68 likes
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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🐶
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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You're in her DMs I am also in her DMs warning her about you we're not the same
11 replies 26 reposts 172 likes
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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I kinda want to actually do this but I am afraid I’d cause a church to go up in flames upon entering one
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes