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Beautiful recluse


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She definitely seems to be the only one who knows how to throw a punch

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel's avatar Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social
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I grew up with a guy who was obviously different and relentlessly bullied when we were in school, he actually attempted suicide at one point, he was diagnosed as on the spectrum as an adult and I can't help but think how much easier his life would've been as a child if they knew that back then.

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You have worked on so many things me and my family love! Thank you!

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I don’t think a single object can describe the whole of what this website considers erotic but this is close

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Just FYI we’re entering a summer Covid wave right now (especially western regions in the US); you can see it in the CDC wastewater plot here (and anecdotally a bunch of my friends are suddenly testing positive). www.cdc.gov/nwss/rv/COVI...

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Maybe Cult of the Lamb? You are a lamb possessed by a demon. Half the time you build & manage your cult (cozy, but metal), the other half, you kill heretics (action rogue-like) This is a good rundown if it's for you:

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Craig Danz 🍦's avatar Craig Danz 🍦 @craigdanz.bsky.social
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There is a one-two punch the administration is pulling off here. Not only accelerating the transition to clean energy but breaking oil’s ability to manipulate the market to defend its position. bsky.app/profile/chri...

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I just finished this and it was fantastic

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LeVar Burton regularly got to showcase his acting chops by believably portraying an incel with less game than the autistic android on the crew

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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tl;dr? Prison is free for prosecutors, since they are paid by the county but prisons are funded by the state. It's an Econ 101 moral hazard. CA told the counties they had to pay for a wide range of cases. At which point ... they stopped locking a lot of them up. Shocking!

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Derpin’ on the dock of the bay

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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There is a whole GENRE of custom, superhero-themed toilets, each crazier than the last.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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People are expressing outrage at this, but the students learned a valuable lesson: police often cause harm to innocent people for no good reason.

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if you shine young willem dafoe through a prism it separates him into the individual brothers from hanson

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Maki Naro - Commissions open! 's avatar Maki Naro - Commissions open! @makinaro.bsky.social
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34 COUNTS???!

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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At some point Democratic elected officials will notice that when Donald Trump has a personal setback the majority of the population literally celebrates in the street, I hope.

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Zack Bornstein's avatar Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social
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Gotta hand it to Trump on winning his first popular vote

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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That's what Democrats should be saying. You're not political pundits, you're leaders. Tell us what you think should happen. That's certainly what I think should happen.

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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Trump really should drop out. I don't care that he probably won't. He should, and if he doesn't, the GOP should refuse to nominate him. He's a criminal, he's facing an endless series of additional charges. It's a humiliation for the entire country. Withdraw him and replace him.

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Which is really saying a lot because they brought along *Pippen*

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N. K. Jemisin's avatar N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social
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Anybody here work or worked at Waffle House, who'd be willing to let me interview them (paid) about the job as an expert? Got a story idea poking at me.

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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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Another reason great wealth should be heavily, heavily taxed

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Me: How was that pizza party at school? Kid: We didn't have it. Adrian and Max and Cormac wouldn't stop talking during carpet time. The boys ruined it for everyone. Me: I'm sorry to say that's not gonna change anytime soon.

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Erica Henderson's avatar Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social
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Yeah Barbie stars MOSTLY women over the age of 20 so I can see why he's against it

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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Mission accomplished—because I heard that shit SUCKED

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Mark Joseph Stern's avatar Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social
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Jonathan Mitchell—one of Trump's top lawyers—is asking Texas to investigate a woman who traveled to Colorado for a legal abortion. Mitchell represents the woman's ex-boyfriend, who's accusing her of breaking the law by traveling out of state to terminate. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

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Kendra K. Levine's avatar Kendra K. Levine @kklevine.bsky.social
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There’s so much to this thread - but it feels important to note that the escalation of police violence at UCLA and elsewhere is in response to there Congressional hearings.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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I have to admit, I did not account for the fact that some people actually do need ChatGPT to explain Onion articles to them

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Andrew Jacobs (he/him)'s avatar Andrew Jacobs (he/him) @drewjakeprof.bsky.social
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since we're DS9ing this May Day, don't forget this classic!

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Right there with you. I got back into the NBA this season and the amount of gambling ads all over everything was jarring

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Mike Drucker's avatar Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social
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Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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the nba on tnt is the most vital show on american television. kenny just fell asleep live on air and it's probably like the 400th funniest thing that's happened on the show

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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The amount of money and effort currently being invested in trying to addict young people to gambling in the USA can only be compared to when Philip Morris actively targeted 10 year olds to have active customers for the next 40

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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random thought inspired by someone whose timeline I won't clog up, but when I visit the Met with friends I always point out that the pyramids were ancient (1500-2700 BC) when the Temple of Dendur was built (10BC, under Caesar)

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I’m old enough to remember when the 45 minutes was spent wandering around a Blockbuster looking for something to watch

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Beauregard Ulysses Grant the Sixth

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Look he just wants to be in the room where it happens

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“set phasers to ants in their pants”

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I'm sorry you got exposed to both Naomi Klein and the chemtrails

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W/ the caveat that I don’t believe in the vision: If digital butlers arrive, the revenue model is surveillance. To achieve any kind of functionality, bots would require an unprecedented level of access to your inner life—and that of all your friends and family. Those “insights” will be for sale.

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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my fave continues to be -- if you were handed $1000 every single day, every single year since AD 1 and saved every single penny of it, you still wouldn't be a billionaire.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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When "tech" meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine

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Daniel Fienberg 's avatar Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social
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If you have ESPN+ either intentionally or because of some Disney-based bundle that seemed like too good a deal to pass up, you have access to "OJ: Made in America," which is the best thing ESPN has ever produced.

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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COWORKER RECENTLY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL: i blew a tire on a mountain road and crashed thru the guardrail, rolling end over end down a cliff into a creek. i was trapped for hours upside-down & near death until a man walking his dog found me and called 911 ME: what kind of dog was it

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