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Kashana@kashana.bsky.social |
It’s 2056. The average temperature is 140 degrees. The hot new summer trend is tuberculosis. Pollsters find that Americans’ number one concern is “all those foreigners coming over the border, trying to steal our TB.”
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Desdra
@irishcoleen.bsky.social
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It will be "all those foreigners GIVING us TB"
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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"
@marktspence.bsky.social
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"Make America Gasp Again"
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Buddha Ferret
@buddhaferret.bsky.social
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And you basically need MOPP-4 gear to go anywhere but Republicans still won't mask up because Jesus or something.
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Shadrach North
@shadrachnorth.bsky.social
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2056 me just came back to tell me eating iguanas is now woke. Time was I'd think thats insane but it'll make sense when I get there.
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Blue-star-charmer
@bluestarcharmer.bsky.social
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Don’t invoke Apollo
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/home/numbakrunch
@numbakrunch.bsky.social
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It's like you're from the future.
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Ziyyigo-Tipyigo
@ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social
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Consumption-driven economy.
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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Number two: are mutants in the irradiated zone having drag queen brunches?
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Jen Gingras Harper
@jengingras.bsky.social
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/scans skies for a stray asteroid to handle this for us
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K.L. Neidecker
@klneidecker.bsky.social
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“When I was young, we had four whole seasons and not just ‘cooler summer, warmer summer, surface of mercury’, and a guy could go outside without some foreigner tryin’ to steal their tuberculosis.”
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Mr DeBakey
@debakey.bsky.social
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My wife used to occasionally complain about her TB.
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R. S. Y. Buchanan
@rsybuchanan.bsky.social
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We don't call it TB anymore, it's "Freedom Croup."
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Mark (Wumpy) McCaw 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
@wumpyspeaks.bsky.social
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😂🤣
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Babbling Brooklyn
@deftestleftist.bsky.social
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2056 here… what’s an American again? Was that when all the territories were connected?
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JennrasaurusHex
@jennc.bsky.social
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TB vacation in a sanatorium is looking pretty good right now.
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
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i shudder to think how high the Imaginary Crime Rate in Chicago will have gotten
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Innocent🕷Abroad
@jjgass.bsky.social
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I’m so happy I’ll be dead by then. Maybe of TB.
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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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The Christian nationalist party known as the New Founding Fathers of America (NFFA) continue to tell Americans that green energy and atheism is to blame for global warming and only The Annual Purge will cleanse the nation of sin.
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colon musk 🤦♂️
@streamedhams.bsky.social
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they can pry it from my cold dead lungs
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Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
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Frankly they can have Tampa Bay.
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Brian DeViteri
@bsbeamer.bsky.social
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I hope this platform is around in 30 years to revisit this post.
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Dharhix
@dharhix.com
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Please tell me Canada will have built a wall to protect its citizens (ME!!!) from all that TB. Please.
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LRSH - Education Podcast
@lrshedupodcast.bsky.social
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It’s 2056. People dying “well”, early, & purposely spreading disease vs people attempting to avoid infection is the new American culture war, just above rat eaters vs insect eaters. Americas favorite game show is The Running Man - pitting Americans trying to escape the country against border patrol
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Pascal 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇫🇷
@pascalr57.bsky.social
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140°? I think TB is the least of our worries.
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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Finest flash dystopian lolsob fic in under 300 characters.
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MaxTheWonderDog
@mymaxknows.bsky.social
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A+
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She blinded me with science!
@capaltunnel.bsky.social
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I worked hard for that TB and now they think they can just come and get it for free.
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