Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social

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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

THIS indisputable proof

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Well hot dog! 🌭 🌭

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

Couldn’t Biden have kept the button that Trump had on the Resolute Desk to summon a staffer to bring him a Diet Coke, and repurpose it to bring him a cookie? How will Biden abuse presidential immunity when he can’t even abuse his cookie privileges?

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

A definite hazard when you’re sick 🎮

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Anything that keeps those gen-X supporters in line

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Oh look Neil Gaiman is tren—

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Explains a lot of the things that happen around this time every July.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

NYT is still proud of its Pulitzer Prize-winning Stalinist propagandist, Walter Duranty

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

NYT: unofficial part of the Trump campaign

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

It’s more like: it’s easier to criticize than to govern. And government inherently can’t please everyone with conflicting interests. But now one party is selling the idea that if you feel perpetually in the minority, minoritarian authoritarianism (and not democracy) is the answer.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

The anti-Trump coalition needs to chill and come together, or else lose together.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

The geography of Texas and counterclockwise rotation of hurricanes means moisture is scooped out of the ocean at about 2 billion tons per hour and dumped as rain over the state. Beats having a drought 💦

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Cat: you see nothing

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

The director of the CDC Rochelle Walensky wanted this choose your own Covid adventure

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Me, wanting Hurricane Beryl to smash into Texas

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

It’s an AI. There was nobody on the other end.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

No computer, only cat

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

You have been summoned to shower your cat with attention. Attention will commence now.

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Miles Grant @milesgrant.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

AP story waits until paragraph 16 to mention police & prosecutors are accused of conspiring to protect the cop who's apparently the real killer, until then making him seem like a lone wolf

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

fixing the website where i mostly just go to look at dogs

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

The director of the CDC Rochelle Walensky wanted this choose your own Covid adventure

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Welcome!

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Incels: “bUT nOtHiNG hAPpeNeD oN THe AcOLyTe” Leslye Headland: I see you, Reylos, I am here to make things right

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Still mad at the conquistadors

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Cat: crisis time

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Autocorrect giveth, and autocorrect taketh away

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Also true

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

There’s a whole coalition of minoritarians who share that perspective, for disparate reasons.

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cait @cait.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

The truth is out there…waaay out there

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

Heyyyy, it’ll be fine everything’s fine

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Hello back, normie

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

The matrix screen

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

So empty in there

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

hard at work

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

OMG !!!

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TH @yaboyth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

“Official acts:” whatever SCOTUS capriciously decides they are on a case by case basis.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

I’m sorry to hear about your loss 😢

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

What I admire most about the owner of the orange Cybertruck is his commitment to never having sexual intercourse again

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

And fashionable

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

"It marks the second incident in two months involving a Tesla’s near miss-with a train while utilising its driver assistance system."

You can tell Tesla is close to "solving self-driving" because they are down to the tough edge cases like *checks notes* trains

nz.news.yahoo.com/tesla-autopi...

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

But is the Supreme Court bound by ethics?

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

Order 66 was given yesterday.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

Stealth mode: ON

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Cat journal entry: Survived reentry, might lick my butthole, then take a nap

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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 08:55 UTC

Astronaut 👨‍🚀

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

meanwhile, somewhere …

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

So the military can be used against American citizens

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