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@sarahkite.bsky.social
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kateallday.bsky.social@kateallday.bsky.social |
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Left my heart in Kentucky and my vagina in Lesbos. All that's left is this magnificent structure fire of a brain. AuDHD. I might have banged your wife. Not sorry.
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@sarahkite.bsky.social
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2024
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
@stealthygeek.bsky.social
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The Washington Post's slogan "Democracy Dies in Darkness" feels less like a call to action and more like a mission statement these days.
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Liza Mazel
@lizamazel.bsky.social
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Well, what do you know. Apparently, Anon (by any other name) IS, sometimes, our personal army.
cyberscoop.com/hackvists-re...
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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I'm today's episode of "Most Alabama Shit Ever", lil dude rocks up on the deck with a fish. Apparently a bird scooped it out of the water, he scared the bird, bird dropped the fish, then this kid snatched it off the beach. Today's Beach Score: Humans - 1 Gulls - 926,477 We're so proud of him๐คฉ
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Angie Wang
@okchickadee.bsky.social
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OMG.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Appears searchable by text 1 minute later... ๐ง... To me...
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Hey @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Can you see this?
Does the skeet disappear immediately?
Is it searchable?
LET'S FIND OUT. ๐ง
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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They have been hunted by people and are wary and HIGHLY aware of what we are doing/paying attention to. Assume you have laser eyes. Don't stare. They'll call to you as they become curious. Chat back to them. Then as it becomes clear those are gift peanuts, not just surplus, they will make friends. ๐ค
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Don't stand there. Toss them wander off as if you just had some extra peanuts and discarded them. Do a little song or call when you go out and they'll learn it. As you become more interesting they will pay way more attention to you. Don't pay attention to them until they ask for it.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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I'm not broke, I'm a drug dealer with an inventory surplus. ๐คฉ๐ค๐
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Just the one?
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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So apparently NOBODY has been tagging Neil Gaiman... ๐ง๐ง๐ง
Ok, let's start kicking some rocks and figure out where these invisible walls are because bluesky is clearly doing some serious shadow moderation of some kind to protect an accused sexual abuser.
WHAT THE FUCK, @bsky.app
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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They are still watching, I assure you. Play some music outside. Dance to it. Visibly eat some of whatever you're going to feed the crows. Then very intentionally scatter some in a place that can be seen from the air. It may take a while but they'll be SO delighted to play with you. ๐ค
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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I would LOVE to get a remote job phone banking for Trump. Just sound really enthusiastic while accurately describing all the worst parts of Project 2025. "Trump is gonna make sure casual sex is a thing of the past! After we eliminate access to all birth control, all sex is for procreation! Yay!"
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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They would rather eat their own children than set a standard that rape disqualifies a man from holding political office. It will NEVER happen.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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I need for you to repost the entire content of these therapy sessions for the rest of us who are still absolutely getting all our life skills from the Internet. ๐ฅน๐๐ญ
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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If you have any friends in the big gay cannabis industry, we've got water trucks. ๐ซก
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The Serfs
@theserfstv.bsky.social
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Israel just bombed a bunch of Palestinian children playing football. There's footage of the entire thing. Over 29 confirmed dead already. The West is complicit in genocide
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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The problem isn't the heat. I bet those noodles were good as fuck. The problem is, the ridiculous big dick hot sauces also taste like ass. Because they are engineered for Scoville contests, not making delicious barbecue as God intended.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
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When the american liberals use France's election as an illustration of the need to VOTE, they ignore that people were not only voting against the far right but *for* something. They voted for a campaign which promises to: increase minimum wage, lower retirement age, pay for all childcare, etc
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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No, our hot sauces are made in labs that specialize in Scoville units and can effectively be used against bears in the wild. Unfortunately they're also generally inedible garbage that runs anything they touch. ๐
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Disaster relief. They are basically mobile islands, strategically locate them to be deployed to areas that have suffered hurricanes and tsunamis to provide medical relief, water filtration, etc. Yes, I know exactly what I would do if I were president. Kate The Anarchist 2024
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Kevin Gannon
@thetattooedprof.bsky.social
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I'm reading memos and letters to the university community from presidents who are implementing draconian budget cuts this year (for a project I'm working on) and good god the amount of obfuscatory and weasel-wordy business-speak in these things is making me grind my teeth into dust
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Past is prologue, babes. It's gonna be a long summer for you. And fall. Winter's not looking great either. Sorry๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Cutting
@johncutting.bsky.social
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This reminded me to circle back to whether or not Universal Studios got punished for cutting all the branches off of the trees near their studio so that striking writers would not have any shade. Good news: The studio was found responsible Bad news: They were fined $250
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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YES!!! JIM INHOFE FINALLY DIED! IF YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ENOUGH THINGS FOR ENOUGH TIME, YOU EVENTUALLY DIE! YAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!๐๐๐
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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๐๐๐ We truly do have a "tough guy" culture. Which is hilarious when you compare our coffee to basically anywhere else. Yet somehow still better than our hot sauce advertising. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Periodic reminder that I'm your friendly neighborhood chemist and there's PLENTY of ways to make it look like an accident. Ladies, DMs open. Men, good fucking luck with the Find Out phase.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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No joke here (sorry): Homelessness in Finland is very low because they provide small apartments and mental health support without any conditions attached to it. 80% of those who use it get jobs , gain stable housing, and sobriety But thanks for the plastic trash can in NYC, Mayor Adams
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Mir
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Good morning and Happy Sunday 2.0
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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It's not the surprise that gets you to cut your hair. Only horror and existential dread make me think bangs would really frame my face. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Oh baby nooooo. Much like divorce, pregnancy, and interstate moves, we do NOT get drastic haircuts following a bunch of fucked up Supreme Court rulings. I also would like to Furiosa my hair, which is why there's a 90 day cooldown period, just like buying a rifle. ...๐๐๐๐๐
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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It genuinely seems like another guy. Like respected Dr. Ben Carson went on a ski vacation to a remote area and whatever came back was... Not Quite Right. Started pronouncing his wife's name oddly... forgot most medical knowledge... completely different tastes in food... hidden gills...
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HtownQueer HIV+
@htownqueer.bsky.social
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When does the USA execute a company?
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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In my experience, if you sit somewhere for long enough with the lost phone sitting openly on the table in front of you, someone will eventually come along and scream at you for robbing them... ๐คทโโ๏ธ Hope this helps ๐ค
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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So hey everybody, I quit alcohol at least temporarily on July 4th. After the last batch of Supreme Court rulings, it's pretty clear where this is heading. I am calling out Antifa... Comrades, tighten up your game. I'm doing it. We all gotta gear up, it's fucking time.
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Abu Aardvark (OG)
@abuaardvark.bsky.social
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โApplying a conservative estimate of 4 indirect deaths per 1 direct death to the 37396 deaths reported, it is not implausible to estimate that up to 186โ000 deaths could be attributable to the current conflict in Gaza..7ยท9% of the total populationโ
- The Lancet
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Gay Decider
@boo.bsky.social
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There are certain groups of people that society deliberately drives insane and then acts like their condition/situation is the mental illness itself.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Plenty of room to keep the company and send individual decision makers to the firing squad, thus improving the company overall. I mean... That's the theory behind removing criminals from society, is it not?
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Tiffany (parentheses overuser)
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Boeing is pleading guilty to a fraud that killed over 300 people. Their punishment is fines. At least one person made a decision to perpetuate this fraud, so why is nobody going to jail? If corporations have the same rights as people, they should face the same criminal liabilities as well.
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Eve Eschenbacher ๐ฎ
@midnightrem.bsky.social
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Good, but imagine how many more students could have free tuition if billionaires just paid their fair share in taxes. ๐ค
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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Y'all, I am trying to understand the math aspect of trading, so I'm googling a lot of shit like "calculate macd signal line example" Friends, when that "AI Overview" shit pops up, I want to punch Sam Altman straight in the fucking dick. Thanks, that is all. ๐ซก
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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They don't want to appeal to us, they want to enslave us. "Preserving democracy" was never the plan. It was always to appease the populace just enough that all resources could quietly be collected among a tiny ruling class like pretty much all of human history. I'm so fucking exhausted. ๐
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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They need them not now, but in the PAST. Do you seriously think we would have ended up here if we had Trump v Sanders in 2016? They chose to fumble to the opposition while disenfranchising the left half of their own party, making it clear that the Us v Them line is not where we thought it was.
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ryan cooper
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absolutely wild how many chances the Iranian people are willing to give the US after being dicked over for 40 years almost continuously
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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I have gotten this in every field I've ever worked in. Interview me, don't hire me, repeatedly want "my thoughts". I have had to adopt a policy of never speaking to men about my work unless they're paying me. Like... Not at a bar, not on a plane, not in a box, not with a fox, no ma'am, no how.
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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The Colorado lesbian map is pretty accurate akshually๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ญ
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