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boop she/her

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and the barman says if I've heard of your da I've no need to hear from you etc

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a failson, an Iraq war monger, a Syrian airstrikes enjoyer, and an Israeli ceasefire abstainer walk into the job of Secretary of State for Northern Ireland with a fond reverence for the Good Friday Agreement

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Their plan if people move on with their tents down the canal is to put up 2 km more of fence and more and more as needed. Eventually, they'll have the entire Canal fenced off.

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listen kiddo, there's pudding in heaven

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if I ever fall on hard times I'd trust that David Dickinson with it he's nice

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that was just for the provenance, I'd never sell it

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a guy once told me I must have big brothers because I knew the words to Led Zeps greatest hits lol

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so much for the tolerant left

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please don't harsh the vibes at my HIGNFY themed Election Watchalong by bringing politics into it

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Radge for PM of renaming things the proper old way like Opal Fruits and Ireland

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have a great day Radge only 2 more sleeps till you are PM and release the 6 counties and what not I am rooting for you

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If you don't hate the Tory party at their best, you don't deserve the Labour party at their worst 💅

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I want all of you to get all the negativity out of your systems over the next three days, because I will NOT have any of you ruining I can't believe it's not the Tory Party day.

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today is my birthday! if you would like to do something nice for me, i'd really love it if you chipped in to this fundraiser to help @noorhassan.bsky.social and her family evacuate from Gaza gofund.me/67677fea they're over 70% funded now, it would be amazing if we can get that final $15k together 💕

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always feel a bit like I have no idea who walks amongst us when some shit like that happens, my ma reckons lockdown melted her brain but now I've chosen to excommunicate myself from her children too for not doing an intervention, fuck them cunts, I have plenty of hopefully good cousins

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my mother is a saint she may cast any stone she likes

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she rang me saying "God forgive me I'll have to go back into the chapel and say a prayer for starting rows" and I says mass has ended, now go in peace ahaha

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she got into a whole two and fro and my aunt said "well Tommy Robinson says-" and before she could say what my ma told her he was a conspiracy theorist and that she was disappointed to hear how stupid she is for believing that *tripe*

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my ma just phoned to say she met my aunt today (who we thought was sound) at graveyard mass and overheard her slabbering some racist tirade about Muslims to my uncle and interjected to say she was talking shite

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Happy Birthday! hope you have a great day

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you should tell her she's got bad luck for the craic

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feeling quite spoiled and smug I got to sleep on nightshift, like when you do a poo on company time but even better

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Charlotte 🇵🇸 's avatar Charlotte 🇵🇸 @charlottor.bsky.social
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Mooning politicians and twats is a fine tradition and I am glad to see its revival against politician AND twat Luke Akehurst

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I saw a sparrowhawk tonight and took it as a blessing from the spirit realm, I happened to be eating baklava at the time, I will not fail you pastry hawk

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what's the difference between broccoli and snot, you can't make a leftist eat genocide, is that the joke here?

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out wrecking about in the garden before going to the hairdressers so I can defend my dragged through a bush look

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for me gardening is a lot like being Wile E. Coyote but something has eaten my drawing board

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all my attempts at growing things from seed must involve an obstacle course built inside a moat

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arranged a heap of thorny twigs on my salad seedlings but the neighbours cat still managed to shit in it like a smug contestant on the crystal maze, if the object of the crystal maze was to to shit in the corner of the laser room

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singing ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner n-n-n-ner over the Angelus so I can bless myself to Hell's Bells by AC/DC

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Lols just saw that on the day Jon Richardson posted that pic with starmer, Lucy Beaumont tweeted never shag a tory

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telling the people of Plymouth they have a huge military industrial complex, them nodding proudly and saying yes we call it Plymouth

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Johnny Mercenary probably losing his seat to another mercenary is the Britishest thing

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Mark O'Connell's weekly Irish Times column causing angry Dads everywhere to choke on their brunch again, as he skewers Hadley Freeman, Marina Hyde & Richard Osman for being ridiculous, incurious, smug & deluded.

www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2024...

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sometimes it's necessary to revere a wasp is what I'm saying, mfers are so talented and organised

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just watched a wasp collect some fine splinters of wood and remembered my uncle showing me an exposed nest as a kid and saying solomnly "tthey say the Chinese invented paper, but I say it was wasps"

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