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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
it is with a heavy heart I must report justice samuel alito is in critical condition from severe injuries sustained after being struck by a collapsing, overloaded flagpole
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Amiable Quinn
@amiablequinn.bsky.social
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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"
@marktspence.bsky.social
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<lying on the ground, gasping> "Don't tread on me..."
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Shadrach North
@shadrachnorth.bsky.social
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Sir, remember we live in the timeline where it's difficult to know if a post like this is real or not.
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Anti Arby's Activist☭☭
@sovietcakelady.bsky.social
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I wish you people would stop giving us false hope of something bad happening to these evil fucks
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Delbert Grady Seasons
@delbertgseasons.bsky.social
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He’ll die the way he lived
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@sierraalpha.bsky.social
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Why the heavy heart, though
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Curtis Wilde
@curtis.wilde.one
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Hoisted on his own petard, as it were
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Nick
@boylan.xyz
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Thoughts and prayers for the flagpole.
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Daniel Brody
@danielwbrody.bsky.social
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The Alito household has waved the upside down flag in distress so many times that nobody believed them when he was actually distressin
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MAT-AT
@08mms.bsky.social
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At least he died like he lived, with a tall stick up his butt.
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Runnerdad
@frankfield.bsky.social
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If only.
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will
@tlvg.bsky.social
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Clarence Thomas is reportedly recuperating at the private rich dude’s club outside SF that is definitely not an Eyes Wide Shut party for crusty old men.
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Kip Williams sort of
@kipwilliams.bsky.social
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Doctors describe his current condition as "half mast."
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Satadru Pramanik
@satmandu.bsky.social
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You missed the “I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this"...
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Hard Boiled Egg
@perigominas.bsky.social
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Presumably not spinal injuries
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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚
@tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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This made me actually snicker out loud
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Sensual Kazoo
@sensualkazoo.bsky.social
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My money is on his Nazi wife poisoned him for being a commie lib after he ruled that domestic abusers not being allowed to own guns was constitutional.
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Run the Joules
@wattasecond.bsky.social
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Tbh I figured he was stuck in a “surviving the game” scenario with some billionaires after the quarry turned the tables
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aheago to the polls
@chemotaxis.bsky.social
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sam alito's wife hit him with this move
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