I love covers, I have a whole playlist of them. Modern Love by Last Town Chorus? I had to pull my car over the first time I heard it. Last Tango in Paris by Gotan Project? Play it at my funeral. Can’t Help Falling in Love by U2 is my go to karaoke jam.
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The Geoff McFetridge documentary is finally out!
This movie is a great and inspiring portrait of an artist that also seems like a truly good dude.
It's on AppleTV+ and probably other places too...
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I generally bristle at suggestions that California is out of touch but my neighbor suggested yesterday that maybe Trump getting elected would be the “kick in the pants” that folks needed and in that moment I really had to rein in the desire to punch someone.
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Sonos was great. You could just buy speakers, plug them in, and the whole thing worked basically instantly.
It’s as if someone at their HQ steepled their fingers and asked “but what if it… didn’t?” because man it sucks now.
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Nobody is going to fix it. What we think of as “fixed” is their “broken,” and they won’t allow us or anyone else to break what they just spent a lifetime and an unfathomable amount of money fixing.
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Occasionally someone comes riding by on a floor polishing Zamboni. Naturally this beeps as well.
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There’s a security guard with his radio turned all the way up who is also watching videos on his phone.
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First, the beeping. Every 15 seconds something beeps. I’m still not sure what or why.
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I’m stuck in an airport overnight after a mechanical problem forced us to deplane and the number of infuriating things occurring simultaneously is really quite staggering.
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I would like the next Apple Event to be like 10-15 minutes on new products and features and then 45 minutes on more considerate use of your phone in public.
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I have 5 followers, so I’ll just say that I’m in Como. It’s very nice. The water comes out of the ceiling in a huge sheet and slaps your skin as it falls, the toilet uses like 20 gallons of water for each flush. We took a boat to and from lunch. Clooney is probably around here somewhere.
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I’ve lived most of my life in either California (persistent drought) or New York (decrepit pipes, stingy landlords) so now that I find myself in a hotel with a shower that is basically a middle finger to the very concept of water conservation, I’m actually feeling guilty about how much I enjoy it.
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You’re going to be finding glitter on your clothes for months.
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I, for one, look forward to fewer teslas in the parking lots of Sunnyvale and Cupertino…
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I was never a bartender and would be pretty bad at it, but that doesn’t stop me from looking across the kitchen counter and making flirty eye contact with my wife while building a cocktail and asking “so… how’s your night going?”
Or presenting drinks with a barely audible “Ma’am…”
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Don Draper “Thats what the money’s for” dot gif.
Seriously though, the shit tons of unnecessary overtime at the end of their careers so that their pensions are extra juicy should be considered thanks enough.
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TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults
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To recap Mr. John Fogerty’s remarks:
1. down onna cawnah
2. outtie inna sreet
3. Willy enna pote bois a payin’
4. binganicko bap you beep
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I did not! This was at Television City in LA. I was a runner for a commercial edit house working on a promo for lord only knows what.
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Anytime the topic of Huell Howser comes up I’m obligated to tell the story whereupon I, 27 years ago, saw him at CBS shipping & receiving, hands on hips, looking around, mouth agape, saying with absolutely pure, unvarnished awe to literally no one, “So THIS is where alllllll the mail comes.”
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A couple of HMX VH3s and 4 Ospreys just cruised over the house, bound for Moffett. My wife texted her dad with the news, and he had the NERVE to make a crack about the Osprey safety record.
My dude, Ospreys crash because they’re complicated; the Sea King is from the 60s, they crash from old age.
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Glad I wasn’t part of this mess.
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I don’t know if this counts as throwaway since there’s a whole setup, but: “Usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.”
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Four. Their infant died a few days later.
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Apparently I don’t know the difference between an instagram story and reel, which is fine since I’m almost fifty.
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Throw in some AirPods and they are a genuinely incredible way to watch a movie.
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No one brought them to me though. I had to go and get them myself smh.
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I wish this was a joke but I’m not that clever: I observed the day of OJ’s passing by leaving my sunglasses at a restaurant.
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For a second I thought you meant Choire, who is definitely doing a bit here.
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a version of "jolene" where she keeps singing "jolene" higher and higher and higher until you hear a pop
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This movie was written by Tony “Andor, Michael Clayton, Rogue One, Bourne Identity” Gilroy and he’s, like PROUD of it.
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"the NYPD is doubling down on a strategy it’s been using since 2022...That program cost taxpayers an additional $151 million in officer overtime and resulted in about 34,000 more summonses for fare evasion"
Wait what?
34,000 × $2.90 = $98,600
They're spending $151 million to recover $100,000? 🤔
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I can’t handle a dead gorilla today tyvm.
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3 Brody Problem
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Seems bad
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Navarro does this thing where he rolls up his sleeves and gesticulates confidently while spewing absolute horseshit. I would almost tune in to CNN to watch him spin, red faced and irate, so far and so fast that he disappears from view.
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Have you tried Cavatappi in M&C? It’s grippy and still gets nice and crispy in bits. Penne, on the other hand, is for fools.
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The dude in the middle front is production designer Tom Foden. He’s creepy looking but actually very nice. He also designed (and appeared in) Michael Jackson’s Scream, and probably a million other landmark music videos.
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When I was in high school a guy named Mark Schwing ran for office in Yorba Linda and… boy did he have trouble keeping yard signs in place.
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Yup. Huge bummer.
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The Forks episode is magical though. I may watch it again tomorrow.
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I’ve long maintained that NYers have forced themselves to think they rule at all aspects of human achievement because otherwise it wouldn’t make as much sense to tolerate the daily indignities of living there.
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should it go above or below the swastika
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Mine is the Monte Cristo from Prune in the East Village, which is sadly closed, possibly forever.
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Also, since when is celebrity meritocratic!? GMAFB
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