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you crazy diamond

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what do you mean here, like when Eugene was probably not being careful with that axe?

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riding my bike with no hands rn if you even care

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whats your favourite thing about slugs

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Tony Hawk pro skater 2 is short for Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboarder the Second

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To be fair, one of the only group chats I’m in is stuffed with TDF content like this.

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What’s the situation with stormtroopers? Do they have to take the whole suit off or can they just piss inside

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Me and the fellas are making some of those round Barbapapa houses later if you want to cruise by

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Thinking about committing mail theft with the fellas on Wednesday, if you’re free.

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the only gc I’m interested in is the general classification at the tour de france that’s enough drama for me

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whats your favourite thing about slugs

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i was already screaming

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well there will always be gooning

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Yoo hoo 👋😘

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imo Israel shouldn’t be attacking schools and killing school children I feel like if I did that ppl would get super mad at me

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Let the record show that the villain Humpty Dumpty got what he fucking deserved. Fuck that dastardly egg.

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Interestingly horses can shit on the go but need to stop to piss but for me it’s the other way around

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What’s the situation with stormtroopers? Do they have to take the whole suit off or can they just piss inside

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[trying my buddy’s new swing] this is amazing how did you come up with the concept

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Where did we land on the Man in the Yellow Hat? Would?

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Buddy: bro check out this one I call a teeter totter

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[trying my buddy’s new swing] this is amazing how did you come up with the concept

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Shout out pacific time zone other zones are weak af

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Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room.

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance	𓅃's avatar UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social
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I don't think we should allow a Grief Clowns to have an Association I don't think we should allow Grief Clowns to associate or collaborate There is no occasion on which multiple Grief Clowns will ever be required There is no need for Grief Clowns to coordinate their actions

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why haven’t I heard about new organs full of microplastics in a couple weeks — Big Plastics coverup? 🤔

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Tony Hawk pro skater 2 is short for Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboarder the Second

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Tony Hawk pro skater Tuah has anyone done this yet

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Thinking about committing mail theft with the fellas on Wednesday, if you’re free.

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[gestures vaguely] you kidding me?

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If you like this post I have a lot more for you to check outt dont forget to subscribe

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Running a handful of gravel through my dad’s coffee mill.

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Hey, I saw that photo of you and your husband at the beach — is he ok? He looked super thin, like tremendously weak. Is he always that feeble-looking?

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Sticking a single egg up my skirt but then getting too scared to steal it and pulling it out later in the produce section to stash between a couple potatoes

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Hey, I saw that photo of you and your husband at the beach — is he ok? He looked super thin, like tremendously weak. Is he always that feeble-looking?

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[dying in my hospital bed, struggling to say my last words] s… sl… sleep country canada [my loving family between sobs] why buy a mattress anywhere else

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he’s 82. he should gracefully shift his focus to making playlists to tell everyone about

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my mom still thinks lol means ‘lucks over, losers’ in our family group chat lmao

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my mom still thinks lol means ‘lucks over, losers’ in our family group chat lmao

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if we can just keep the posts coming we’ll be ok

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Logging onto this website to make another one of my little posts

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There’s blood on the hacky sack. There’s little pieces of brain all over the slackline. Everyone’s ok though

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Lots of good posts here today! Keep up the great work everyone, or this adorable puppy fuckin gets it.

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If you keep having a bunch of thoughts and ideas you can make some of them into Posts on this website.

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When you ignore my posts this is who you’re ignoring

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The reward is very low (one like) But the cost is also very low (reposting five of my posts )

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