Appointment 👌
A bottle of champagne plus the day off on your birthday; free breakfast before 9am and subsidised chef lunches; a £1,000 Weekly Lottery, a state of the art gym and free-to-use luxury holiday homes. Just some of the benefits of working for James Timpson (Minister of state for prisons)
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“The purr is very important. It's the purr that does it every time…Other creatures went in for big teeth, long legs or over-active brains, while cats just settled for a noise that tells the world they're feeling happy.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat
#Caturday #HappyNewGovernmentDay 🐈⬛🐈😻🐾
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Goodbye Liz Truss
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“There have been times lately when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
Terry Pratchett; I Shall Wear Midnight
#Discworld #LabourLandslide #Election2024 #NewHope 💗
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“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.”
Terry Pratchett; A Hat Full of Sky
#Discworld #ElectionDay2024 #UseYourVote #VoteForChange 🗳️
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Part o me wants him to lose as it would be historic and a fitting end, part o me thinks if he gets elected he’ll have to suffer the indignity of #TorySuperMinority tho no doubt he’ll leg it in his helicopter to California either way before long 🗳️
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“But it persisted, arriving in her mind like the unexpected limbo dancer under the lavatory door of Life.”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites
#Discworld #JohnsonRolledOutAgain #ToryElectioneeringFails #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #VoteToriesOut #TacticalVoting 🗳️
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Oooo excited 😃😃😃💗
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“If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites
#Discworld #MelStride #Johnson #ToryMediaRounds #ToryElectioneeringFails #TacticalVoting #ToryWipeout2024 🗳️
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“Every day, Commander Vimes of the City Watch would be home at six o’clock sharp to read to Young Sam, who was one year old.
Six o’clock, no matter what…
or who…
or why…
because some things are important.”
Terry Pratchett; Where’s My Cow
#Discworld #FamilyTime #Starmer 🐮🐄💗
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Living his best electioneering life 😄💗
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Ed Davey hoping to jump straight in as LOTO.
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Sunak: "it's not over until it's over" - which England certainly proved this evening...
Don’t give the corrupt Tories any extra time.
Kick them out on 4 July.
#GTTO
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“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
#Discworld #NotSoCleverly #ToryMediaRound #MakingItUp
#ToryAnnihalationAhead #GeneralElectionMonth 🗳️
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Soon. Very soon.
Pasteup spotted on securiglazed empty house somewhere in England
#LosingIt
#5SleepsTillItsOver
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Led By Donkeys unveil remote-controlled Putin banner with Farage mid-speech
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/led...
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“I wouldn’t trust me if I was you. But I would if I was me.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#Discworld #LiarSunak #Kuenssberg #ToriesBrokeBritain #NeverVoteTory 🗳️
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I am an existentialist and I approve this message.
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“‘I’m a cat person, myself,’ she said, vaguely.
A low-level voice said: ‘Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?’”
Terry Pratchett; Moving Pictures
#Discworld #Cattitude #Caturday #HappyCaturday 🐈⬛🐈🐾
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“He wasn't just out on a limb here, he was dangerously out of the tree.”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth
#Discworld #C4Expose #AndrewParker #ReformUK #ClactonReformCampaigner #Racists
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“It was the heart of any scam or fiddle -- keep the punter uncertain, or, if he is certain, make him certain of the wrong thing.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#Discworld #FinalLeadersDebate #ToryLiars #ToryDeflections #ToryTaxBurden #DontLookUp #DontVoteTory #GTTO #TacticalVoting 🗳️
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“Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.”
Terry Pratchett; Feet of Clay
#Discworld #Badenoch #IStandWithDavidTennant
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SkyNews:
Gambling Commission has sent info on 5 more Met Police officers to the force over the election betting scandal.
The officers are based on the Royalty & Specialist Command, the Parliamentary & Diplomatic Protection Command & the Central West Basic Command Unit.
Sunak - leaky as a sieve.
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“…you couldn't really imprison someone like Leonard of Quirm. The most you could do was lock up his body. The gods alone knew where his mind went.”
Terry Pratchett; Jingo
#Discworld #Freedom #JulianAssangeIsFree #WikiLeaks #SpeakingTheTruthCosts
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This is aphasia - it's a well known precursor of advanced dementia. Bruce Willis displayed it too.
He's imploding before our eyes.
#DementiaDon
#LosingIt
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles....
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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
Terry Pratchett; Guards! Guards!
#Discworld #ToryBetGate #GovernmentOfNoIntegrity #VoteToriesOut
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“Troll gambling is even simpler than Australian gambling. One of the most popular games is One Up, which consists of throwing a coin in the air and betting on whether it will come down again.”
Terry Pratchett; Soul Music
#Discworld #ToryInsiderTrading #BetGate #ToryValues #BreakingTheLawAgain
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“The wizards, such of them who were still on their feet and conscious, were rather surprised to see that Death was wearing an apron and holding a small kitten.”
Terry Pratchett; Mort
#Discworld #Caturday #HappyCaturday #LoveOfCats 🐈⬛🐈🐾
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#LedByDonkeys ‘He who pays the piper calls the tune’
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The Guardian are reporting:
‘The secrecy surrounding the [gambling] investigations means voters may not know if their candidate is subject to an inquiry before the polls open on 4 July’.
Then we will just have to assume they all are.
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👋 hello to you 😃
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I hope Braverman is toast at the election. This performative cruelty needs to stop.
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No sitting PM has ever lost in seat in a UK election.
Sunak is going for another first and Labour's Tom Wilson is trying to make history happen in Richmond & Northallerton.
#LosingIt
#Sunackered
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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Here’s that Savanta MRP for the Telegraph:
Lab projected for 382 majority
Cons fighting with LDs to be Official Opposition
Seat forecast
🌹Lab 516 (+316)
🌳Con 53 (-319)
🔶LD 50 (+42)
🎗️SNP 8 (-40)
🌼PC 4 (+2)
⬜️Other 0 (-1)
17,812 UK adults, changes to last GE notional results
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Something I as a tech services librarian recommend:
As soon as you hear about a forthcoming book you’d like to borrow, go to your library’s catalog and try to place a hold. There’s a good chance a record is already there. Strong demand stats help us plan—and look good to trustees & administrators. 📚
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“… the only important thing in a fight to the death is that the death should not be yours.”
Terry Pratchett; Snuff
#Discworld #LeadersDebate #BBCQT #SuicideSunak #ToriesHaveLostThePlot
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