I think a lot about the days the streets were littered with internet. Companies mailed everybody the brand new internet on silver discs and they were the most worthless trash anyone had ever seen. When did we lose our way and pick this detritus back up from the gutter.
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Cut the top third or half of a plastic milk gallon off with scissors, preserving the handle (helpful during use). Technically washable but easily replaceable.
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Dear bed pistol,
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If I was hot I'd be getting up to so much bullshit
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This song feels like a miracle
open.spotify.com/track/5Plx6O...
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I grew up with his writing and I still like it, but he's been Bad Vibes City for years. I follow out of curiosity and he's been notably absent since this went out lol
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He sort of got away with allegations from his ex, Amanda Palmer, because she's annoying and abusive in her own right, but he's also done shit like sue the Internet Archive. He also moved out of the country when Trump won and told people stuck here to just "make better art"
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We must pity the Biden-Harris freaks. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
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They should invent a guy who isn't sleepy
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I'm only ever funny when I can't feel joy. Probably nothing to worry about
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Testing the absolute limits of boner pills, and exploring the edge of life and death: Turgidliners (Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon)
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I've decided I'm throwing all my medications away, in the service of Posting
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Fuck it dude, just give the job to Al at this point
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Becoming the next Banksy by breaking into the Betsy Ross museum and replacing all the flags with a flag of a guy self-sucking
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*tune of keep on rockin in the free world*
keep on nutting in my own butt
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New MK Ultra style psychic driving just dropped
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in 1984 i was hospitalized for eating a magnet
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Guy abducted by HH Holmes but is way too into escape rooms. Is this anything? Is this thing on
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Myst was much better from a design perspective but it's already had a million good re-releases I guess
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I'm very happy that all the puzzle nerds got their beautifully fully rendered Riven remaster, but: Do you actually remember Riven? If I recall, it has several puzzles that are (on a human timescale) impossible to brute force and nearly impossible to solve. It's not actually that great to play
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Pulling a Jeremy Renner (sending an unsolicited photo of one of my nuts to my coworkers during work)
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Then you're not a leftist and shouldn't refer to yourself as one.
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Hmm I wonder if there's maybe a historical precedent for what happens when passive centrists fail to fight Nazis