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Guitar technician, business owner, ADHD mutherfucker, smidge autistic. He/him โ€“ Belfast & Larne via Toronto ๐Ÿ motorcycle enthusiast, politics bore, lefty twat


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Yep

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It is a fight. A fight to F**K

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On Holiday in Spain. Wife's just ordered an Omelette with Tomato. But she pronounced it like an American, who even is she? Our marriage is a lie.

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DUP lost three seats, and I dared to dream of only two. Yet one of those seats goes to Jim Allister who is a wanker.

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โ€œWorst resultโ€ in Tory history. You love to see it.

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Fess up, who wanked at the exit poll release?

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I donโ€™t think we get exit polls here. Themmuns get evrahin.

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Well then. I try not to put all my eggs in one basket but it might be safe to say itโ€™s a Labour government. Itโ€™s just so delightful to get rid of the cunting Tories, but theyโ€™ll still be significant.

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After all these years, I finally learned to play a Dead Kennedys song from start to finish: Holiday in Cambodia. Christ Iโ€™m rusty ๐ŸŽธ

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Imagine if they had social media in the 1930s Oh waitโ€ฆ

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Booooooooooo! I need them to implode

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I know nothing about Lagan Valley, but I wonder if Jeff's legal situation makes people think twice about the party at large. Grasping at straws here.

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I haven't been watching any polls, but I remember south Belfast voting DUP which felt weird, but there you go.

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I'll be amazed if they lose one seat, and ecstatic with glee if it's any more.

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Fingers crossed here too. I know Danny and Sian personally. Don't know Sorcha, but she could run rings around any DUPer.

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Oddly enough, their unpopularity was exploited by new emerging parties bent on hoovering up dissatisfied Conservative voters. One of those parties was called Reform. The embers of that Conservative party eventually merged with a rebranded Reform, forming the Conservatives of today.

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In 1993, the Canadian federal election saw the ruling Conservatives go from 156 seats toโ€ฆ 2 Yep, they lost 154 seats. There are 295 seats in the ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ federal HoC, and you need 148 for a majority.

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I ran out of double entendres and decided to go legit.

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โ€œDrive your tractor up my holeโ€

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Clean my injector Iโ€™ll get me coat

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PUMP ME LIKE YOUR TYRES

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Jesus no

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Spray me with your nozzle

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Fuck that

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โ€œChoke me like a carburettorโ€

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Then it is settled

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โ€œIMMA FUCK THAT!โ€

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Of course at first I thought you literally meant he wanks over his car bonnet. I get it now.

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Reading his main policies, I infer he's obsessed with cars, and been done for speeding multiple times. Bless.

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Mel Stride was just on the radio basically conceding a huge Tory defeat. Friends, Iโ€™m beginning to think Labour will do it. Time will tell if theyโ€™re any good, but Jesus Christ, we could be waving goodbye to the worst imposters of our lifetimes.

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Exorcist Spinal Tap Goonies Star Warses (Iโ€™m counting all as one) LOTR (all as one) Animal House Singing in the Rain Ghostbusterses Scum Hollywood Shuffle Wind That Shakes the Barley Evil Deadses Tropic Thunder Super 8 Big

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New US mascot just dropped

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Going by that quote he may as well be saying โ€œJust let us do whatever we want or else there will be bloodshedโ€

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That rings a bell

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I just remembered years ago I was MySpace friends with East Bay Ray. So there you go.

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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

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Canโ€™t say I remember clearly. I recall getting a bus back to Downpatrick, and the station was a bit mingin

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Is Laganside just Oxford St rebuilt?

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Iโ€™ll hold that cuntโ€™s cunt down so you can a good hoof in

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Good point well made

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Good on you for working on it. Not your mess but, unfairly, youโ€™ve got to clean it up.

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Oof, thatโ€™s rough

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Scrooge is alive in them somehow. A miserable workaholic cheapskate spirit.

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Iโ€™m so tired of them. Iโ€™m so saddened to hear stories of people who cannot cope with their own lives, dwindling into penury while greedy, unchecked landlords try to tell us all how vital they are. Our kids are sick, short, overweight, undereducated, malnourished, while MPs get subsidised feasts.

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And while Iโ€™m on a rant, I reckon when the Tories got in all those years ago, they figured they could coast along, cutting services, completely unaware that the ones they didnโ€™t cut (yet) would just sort of run themselves. Well, the bottom dropped out and their lack of know-how and experience shows.

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I think the Tories have conditioned themselves into thinking every single day in government is a crisis becauseโ€ฆ wellโ€ฆ yeah. You would think that if everyone around you was a talentless spiv.

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Itโ€™s absolutely right that Starmer would like to spend time with his family while being PM. The Tories have a cheek pretending they work 24/7, which is a) untrue b) a terrible example to set c) macho strongman bullshit. As leader you delegate. You have good people and you trust them to deal.

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My bus now leaves from (and terminates at) Laganside.
The place is basic, but clean and tidy. Does anyone else remember Laganside as an absolute dump? Maybe Iโ€™m thinking of somewhere else.
#Belfast

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