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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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HEYYYYYYOOOOOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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When I promise to “whitelist a website” to let them show me ads…and then I don’t do it.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Pffft, I’ve already been impeached by “The Squad” - it’s not even a big deal

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Jeremy's avatar Jeremy @jeremyhachat.bsky.social
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This kinda looks like lawfare to me. If they can do this to the supreme Court what will they do to you or me?

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Dems need to do more of this kind of thing even if there’s no way it gets anywhere. Show people that you’re actually fighting for something. It’s sad that we can only count on like 5-10 Dems in all of Congress to give this much of a shit at any given time.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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I even got a text the other day that said “(X) polling organization will be calling you in a few minutes to conduct a poll” and then they did, but there was still no way I was answering it

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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No it hasn’t. They’ve never truly tried it.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Surprised he’s not just offering up David French again lol

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Ed's avatar Ed @notdred.bsky.social
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If you think you’ve seen the worst possible take on the Dem candidate switch I promise I can one-up it

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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It’s really a shame that he came along at just the right time for the Right, because it felt like the momentum was swinging for the tea party movement dying out. It’s a bunch of really charmless, juiceless stiffs and him.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Using concepts laundered by right wing influencers. Absolutely shameful

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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You’re talking about a handful of democrats. The original tweet is about The Democrats (tm)

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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When everyone was saying “any port in a storm” when the Lincoln Project and former GOP ghouls were slithering into Dem circles, what did everyone think was going to happen? The longshot gambit for progress was by making a different primary choice in 2016. Overton window has only gone rightward since

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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randygdub’s “Dems are going to take a long look in the mirror and say “we have to get more racist” tweet has been undefeated so far, so I’m not sure how a loss would not just get them to double down on that

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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It’s a shame the movies are too far apart in release for fans of ‘Normal People’ to have a Twisters/Glad2ator Barbenheimer double feature of their own.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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I think a lot about how the guy who runs WB thinks that the peak of televised entertainment is watching reality shows where an epic right wing-coded family spends millions of dollars renovating shitty homes and making them look as boring as possible.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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He’s right and he should say it

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Sean Kelly's avatar Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social
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Also, 30 years ago was 1994. My best friend had to go to the nurse's office every day after lunch to get his Ritalin. He called them his "chill pills." Fuckers still acting like 30 years ago was the flashback parts of "IT."

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Autism didn’t exist because it had incredibly narrow diagnostic criteria and they forcibly institutionalized anyone who displayed them instead of putting them in your class, dumbass

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Travis Kelce your whole life has been building to this moment

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists's avatar Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social
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Tesla has been making shitty cars they can't sell for like 15 years, I'm astonished at how little traction this is getting

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Unfortunately it would go more like this: “President Biden, what is your stance on mandating a day of rest, without secular activities like professional sports?” Biden, whispering but shouting somehow: “Listen Jack, and another thing - I’ll stop illegal aliens THE RIGHT WAY”

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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It’s so funny to me that these freakish backroom groypers are coming up with stuff that only the 1% could love and a bunch of red hat yokels with no self-respect will reflexively defend it for culture war reasons. And the Project 2025 know this, which is why they’re not afraid to say it. It sucks!

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Some have said “this has been the Republican platform for decades” and it’s like, yeah I guess. In their wildest dreams. Their actual platform is turning us into human batteries. I just don’t think they’ve literally had a lot of this stuff down on paper like this ever.

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The amount of truly psychotic shit in this thing that is appealing to almost nobody is wild.

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SID Chip Vicious's avatar SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social
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for sale: clit/brown/taint-area, s never pOwned

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Patrick Monahan's avatar Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com
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Denzel hitting the “My Man” Laugh in Ancient Rome. Powerful

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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His doctor. Melania wants him to die, yesterday.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Extremely blue check msnbc lib voice: don’t you mean “cell to cell”? 🤓

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Klern Shibdall's avatar Klern Shibdall @hankdacat.bsky.social
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If he loses, he's gonna have to go door to door trying to get people to cheer for his takes about low flow showerheads

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Democrats should counter, and immediately take up the position of Quailman from Doug, inventing an 8th day of the week.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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How come I never see Trump at the bank? 😎

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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DC should release EVERY collected edition of their comics in “Compact Comics” format. $10 bucks per volume, essentially 12 issues per volume. Insane value. I think if they keep pumping these out and marketing them properly they would sell a shitload. They’re so good

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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All bets are off with Biden Mr. Magooing it around Washington, I guess, but DJT has had that projected lead this entire time. The Republican hasn’t won the popular vote in a long time, and he is historically unpopular!

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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I don’t understand polls that say DJT is predicted to win the popular vote, because I can’t imagine a Republican winning the popular vote ever again. The EC, yes, obviously. But where does Trump make up for the 7 mil vote deficit from 2020, in 2024? I could be wrong, but that seems wildly unlikely

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I knew you were going to post this. Try to be less predictable, Jeremy. 😮‍💨

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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I laugh out loud every time Jesse mentions Coofandy on YKS or when Stefan mentions it on Blocked Party.

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Least insane British headline

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Luke O'Neil's avatar Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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Everyone in this country deserves so much better than what we are being offered. Each individual soul does not deserve any of this. Besides Trump voters and Joe Biden hardliners.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Why do they all look like that?

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Out in these parts we call that getting Old Yellered

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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The best guy we ever saw was a scrawny man with glasses and a ponytail wearing an Inforwars t-shirt and dragging what was clearly a mail order bride through the crowd by her wrist.

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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No but really one of my favorite things at the fair is observing the freaks milling around the GOP and Libertarian Party booths. Watching them like you would an ant farm

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Vomiting Kermit 's avatar Vomiting Kermit @lejokerman.bsky.social
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Yeah, it’s called the GOP booth!

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Klern Shibdall's avatar Klern Shibdall @hankdacat.bsky.social
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So cool that there's a Dilberito stand this year

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