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lincoln carpenter@lincolnhello.bsky.social |
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writer with stuff at PC Gamer, Polygon, Fanbyte, Waypoint, etc. artist formerly known as an imaginary baseball team. adrift on a dark tide of posts. he/him
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Rebekah Valentine
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I had the pleasure of chatting with Richard Lintern, the voice actor behind Elden Ring's biggest hater Igon. We talked about the iconic "CURSE YOU BAYLE" monologue, I showed him some memes, he talked about meeting Miyazaki, it was great:
www.ign.com/articles/eld...
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Ian Boudreau
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Personally I find that fighting with people online feels bad and looks dumb so I prefer not to do it
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Dia Lacina
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YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING SO THE ECHIDNAS CAN DREAM
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Luke Plunkett
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art blog! BIG ART BLOG! BIG SHIPS!!!!
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lincoln carpenter
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soon
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lincoln carpenter
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👀
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Chris Levesque
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What this article leaves out is that if you hand your unlocked phone to a police officer, they can legally search it. Unless companies develop a method that allows you to show officers insurance cards and driver license without unlocking the rest of your phone, don't.
www.zdnet.com/article/digi...
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lincoln carpenter
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my professional advice is to avoid situations in which another driver forces you to drive directly into a stone wall
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lincoln carpenter
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the thing about fascists is there's almost always someone near you who also wants them to fuck off, even when it might feel otherwise
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lincoln carpenter
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Simultaneously reveling in how my new cat wanted to snuggle up against me to sleep last night and cursing the fact that it meant sleeping on my side and unintentionally goofing up my car crash-bruised sternum
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lincoln carpenter
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[air raid siren begins wailing]
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lincoln carpenter
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anyone got any spare bones and associated connective meat they'd want to trade
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lincoln carpenter
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the curse of the curious mind
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Phil Plait
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Just found out about a massive data leak at Twitter/X. I don't use it anymore but I keep my account alive so no one else can claim my username. I just changed my password and suggest others do too. Also use 2FA whenever you can.
More:
cyberpress.org/9-4gb-twitte...
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Emily Price
@emilyprice.bsky.social
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I’m on the cover of critical distance with orb
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Grayson Morley
@graysonmorley.bsky.social
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Writers: come work with me! We're looking for a writer with experience in social media and web design to be our office's next Digital Content Editor. Bard is a great place to work, and our office is full of terrific and creative folks. Happy to answer any questions about the position. DM me!
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lincoln carpenter
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heard a meow behind me while emptying the dishwasher and
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lincoln carpenter
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Yeah, sometimes all you need is a show where every individual member of the primary cast is your best friend
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lincoln carpenter
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It's so fucking good, on so many vectors. Great concept, great animation, great rhythm of writing. That's Television
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lincoln carpenter
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thanks, yeah, planning on doing a lot of rejuvenative lounging today
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lincoln carpenter
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woke up wondering why my body felt like I'd been in a car crash. took me a minute to remember that, in fact,
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Madeline Ashby
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Show this to everyone who’s like “But THEY don’t belong in my Eurofantasy construct!!1!” African red-slip pottery was excavated from medieval digs in Europe decades ago. Now we have more evidence of even broader trade networks. Our species likes hanging out with new people and trying new things.
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lincoln carpenter
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everyone involved was fine. in closing: fuck cars, all of this shit should be trains
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Phillip Anderson
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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too
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lincoln carpenter
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yeah, no major injuries on either side—other car barely got dinged, actually, despite being the one that decided they didn't need to yield to someone going straight when they wanted to turn left 🙃
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lincoln carpenter
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I am! Just sore. And once again wishing I didn't have to rely on a car
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lincoln carpenter
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made it to 31 without a car accident, though. pretty good!
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lincoln carpenter
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yeah, just jostled and profoundly annoyed, but grateful I managed to dodge the car coming the other way. hoping to end the year without having triggered a nuclear event
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lincoln carpenter
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airbags don't fuck around! feels like someone lobbed a brick at my sternum
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lincoln carpenter
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welp. made it a solid two months without another Situation. everything happens so much
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lincoln carpenter
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social listAncestries
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lincoln carpenter
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Groundbreaking: After spending a Saturday reading, man rediscovers there is a world beyond electric autopoisoning
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lincoln carpenter
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the birds are up there. how bad can they be [Note: user subsequently savaged by birds]
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lincoln carpenter
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[entering an area and seeing a large, flaming giant]: neat [entering an area and seeing 2-3 mostly average dogs]: every individual piece of me is in danger
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lincoln carpenter
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no matter how many FromSoft games I play, nothing is scarier in a souls game than like, two dogs
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Ian Boudreau
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Instead of switching candidates, they should try building a special chair for Biden. Maybe deep underground, under the Himalayas. You hook him up to that and it keeps him alive, somehow. Maybe it's made of gold and powered by psychic energy from human sacrifice
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messmer's flaming hot cheetos 🔥
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Andrew D Thaler
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Library funding is almost always justified through patron numbers. The more people a library serves, the more funding it gets. So even if you don't regularly use a public library, get a library card. It costs you nothing and helps everyone in your community.
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lincoln carpenter
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I slept on our floor for a bit to reassure our new cat when she retreated under the bed after someone downtown decided mortars were a reasonable thing to shoot off within city limits. Miserable
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lincoln carpenter
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(it was worth it, GB3 rules)
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lincoln carpenter
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I was already excited for Gundam Breaker 4 just because I wouldn't need a Taiwanese PSN account loaded with imported Asian gift card currency to download it like I did for Gundam Breaker 3, but it's nice to have more reasons to look forward to it courtesy of @wes.readonlymemo.com's preview
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lincoln carpenter
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really should've tallied the responses during the few days I was asking every helldivers squad I matchmade into what their favorite pokemon was
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David Forbes
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This is utter, evil bullshit. Medieval people did not go about their lives "untroubled by futile expectations of change."
They often hated monarchies and openly defied them: www.patreon.com/posts/dead-a...
They rebelled *a lot* and had radical political goals: www.patreon.com/posts/fury-o...
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮
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get fucked tories
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lincoln carpenter
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ayyyy i'm sorcerin here
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lincoln carpenter
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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lincoln carpenter
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sorry. if it's any consolation i'm a sorcerer now
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lincoln carpenter
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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lincoln carpenter
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Accept
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lincoln carpenter
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witch is pretty sick but idk if it's my vibe
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