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I'm of the "if you're pointing to where you're going somehow, that's a-okay by me" school

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time to post moong on main

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my sleep debt collector keeps calling mostly for wellness checks

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the guy who yelled at me knew at least one

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it's extremely odd, but predicated on the fact that the rear brake is routed to the right (which doesn't actually matter) and most people are right dominant (also doesn't matter)

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we're kinda silly over here

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they're both gonna be in some deep water, and we may even see remco somehow claw his way back OR even a carapaz climb bonanza! the door is open for any possibility and it's so rad

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I'm gonna start yelling at people who speak in a way that insinuates an oxford comma is present

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exactly! both are totally accepted! I think this guy just wanted to yell about something

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I had a convo with a guy last night who was dead set on convincing me that today we were about to see jonas race into form and knock tadej out of yellow. I thought he was insane last night, but today I think he can actually predict the future

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it's a tough thing to get used to, but the gut clench every time a car passes does go away. the hair going up on the back of your neck on a jerk buzzing you never goes away, though, but that's a normal reaction lol

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he was like "wrong hand you fucking dick!" and stuck his left hand out the window to do one of these like a giant weirdo

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got yelled at by a truck when I was out on my bike last night because I used my right hand to signal a right turn instead of my left. this is objectively the weirdest thing I've ever been yelled at over while on a bicycle

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Go to a screening of MICHAEL CLAYTON, excited to see it on the "big screen" and discover there's this whole fanbase that attends over and over like Rocky Horror, yelling dialogue, bringing baguettes to throw, holding tiny flip-phones up at the end, etc.

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doubt it'll go anywhere but yeah let's let her cook

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I'm into p4p (pokey for president)

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸's avatar D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
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Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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bought a toolbox for $114 and it made me feel cool as hell for about 2 hours yesterday. i need to keep chasing that high with more toolboxes

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how are we constantly in a state of war with inertia management

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that shit won't even let me change my password, it keeps breaking every time I try

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telling the liberal bro he’s insane in the tim kaine

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oh the New York Times has a new post!!! Let me go check it oit!!!

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healed his dick AND allowed him to grow the greatest mullet in hockey history, what can peanut butter not do???

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the amount of kids I see at the brewery hate-gazing at their parents is insane

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that's actually what happened

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GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???

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you too can be the shirtless/shoeless guy covered in jailhouse tattoos blasting down my neighborhood hill on one of you dare to dream

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there's cameras all over those things, but no one tell them that

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oh nice, I was wondering if anything was ever going to come out of the fashion show reunion music they did

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unless they're genuinely into a future where they die in a self-induced hail of gunfire, which I can get behind

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jasper can get fucked, the UCI needs to actually do something about him instead of fining racers who stop to kiss their wives in a stage

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this song is my "before sunrise" but for sad gross fucking

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love that shit! I used to even beat match all the shoegaze mixtapes I'd make for folks lol

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thanks, excellent mix. I'd love to sit down and do this with a detroit house mix sometime, it's good inspo

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I'm one of those freaks who this is their number one qotsa album, but I can understand

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why do so many CAT4 crit racers also make busted-ass latte art they want to show you, relentlessly

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hey bike friends imma be real with you I do not need to see every cup of coffee you drank before and after a ride, why do you keep posting this shit

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I've got an AC compressor I'm going to try and replace soon lol

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I'm so serious about this. le tour needs a denim jersey for the most regular dude who goes out and just mashes his pedals like he's swinging a hammer at a job site. it's like the most combative jersey, but it also involves a time card

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my favorite part of having a paid off car is feeling like that's the time I start teaching myself harder and harder repairs on it

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