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Lord Businessman II

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My Loveliwife watches broadcast television and in case you're wondering it appears to be fully funded by just the very razor's edge of legal elder fraud

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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[millennial elder fraud] *youtube ad plays* were you borne between 1986 and 1999? did you parents squander their wealth on reverse mortgages? you may be entitled to a cash settlement. click the link to find out more

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Adam is bad at art's avatar Adam is bad at art @madnessinabottle.bsky.social
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In the UK it's all funded by ads selling end of life plans, a third party absolutely needs to be involved in you leaving your belonging to your next of kin. /s

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Proof of Burden's avatar Proof of Burden @proofofburden.bsky.social
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Where am I going to offload all this gold I bought while the economy was contracting if not on seniors?

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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 's avatar Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social
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I finally gave in and subscribed to the ad-free version of duolingo, which seems to be supported mainly by skeezy for-profit colleges and godawful gacha games.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛'s avatar 𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social
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the today show might be fully funded by liquidating your savings to gold.

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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Voters are too proud to admit that they need help from the government to crush this stuff even though they want to see this stuff crushed

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⚾️ Henry Tallent ⚾️'s avatar ⚾️ Henry Tallent ⚾️ @thegoldengator.bsky.social
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lots of financial opportunities as well though: attorneys are there to award you compensation for myriad claims.

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Lord Businessman II 's avatar Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social
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Back to back reverse mortgages commercials, whew lad

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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the ads on local news are grim in a way that is difficult to comprehend

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M. O’Lybdenum's avatar M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social
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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak's avatar C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
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Clearly needs more Tom Selleck

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