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Previously LOTF on furaffinity. Big homo he/him

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Foxfeather Zenkova's avatar Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social
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Siri and Stomp like to plop down and watch me being busy cleaning and bustling about. Pretty sure I'm often some sort of entertaining human aquarium exhibit for these cutest black vulture kids (and our other birds), who seem to enjoy observing me as much as I do them.

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Dwuff 🇿🇦✨'s avatar Dwuff 🇿🇦✨ @dwuff.bsky.social
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In South Africa our power is so unreliable that private citizens made an app to keep track of loadshedding schedules because the government couldn't reliably get the information out to people. It's called Eskom Se Push and that's hilarious, I'll explain why in the reply below

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Jodie Troutman's avatar Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com
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Rex Morgan MD says to leave trans kids alone, you absolute freaks.

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bijan's avatar bijan @bijan.bsky.social
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Tonight in Runequest I embodied the gender fluid rain god, had a party with my duck followers, split myself in half so my male side could descend into the underworld and fuck the volcano god (who is canonically hung) and my female half is going to riddle the evil know as 'Brown Man'.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Joe Biden must travel to the Kiln of the First Flame after defeating four champions and using their souls to unlock the door so as to Link the First Flame once again and prevent the Age of Darkness

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According to sources, Biden let out a yelp after the cord sparked, but refused to relinquish the object when Secret Service agents attempted to tug it from his mouth.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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I tried to unionize at the equestrian center I work at but all the horses said neigh...

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SharpDressedReptile's avatar SharpDressedReptile @sharpysketch.bsky.social
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Uh oh some more toons in jeans! This is really fun to do...

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SharpDressedReptile's avatar SharpDressedReptile @sharpysketch.bsky.social
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thinkin about cartoon characters in blue jeans again...

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🔞omelette baveuse's avatar 🔞omelette baveuse @omlet-bavuz.bsky.social
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hold you breath, go through it once again
#Outerwilds
(if you havent played it, im sorry. if you have, i am sorry as well)

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BMBrice's avatar BMBrice @bmbrice.bsky.social
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Kheil Nazuret style Pride Month. Get ready!

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Aaaaaaaaaa! I both love that feeling and adore this news of one of my favorites series.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Using an image, show a movie you've seen more than ten times.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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I wish the dlc had more Boc for us I miss that little gremlin baby boy

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Starting to setup my start playing gm profile again. Feels weird asking complete strangers to come play the game I have absurdly specific obsessions about.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen come out of any Souls game

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852dude's avatar 852dude @852dude.bsky.social
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Cthulhu 2024 - why vote for the lesser of two evils?

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Our Front Page:

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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One of the bigger redeeming qualities from Zootopia. Quite literally, woof.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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I am surprised there isn't more lurker art out there

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Weird dream about a crazy fantasy movie that veered into me wandering into a realm of dead pet reincarnation so they could get patted again and then I waked up

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Ren can't think of a fun username's avatar Ren can't think of a fun username @ratgalactic.bsky.social
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I made a terrible comic (a day late but that's fine because I can make terrible comics ANY DAY I WANT). And I thought "oh I can't post this, the layout is horrible, it's meandering and angsty" and then it hit me. "Terrible" is the operative word. Nothing fucking matters anymore, anyway.

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Powerful Doggie Magic's avatar Powerful Doggie Magic @twotonshepherd.bsky.social
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In my largely unused homebrew roleplaying setting, gnolls are not only *not* demonic but founded a kingdom of legendary heroes, bards, and storytellers. 😤

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Crimetxt's avatar Crimetxt @crimetxt.bsky.social
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Art takes time and effort for me but it feels like everyone else conjures it from the ether without trying. Also when mom says peekaboo and disappears it's so scary i dont know how she does it

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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Super Paper Mario is the most superior Mario give it to me all over again Nintendo

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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I would love riding down the bayou on his big belly...would need to fashion a netted suit for the mosquitos but I'd do it for him.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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The Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple should be displayed, in that case. Not joking, there needs to be an elbowing of religious pluralism to interrupt a destructive action like this.

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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I'm going to write such obscene porn about you know who

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Toothpick's avatar Toothpick @lotftoothpick.bsky.social
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You make such bold claims but I know you have no capability to meet my forsaken delights.

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With more than 2 million displaced Palestinians facing the threat of famine, USAID announced Monday it had fulfilled its pledge to provide food assistance, throwing a single PowerBar labeled “for Gaza” into the Atlantic Ocean.

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