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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Red Five, standing by.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭@lunarssr.bsky.social |
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People’s Commissar for Bigfoot Affairs • Public Defender • Moon Jew
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Red Five, standing by.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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The optics of a bunch of Catholic clergy gazing adoringly at a teenage boy are… not great.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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I fear that we may never get back what we had during Twitter’s golden age.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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I would like to not be a part of this country anymore.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Every plane that crashed on 9/11 was a Boeing. What did they know? Why were they silenced?
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil. Find me a child that I might live again.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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We must return to the waves. Our very bones cry out for the sea.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Who amongst us doesn’t have a dead worm or two in their brain?
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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If I were a rapper and someone put out a diss track targeting me I’d simply respond with a track pointing out that person’s best qualities and complimenting their work and who knows maybe we’d both walk away with a new friend and that’s worth more than any album sales.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Since Jimmy Buffett died, the Highway of Tears killer has not claimed a single victim. Coincidence? Perhaps. But perhaps not.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Then the hostages die.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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She wants you to help increase my follower count. If you don’t you’ll make her sooo sad.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Thinking about the lady who yelled “That mfer isn’t real!” on the plane and I’m just really pleased by how many people reacted to that with “Wait wait wait… let’s hear her out…”
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Look at how pretty my hound dog is.
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David Ho
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Imagine how scary it’d be if we didn’t know why global temperatures were rising.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Don Moynihan
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Having legislators grill university leaders on their familiarity and alignment with scripture seems less than ideal
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Joshua J. Friedman
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Well, it is almost Passover
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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I’m honestly just pleased that the words “space laser” have finally been used in congressional legislation.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Bethesda are absolute fucking fools for not having a New Vegas remaster ready for release after the TV show.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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The early bird gets the worm. But the sleepy worm survives the bird.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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A lot of people seem to mistake the easy road for the correct one.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Sorry, I missed the parenthetical. Attack dogs are already on their way to you and I’m being told it’s too late to cancel my order.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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You’re supposed to bite off pieces of the banana and eat it a bit at a time.
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(Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley
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You just don't expect that from a Bristol band
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Now that OJ is dead I feel safe admitting it was me.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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The Juice is loose.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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EVEN GAYER! 🙀
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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May have also been gay prior to the eclipse.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Oh no! I watched the eclipse and now I’m gay!
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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An earthquake on the East Coast so close to an eclipse means it’s finally going to hatch.
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KomradeQuest
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Good Friday
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
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this can only be solved through the tragic deaths of two young monkeys in love, from opposite monkey factions
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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The wildest sentence in this whole post is “The monkeys familiarity with firearms… pose challenges in apprehending them.” Wtf is going on in Thailand.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Got ‘em.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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No – I don’t think it will.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Alrighty. Ready to ruin classic Nickelodeon for myself I guess.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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All the Western outrage over Russia never seems to acknowledge we created this monster by enabling Yeltsin to violently overthrow the Soviet Union.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Gay
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Highland Paranormal Society
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In Baldurs Gate 3 they finally answer the mystery every forgotten realms fan wanted to know. What does a svirfneblin's ding dong look like?
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Coastal erosion is destroying the last remnants of the Third Reich in France. Yimach shemam ve-zichram.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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It was a life changing moment when I realized that all these people who seemed to be able to work political jobs and still pay their bills weren’t better than me… their rich mommies and daddies were supporting them so they could be a legislative aide for $20k a year.
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cassie
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KIDS LIKE FINDING USED CAR BATTERIES IN THE SAND ITS WHIMSICAL
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Just as we all suspected, Kate Middleton altered that photo to conceal the fact that she’s still recovering from the abdominal surgery to remove the gestating extraterrestrial star child from her via c-section so it may be turned into a weapon of unimaginable mass destruction to use against Russia.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Beautiful.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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This is how I found out.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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I wonder what Remus was like. Bet he was a pretty chill dude.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Dick Tater
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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Lmao eat shit Disney
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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It’s amazing that Hitler killed the name Adolf so completely.
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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭
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The idea that the life of an unborn child matters more than the life of its mother is the most unnatural counter-evolutionary bullshit I’ve ever heard. For being so committed to “God’s plan” they sure don’t seem to take that aspect of the natural order into consideration at all.
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