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Joshua J. Friedman

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Well, it is almost Passover

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻'s avatar ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social
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It’s always a joke until it’s not one.

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Gabrielle Gueron's avatar Gabrielle Gueron @gabigueron.bsky.social
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Wait, did she find the Afikoman? Only then she’d get some gift…

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Andrew Carlson's avatar Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social
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“You’re playing with the big boys, now.”

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Cait's avatar Cait @caitesq.bsky.social
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I have more than four questions

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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ 's avatar 𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasnz.bsky.social
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just nuke the SW border from orbit.. its the only way to be sure..

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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We need to investigate whether a sufficiently strong space laser could be used to part the Red Sea.

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Ranamar's avatar Ranamar @ranamar.bsky.social
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Wait, *whose* southwestern border?

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Boomer NV's avatar Boomer NV @bobmoorenv.bsky.social
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drmag00's avatar drmag00 @drmag00.bsky.social
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In words that she would understand, Bless her heart.

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Johnny “Steal from Loblaws” Renton's avatar Johnny “Steal from Loblaws” Renton @johnnyrenton.bsky.social
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Good night everyone. I just can’t…

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Again with the space lasers

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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(A real amendment being offered by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to the Israel supplemental appropriations bill) rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-...

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That kromagnon female is not a serious person. What the fuck is happening to the Murikan political process? The world is laughing at us not bekause of Dark Brandon, but bekause of fuckery like this

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DavidNelsonNM's avatar DavidNelsonNM @davidnelsonnm.bsky.social
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Wouldn’t a space laser be in … you know, space?

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Mrs. Greene? I thought she was divorced.

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Michael Teague's avatar Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social
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I didn't believe it. I checked. WTF.

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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I was gonna say you need to mark even obvious satire like this clearly because she could actually do that, but it turns out that it is somehow real and she actually did

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Dctrojan's avatar Dctrojan @dctrojan.bsky.social
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“If we’d only been able to user lasers on the weather, dayenu”

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Caryn Rose's avatar Caryn Rose @carynrose.bsky.social
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lo, this is the bread of affliction, which we will now toast with our space lasers

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Very Very Common Mike Dunford 's avatar Very Very Common Mike Dunford @questauthority.bsky.social
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This is fake, right?

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭'s avatar ☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social
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I’m honestly just pleased that the words “space laser” have finally been used in congressional legislation.

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Joi Ito's Jibo sez bluesky migration is for the birds 's avatar Joi Ito's Jibo sez bluesky migration is for the birds @joi-itos-jibo.bsky.social
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We currently use space laser technology on the southern border. And everywhere else, for all kinds of mapping and meteorological purposes.

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Huh…'s avatar Huh… @capitalistfool.bsky.social
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Here's one reason to have indicted the Congressional insurrectionists for trying to overthrow the government. It may have been an even bigger mistake than the Iraq War.

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Blue Meme's avatar Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
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Apparently she approves of the historical precedent of using technology to incinerate people based on arbitrary characteristics.

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Jym Dyer's avatar Jym Dyer @jymdyer.bsky.social
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As usual, I'm not clear on her motivations or goals here. Is this in competition with the QAnon space lasers (supposedly run by the Rothschilds) that she mentioned previously, or are we as a nation now joining the conspiracy?

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homosexual overlord's avatar homosexual overlord @daledidporn.bsky.social
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the amendment proposed by Davidson (R, OH) prohibiting the use of funds for a pier off the "eastern coast of Gaza" is also a banger
amendments-rules.house.gov/amendments/D...

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Enlightened Despotist in Name Only's avatar Enlightened Despotist in Name Only @edino.bsky.social
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I thought she opposed the Giant Jewish Space Laser, but now she wants to fund it? Flip flopper!!

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brian's avatar brian @blemley.us
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I don’t know why she wants to start forest fires.

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Bart W's avatar Bart W @bartosh.bsky.social
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Israeli space lasers

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Your Honor, pls's avatar Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social
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Cracker, pls

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Dan Sandler's avatar Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
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I’m not sure what’s more offensive: 1. That she is tying this to a bill on Israel support and is being blatantly antisemitic. 2. That she expects us to actually give away our top secret space laser technology so she can play call of duty against brown people.

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Trans Concrete Private Ltd. (jasmine/dvnt)'s avatar Trans Concrete Private Ltd. (jasmine/dvnt) @deviantsemicolon.bsky.social
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On the behalf of the space laser corps, we will take any action necessary to prevent the theft and/or reverse engineering of our technology by fascists.

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Makes Her Mark's avatar Makes Her Mark @makeshermark.bsky.social
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a little passover treat!

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Bill Higgins-- Retired Beam Jockey's avatar Bill Higgins-- Retired Beam Jockey @beamjockey.bsky.social
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I clicked through, eager to read more, but was disappointed to find that "By the funds made available by this Act, such sums as necessary shall be used for the development of space laser technology on the southwest border" is the *entire* text of Rep. Greene's amendment.

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Lion-O Hutz's avatar Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social
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What's the likelihood this is just a bid for attention cause she knows "MGT" + "Space Laser" is catnip to clickbait writers or *maybe* an SEO technique so one of her more racist tirades is replaced with this as the top result?

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CisHet Billionaire's avatar CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net
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holy shit TIL don't share this to facebook. somebody told me at least she fights and makes noise. because nobody is "securing the border". gosh, why didn't I think of that.

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BlaireBeggins's avatar BlaireBeggins @blairebeggins.bsky.social
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take that kari lake

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Harbinger of Chaos's avatar Harbinger of Chaos @harbingerofchaos.bsky.social
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These people are in charge of our country. And scarier still, the majority in their districts elected them.

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Zone Left's avatar Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social
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She thinks this is technology to murder immigrants from outer space, doesn’t she

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Davis's avatar Davis @davis.social
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I’m very confused

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Terri's avatar Terri @lovemypupper.bsky.social
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Is this what Moscowitz was blasting her about? I saw a Tik tok of him lambasting her about comparing Ukraine to Nazis

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