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i cant tell if you're enjoying yourself or if im creating a bad memory for you in real time


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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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kamala harris at the iowa state fair, corndog and french’s in hand, giggling “as they say, mustard on the beat ho.” +10 in the polls

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat's avatar Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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bunch of these guys lost. or won

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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if there had been a camera on me when the patient liason told me that the "fracture treatment" code HAD to be added because the doctor TOUCHED my finger

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a whole nation psychologically stuck in the battle of tours

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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france is a fun country bc they'll have laws making it illegal for your boss to email you on the weekend and also pass another law requiring all muslim women to wear crop tops or be deported or something. just a silly little place!

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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occurs to me that bribing the president is now /always/ legal, since in every case the only way to distinguish gratuity from bribe is via evidence that could never be admissible

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emily!'s avatar emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social
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Apparently there's locally acquired dengue in florida and ya girl worked in a dengue research lab so here's my hot tips: -use repellent (DEET, oil of lemon eucalyptus, etc), wear long sleeves -tip and toss, be super vigilant about litter, the vectors only need a bottlecap of water to breed

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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The institutions have failed to defend themselves

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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guess what bill i just now paid off!!!!!!!!!!

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Jonathan Cohn 's avatar Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social
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"The group’s data indicate it was the largest single appropriation approved since the 1993 Oslo accords at the start of the peace process." apnews.com/article/isra...

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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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I respect a taxidermist that makes bold choices

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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RFK perpetually looks like you just kicked open the door of a toilet stall he was sitting in

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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i was just going to make a post about this. if trump decides you are an enemy of the state or a “threat to national security” and has you deported, citizenship or not, there’s nothing you can do to get home. he has full legal power to render you stateless.

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mattie lubchansky's avatar mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
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need people on here to better understand the concept of “havin a laff online.” sometimes people are simply havin a laff online

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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someone else pointed out that relationships in media where the man is heavier are never commented on and are in fact presented as natural

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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a fun game is scrolling through these guys' profiles where you'll inevitably find a post about how they haven't been to the grocery store in 9 years because they're too afraid to make small talk with a cashier. make way for the revolutionary vanguard

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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pouring one out for the guy at OSHA who was so excited for this announcement last friday when he woke up

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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because im enlightened i can say that nihilism on the timeline and tone policing nihilism on the timeline are equally annoying

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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My favorite part is how she doesn't even pretend the "lefty straight man" is a friend. It's just some guy—probably a barista or some employee at a media company—she cornered and then subjected to a deranged rant while he tried to escape.

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GummyFredo's avatar GummyFredo @gummyfredo.bsky.social
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Pour one out for the fingers we've loved

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Jackie Barbosa's avatar Jackie Barbosa @jackiebarbosa.bsky.social
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If anyone wants to understand why Mexico has such problems with corruption, it's LITERALLY because their Constitution actually PROHIBITS prosecuting presidents, sitting or retired. That has meant Mexican presidents can and thus generally do whatever they want, legal or not.

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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stilted monologues, inexplicable montages, claire, people acting out of character bc everyone is just a player in carmy's psychodrama 🥴

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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a tragic case of the creator not being able to tell the difference between what was good about the show and what was hacky-but-ignored because there was enough good to drown that stuff out. storer thought the hacky stuff is what made it good and they filmed these seasons concurrently. its cooked

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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Im just saying I have questions about Alexi Lalas' tax compliance

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Judah Grunstein's avatar Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social
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It may or may not affect the outcomes a week from now, but the front républicain, in the form of tactical withdrawals from the second round, seems to be holding. More withdrawals by the left, too, which means Macron might end up with something to bargain with after Sunday.

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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went on kayak.com to find flights for a work trip and they've rolled out a feature where you can ask ChatGPT to find you flights by typing your needs into a chatbox, something that would take twice as long as using the very simple flight search tool that kayak set up a decade ago

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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very powerful statement that more or less lifts exact phrases from sotomayor's dissent lmao. mf couldn't even make up his own bland words

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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because im enlightened i can say that nihilism on the timeline and tone policing nihilism on the timeline are equally annoying

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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MA posting: the thing about this case is that she very obviously did it but enough people rightfully believe that all boston cops do is lie and do crimes and now she got a mistrial lmao a well, well, well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions for the ages

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Nicholas Wallace's avatar Nicholas Wallace @wallace.bsky.social
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Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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From Jackson’s dissent. I believe the way this works in combination with Loper-Bright is really insidious, but ofc it’s not gonna get the headlines.

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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ewan mitchell going from tiny bastard monk on the last kingdom to showing dick on house of the dragon....we love to see an actor succeed

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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no we are stuck in an endless loop of both the 2016 and 2020 primaries because people who were voting for the first time in 2012 are starting to wake up with pains they can’t explain and are desperate to RETVRN

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pool boy bitch   's avatar pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
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Inspired by recent plane-based TikTok drama, a PSA: Videoing strangers in public is typically a foolish idea, not everything that happens in your vicinity is a true-crime saga, and minding your own business instead of maintaining 24/7 surveillance is good for you.

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skelly 's avatar skelly @iid.bsky.social
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To all my NA friends who are just seeing the French election out of context: this result was roughly what was predicted, and it's not terrible. Obviously not good but RN didn't take a clear majority, so that's good

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Ryan Marino's avatar Ryan Marino @ryanmarino.bsky.social
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If any of my friends are reading this, I’m sorry and I’m ready to be trusted to hang out again 🥺

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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sure the bear season 3 doesnt really have a "plot" but every episode carmy looks at sydney like shes all that's tethering him to reality and she looks at him like shes made a huge mistake and that, in my opinion, can power 8 seasons on its own

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cassidy's avatar cassidy @smittyroo.bsky.social
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tiktok makeup aside i was really pleasantly surprised by the costuming!!

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