Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS)

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The right to control your own body, should be a prerequisite for democracy, not at the mercy of it. (he/him - CIS)

Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Cool project. How do you ferment the beer while protecting it from contaminants in the air? I home brew cider and ginger brew, but I use modern equipment including an airlock.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

Jeg vil skifte til en anden læge, fordi jeg længe har været utilfreds med min nuværende. Fuck det er svært at kigge igennem for læger på/nær Nørrebro, der både har åben for tilgang OG gode anmeldelser.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

Jeg er totalt underrasket over DF gør det.

#dkpol

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

I'd like to sell mine. I'd even include self-esteem issues for free.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

De kunne godt finde ud af det, da det var Rusland www.dr.dk/nyheder/udla...

#dkpol #dkmedier

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Det hedder BESÆTTER eller STJÆLER landområde, ikke overtager.
DR tag jer sammen.

#OrdBetyderNoget #dkpol #dkmedier #FØJ

www.dr.dk/nyheder/sene...

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

I think there is something funny in the supreme court judge.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Den virker altså ikke ligeså godt på dansk. Wow, hun er hurtigere end en syltet agurk. Han er stærkere end en syltet agurk Må da være kvikkere end en syltet agurk. Er der en sansende syltet agurk helt, jeg ikke kender til?

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

vm.tiktok.com/ZGeseNqau/

"Den fish er ikke frisk" 😂

#Asterix

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Det var ikke min oplevelse, at det var noget de respekterede, da jeg boede i Vollsmose og de kom forbi med må måneders mellemrum.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Folk laver mærkelige lyde, er der bold? 😛

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 10:41 UTC

Årrhhh 😭

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 10:34 UTC

Android Beskeder appen bliver ved med at ville oversætte min samtale med min mor til dansk... fra svensk som ingen af os taler. 🤦‍♀️

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Hvilket ikke giver nogen mening, jeg fatter ikke hvordan de har fået den ide. Jeg håber politiet finder ham og giver idioten en passende bøde for det.

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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Elizabeth! (Formerly Boo!) @dotdot.boo
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Altså capsaicin er en nervegift for pattedyr som os, så joh det kan man vel. Ligesom vi kan blive forgiftet af formeget alkohol eller muskatnød.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Det er for meget Capsaicin i.... Det er jo for helvede pointen.... 😂🌶️

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

Nitten.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

Årets første jordbær fra altanen 🤩😍

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

Højre partiet for Lars Løkkes ego aka Moderaterne handler om en ting, og det er at Lars Løkke skal have magt igen. 😉

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Yeah SIT med det stumme H med fri placering.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Jeg var mest bekymret over de fire Ninja Turtles alle var Michelangelo 😂

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Dan Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

It's a real choice which part of the story is the headline and which is the subhed.

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Kat Z @katzindc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Imagine saying “it was only a few dead kids”

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Det giver mere mening, tak 😀

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

På vej hjem fra svømning, i metroen så jeg fire Ninja Turtles, fire julemænd og lidt andre i kostumer, sker der et eller andet i dag?

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

I'll take all the kitty kisses, please.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

40+ - smid et billede, hvis du har lyst. 43 år her.

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Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

The memes never miss 🤣

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

Men en vis chefredaktør mente vi skulle give Trump en chance....

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

this really made me laugh

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Glædelig covfefe dag 😂

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Holy shit, he was convicted on Covfefe Day

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

#dkpol #eudk Hvis du ikke kan støtte palæstinensernes ret til egen stat, kan du ikke få min stemme.
Hvis du sætter lighedstegn mellem palæstinensisk stat og terror, kan du ikke få min stemme.
Hvis du støtter Israel eller Hamas, kan du ikke få min stemme.
Er du racist, kan du ikke få min stemme.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Okay, my appeal worked for once. Comment restored.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

Just had another one removed for saying it is not moral to drop threatening leaflets before intentionally mass unaliving (TT doesn't like the word murder) civilians. It was considered harassment and bullying... But the comments denying the Holocaust were fine...

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

On #TikTok comments denying the Holocaust I've reported were found to not violate their rules, but I've had comments removed for saying "Okay, genocider" to people defending genocide in Gaza.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Fedt, kæmpe stort tillykke

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Robust Borger 🍉 @roblas.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

Israels højreorienterede finansminister truer nu med "at skabe én ny bosættelse på Vestbredden for hvert land, der anerkender Palæstina som en stat." (TV2) Sjovt, der lyder meget som gidseltagning, men hvad ved jeg?

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Thomas Berg @koldsmed.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Consider it training for the elementary students before they end up a university and have to fight cops on a regular basis

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Jeg nød hjemmebagt pizza og hjemmebrygget blåbær cider til min pinsefrokost og nu har jeg brug for en lur.... Jeg ved ikke, hvad alkohol pct er på den, men nok ikke lavt 😂

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Tak :D

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Tiden går alligevel hurtigt 😮😳😀

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

For et par dage siden var et billede for 10 år siden, hvor jeg sammenlignede før og efter vægttab på ~40 kg. Jeg har efter corona nedlukning og angst medicin taget 75-80% på igen og har det ret røv med det. Tak for lort.

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

*ginger beer...

#facepalm

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Ironically I stole the joke from twitter 😂

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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabsdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

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Lis Copenhagen 🌻🦋 @liscopenhagen.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

Jeg er egentlig ikke overrasket over det, men tror ikke på det kun er S der kan finde på at opføre sig sådan. Alle partier der under de seneste 20-30 år har været i regering gør præcist det samme er jeg ret overbevist om.
#dkpol
www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...

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