Mariya Alexander

@mariyaalexander.bsky.social

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Just here to have a nice apocalypse.

Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Life is a beautiful kaleidoscope (of stupidity)

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

My lived experience is that people are idiots

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SalvadoЯ oЯb3! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

AHAB: ALL HUMANS ARE BAD Stay woke.

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

You matter. But also you energy.

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Explaining to my employer that falling asleep at my desk is actually a good thing because I feel safe

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

A better idea: The Supremes Court. The justices dress up in glamorous gowns and perform the top hits of the pioneering Motown girl group The Supremes. They make absolutely no important decisions that affect our lives. They leave us alone and just vibe.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Hereby committing to be whimsical and delightful through the entire apocalypse

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Barenaked Ladies are Fully Clothed Men, and Other Betrayals

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

What a beautiful time to be alive, people I disagree with are idiots and people I agree with are idiots

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Happiness is when you see someone doing or saying something stupid and instead of getting involved you just quietly mutter “you dumb bitch” under your breath and continue with your day

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

😂😂😂

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Very impressive work, Jake!

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Just popping in to share some good news

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 15:26 UTC

I shouldn’t have to hear about things happening on college campuses

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 02:34 UTC

Making leftists and conservatives equally mad by liking Joe Biden and Gavin Newsom 😌

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:06 UTC

I want to get off of it 😭

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 04:16 UTC

Sorry I haven’t posted in a few days I’ve been busy discovering that most of my friends are raging antisemites

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 22, 2023 at 07:13 UTC

Pretty wild that my dog is a little bean but also a little croissant

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 21, 2023 at 15:08 UTC

Red pill Blue pill Everyone hates Jews pill

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 18, 2023 at 09:08 UTC

Fucked around and had a good night, very confusing

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 16, 2023 at 06:30 UTC

It doesn’t end well that’s for sure

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 16, 2023 at 05:50 UTC

Lol

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 16, 2023 at 05:31 UTC

My twin flame is a burrito

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 14, 2023 at 21:44 UTC

Actually I am spiraling INTO control

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 19:25 UTC

My kingdom for never having to hear or see the words “full stop” ever again

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 19:02 UTC

His standup isn’t all that, but he’s a great comedic actor imo, also I was scrolling random channels in my hotel room when I wrote that 😅

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 00:40 UTC

Cedric the Entertainer is one very aptly named guy I tell you what

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 00:34 UTC

Baaaaaaby 😭❤️

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 11, 2023 at 18:42 UTC

I've seen religion do mostly irreparable damage and increase hate. Other than that, let us pray.

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 11, 2023 at 18:23 UTC

Congratulations to everyone who is stupid and mean, this is your time to shine

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Mike Redmond @mikeredmond.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 18:48 UTC

Ivanka Trump arriving to court

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 15:51 UTC

Writing a suspenseful psychological thriller about simply trying to make friends as an adult

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 19:03 UTC

Okay I don’t like the apocalypse anymore I think we should make it stop

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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 12:36 UTC

explain the third hand

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 01, 2023 at 17:22 UTC

Remember: when a person from a marginalized group tells you something is racist or offensive or harmful, listen to them. Unless, of course, they’re a Jew.

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 14:58 UTC

I am the older sibling of two but I identify as a middle child

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 27, 2023 at 18:02 UTC

If you think watching TikToks or YouTube videos is “staying informed” please just “walk into the ocean”

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 20:13 UTC

Decided that from now on I’m following my joy. [sent from bed]

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

Really didn’t anticipate this much of my adult life to be consumed with simply trying to make a safe left turn

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 20:55 UTC

Okay that IS better

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 18:53 UTC

Hello computer show me all the worst things please as is our tradition

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 00:23 UTC

That dude who got jerked off on his first date with Boebert should be speaker of the house.

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 01:09 UTC

As far as I can tell the Middle East crisis is solved because I made this beautiful arepa today, please clap

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 17:16 UTC

The first time I experienced antisemitic violence and hate was back in Ukraine when I was 7 years old. A neighbor lady spit into my face, slapped me, and called me a filthy zhid (Russian for yid). I never felt that degree of utter shock and horror since then. Until now. Thanks everyone!

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 14:23 UTC

Going to rescue Will Smith so he can finally have a safe loving home

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 16:36 UTC

Nice petard, bro. Sure would be a shame if you got hoisted by it

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Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 05:27 UTC

Actually bed should get ready for me

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 19:17 UTC

The Beatles song Here Comes The Sun is an apocalyptic tale of an impending supernova.

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