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SalvadoЯ oЯb3!

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24 karat gold slum computer wizard and full time endangered species.


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BABY K …😂😂😂❤️❤️

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Not really but I’m good

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Stopch. 😞

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I fuck with my Goths!

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No! 😂 your dope ass!

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My life.

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@bbkbhv.bsky.social 😘😘🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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😞

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I’m watching Michael Jackson. DO NOT DISTURB!

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two of them (sleenpy)

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I miss the days of when the internet made the world a smaller place instead of a more hate filled one.

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I can’t but I’m glad you are back. ☺️ you are one of my favorite accounts on here.

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Ah, I see more evidence that this is all a simulation is afoot today.

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He was a capitalist in every sense of the word

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That beat is still tight work. ❤️

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Nothing I say makes sense because my words are unemployed.

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Being dead inside a dream that’s a nightmare is Hell.

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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My mother told me if I had nothing nice to say I shouldn’t speak. So I became a mute.

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I’ve conquered my demons.. now what.

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How many Shrek movies do y’all want?

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I can’t watch The Boys because Homelander looks like Zack from Saved By The Bell. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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It’s like I’m speaking a foreign language when I tell people what works and what doesn’t.

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If it's your passion you'll never give a handJOB a day in your life, it's all handJOY

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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People want so much from you — including strangers — and I’m just over here like “baby, I’m just trying to breathe”

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Cunty McCuntFace 🍉 🇾🇪 🇸🇩's avatar Cunty McCuntFace 🍉 🇾🇪 🇸🇩 @ladysuckfist.bsky.social
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Other people are fucking exhausting and a waste of my limited energy

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Don’t pop your pussy for me, Argentina

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Not kidding; wish I was's avatar Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com
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live laugh log the fuck off

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i hate the leveling system for Shadow of The Erdtree 😑

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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More like How in the Heck is Carmen Sandiego, c'mon bring it in, girl

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Stop normalising things, we'll run out of the weird shit.

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: New phone, who dis?

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nobody: me: Joe Biden is not too old to be trained as a Jedi!

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i miss the days when people were upset with the president they would throw their shoes at him.

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i couldn't be the white house press secretary. I'd choke the shit outta everyone asking questions i told i wouldn't be answering.

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nah, i dont go for that Bratz doll look, bitch.

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