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Mars Rover@marsrover.bsky.social |
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Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Remember where I parked.
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Mars Rover
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ATJ is doing fine, but since "Fury Road" and "Atomic Blonde" it's been settled if you want an imposing, physical actress to make the audience believe she can absolutely kick the ever-loving shit out of anyone alive, you need (former ballet dancer) Charlize Theron.
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Mars Rover
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Watching Furiosa and it's clear like ten dudes could have replaced Tom Hardy in "Fury Road" & it'd be the same flick. Charlize still embodies Nu Max. All the more astonishing Miller kept her from beating his ass when he'd play the troubled artist & leave her waiting in full costume for hours.
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Mars Rover
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There was a golden age when UEFI had a consistent look except for a flavor logo, finger-slicing jumper banks were replaced by connectors, slots were standard & sufficient, and sockets lasted 4-5+ years. Now I'm like, "I have to build a scaffolding for your GPU- EXCUSE ME?!"
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Mars Rover
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Extremely online people: "Heavens, the village of Hereshropshire posted 17 more votes for Labour than in all of Dropsy-upon-Downes! That hasn't happened in 347 fortnights!" "Normal" people: "That place with the king chose a new duke, or something."
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Mars Rover
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Aww Sarge is still going so strong. What a champ.
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Mars Rover
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Mars Rover
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I have a 35 y.o.+ spinal fusion gurrrl I'm a genie in a bottle.
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Mars Rover
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Someone's offering a noble death? Alright sure I fail to see any further possible downsides.
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Mars Rover
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Tell her HeLLLlllLLLOOOOooOo back.
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Mars Rover
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Owners aren't supposed to exercise editorial control but this sure smacks of that smarmy @bencollins.bsky.social
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Mars Rover
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No no you can't be mad because he was the only one they told us we would vote for, and their telepathy cannot be questioned. Wish they would let me borrow their psychic powers though. I could use some lotto numbers to buy citizenship in the Grenadines.
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Mars Rover
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I have a crap starter home that's 40+ y.o. but even it has little covered areas out from the roofline for aesthetics and to put sitting areas, etc. Railings, extra trim, etc. The 25+ yrs newer homes across the way are sheer flat surface walls of soulless awful.
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Mars Rover
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2/3rds of democrats want Biden to just stay put, keep doing a good job, and run a competent campaign, which, barring axing a few godawful comms people, he's capable of doing. Unfortunately, the remaining 1/3rd are *extremely* online and/or NYT employees.
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Mars Rover
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🎶 WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES! 🎵
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Mars Rover
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Unless "bloodless Second American Revolution" is a seasonal themed ice cream cake at Dave and Buster's no, no I don't think I'm inclined to allow that.
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Mars Rover
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*sad, sighing voice* He don't miss.
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Mars Rover
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NSW? Oh so only FORMER American? Say hi to your trust fund for me brave escapee.
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Mars Rover
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Rocky training montage! Good way to lock down PA.
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Mars Rover
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Yes but are you prepared to install the sound system that blasts Scandinavian heavy metal every time anyone enters the room?
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Mars Rover
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Has anyone seen Hugh Jackman or Chris Evans recently?
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Mars Rover
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Rockets fail, designs are flawed, that's why you test, but to not SECURE THE FUCKING ENGINE PROPERLY?!
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Mars Rover
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Commander is right there and he already bites cops.
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Mars Rover
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I humbly submit my nomination to the Crunchwrap Supreme Court.
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Mars Rover
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SCOTUS today:
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Mars Rover
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I can't wait until 18 months from now when I'm able to pass the bar with, "Whatever the billionaires want, man."
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Max Kennerly
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.
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Mars Rover
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Phones still work. TV still on. Drive thrus still shoveling slop.
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Willow
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Those who learn history are still doomed to repeat it, just while yelling SEE!?! SEE?!? The whole time.
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Mars Rover
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I was born the day Reagan was elected, which is like swimming out to the fucking Titanic. My first POTUS election was decided by Bush v. Gore. WTF do you want from me? I've long believed in all of this and led a life of minimal attachments accordingly, but hoped I was wrong for my nephews. Whelp.
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Mars Rover
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Remember they could stop all this anytime they wanted. Everyone is probably doing 5 felonies right now. The USC is harder to comply with than Mosiac law. The reason they don't is not because they are cowards, they are owned. People we do NOT elect want it like this, and so it is.
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Mars Rover
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BLAZING fast speed. Yeah, no way this target was reached "accidentally".
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Mars Rover
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From your skeet to SOCOM encrypted radio channels.
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Mars Rover
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The graveyard isn't gonna fabularize itself.
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Mars Rover
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Pro-corporate neoliberalism is on retreat across the large western democracies which could have devastating consequences short term, but also as a pro-BurnItDowner:
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Mars Rover
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As with entire nations pulling their energy contracts with Russia this will be a hassle & take time, but once new supply chains are established you won't have to go back. Johnny Fuckwhistle who got amped up over a Fox prime time segment and his $15 plastic tub purchase will not compensate for them.
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Corporate self-funded healthcare plan? Time to get MRIs like we take selfies.
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Mars Rover
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Everyone is losing their minds over the end of Chevron deference when clearly the judiciary is STACKED with expertise.
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Ned Resnikoff
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On the same morning, the Court said: 1) We should not presume to know more than small town mayors regarding complex, technical questions like whether to arrest people for being poor. 2) I don't see why a "PhD" in "nuclear physics" should have any latitude to implement ambiguous energy rules.
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Mars Rover
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"Well it's a good thing all the dirty water, filthy air, and devastated environment will stay there in America." - Europeans and rich white kids who moved to Australia, New Zealand, and Denmark, smugly and unironically.
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Mars Rover
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Always loved Far Cry 4's ending where Pagan Min deliberately calls you out as having become a murderous psychopath, but then the instant I got the chance I shot him in the head and it starts playing "Should I Stay or Should I Go" lol. youtu.be/rdNj4wZzjvE?...
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Mars Rover
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Another day, another validation of my decision not to have kids.
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Mars Rover
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The Voodoo 3 will not let you down. My roommate bought 2 Voodoo 2s and put them in SLI and never stopped being salty my V3 gave better real-world performance. 25 years later, the salt preserves.
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Karl Bode
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I 100% believe this is a fatal gut shot to any sort of coherent, stable federal governance
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Mars Rover
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Well it's a good thing the administration has done and spent so much to emphasize their importance and combat mis/disinformation and culture war bullshit surrounding them. They've really kept their eyes on the ball there. No notes. On fleek. Crushing it. Slay kween.
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Mars Rover
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Oliver Platt steals every other episode, that's why they can't be in the same one.
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Mars Rover
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If I were Chris Storer I would probably stop letting Jamie Lee Curtis ballistic-strike in and steal entire seasons of my hit show in single episode appearances, but I'm not and that's why I'm not making some of the best goddamned TV in human history. #TheBear
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Mars Rover
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Feels like I'm looking at a Saturn V of posting with a voice going, "3... 2.."
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Mars Rover
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I don't know w*** this s***, but it's p******y really f****d up, Japan.
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Mars Rover
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I think the new Tinder share my date feature is weird, creepy, and unnecessary so buy as many shares of Match stock as you can b/c I'm wrong about what will be insanely popular 100% of the time & the Nu Internet thrives on toxic voyeurism.
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