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Matt Binder

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Apple is announcing its AI product “Apple Intelligence” and gave an example of how you can wish you friend Happy Birthday with an AI generated image of them then they threw this up on the screen why would i do my friend dirty like this on her birthday

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NoHomers Diary's avatar NoHomers Diary @nohomers.bsky.social
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"threw up" being the right phrasing

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A fast goat's avatar A fast goat @turbogoats.bsky.social
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A feature definitely worth burning tens/hundreds of billions of dollars to develop

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle's avatar Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
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Nothing says personal best wishes like an AI generated image with a weird caption that is sent automatically.

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ben's avatar ben @benharr.is
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thanks i hate it

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Ian Miles Schlong 's avatar Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
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I would have canceled the surf trip immediately

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will's avatar will @willkeats.bsky.social
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NO LIKE EXACTLY

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Timpanogos Slim's avatar Timpanogos Slim @timpanogosslim.bsky.social
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Didn't FB have this functionality like 10 years ago?

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Toronto Will's avatar Toronto Will @torontowill.bsky.social
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WTAF. Yeah the image is weird and creepy and bizarre and why please just stop, but I'm even more stuck on the text of the message: "I'm awake and ready to surf and celebrate you". Humans don't talk like this!

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Zachary Edgerton's avatar Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social
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*former friend

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0x416E6479's avatar 0x416E6479 @0x416e6479.bsky.social
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There’s a lot of passive aggressive energy here…frenemies!

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Lighting Rod  [Bluesky Older]'s avatar Lighting Rod [Bluesky Older] @yendorcire.bsky.social
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When siri 1st came out there were ads of her being like a personal assistant to Martin Scorsese. Whenever I ask her a question her only response is "I found this on the web" at least Google will recite a portion of a paragraph on the page it gets its info from.

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Ray Radlein's avatar Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social
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listen they just don't MAKE birthday cards for people with fifteen fingers

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Lovis🌱's avatar Lovis🌱 @lordlovis.bsky.social
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Istg why is every AI function like this so boomer-coded? The utility of this is just bitmoji but worse with unethical use of data tacked on to it for good measure

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Kim Visnes 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Kim Visnes 🏳️‍🌈 @visn.es
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I would cut the person who wished me a happy birthday this way.

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Theta Salmon's avatar Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social
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They missed the obvious moniker though: iAI 😮

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Larry Wolfarth's avatar Larry Wolfarth @infoshaman.bsky.social
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Shame my 95yo father died last month. Now I won't be getting a birthday avatar to delete.

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Noah Nelson 💥's avatar Noah Nelson 💥 @noahjnelson.com
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For fuckin real.

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N.N. Scott's avatar N.N. Scott @nnscott.com
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Create them their own Metaverse avatar, for their birthday! (legs will be available in a later update)

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Shugunou's avatar Shugunou @shugunou.bsky.social
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Normally, you dress UP your product when you advertise it.

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A-A-Ron's avatar A-A-Ron @aroun.bsky.social
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Yeah but think of all the hassle of wishing your friend happy birthday _without_ the boomer art. We need this.

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Rox4's avatar Rox4 @rox4.bsky.social
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Any mention of how they would get the data to generate a picture of your friend or is that just a "we WILL take it"?

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sylv(y)'s avatar sylv(y) @bytchysylvy.bsky.social
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waking up your friend before 6am then sending them an ai generated image of their face on their birthday of all days is grounds for murder, i think

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matt's avatar matt @lurrie.bsky.social
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big "legs are coming!" energy

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