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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. LA via Chicago. he/him

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she’s a starrrrrrrrrrr

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Biden could immediately quash any fears by reenacting this

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i had fun, but i’m also easily blinded by pretty lights & Frankie goes to Hollywood needle drops lol

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you would be an expert in that as a master extension gardener

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biden and trump should bluesky duel for the presidency

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sorry for speaking truth about what we’re witnessing

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his number one unfavorable since 2020 is his age and he just ate shit on national stage proving the naysayers right, it fucking sucks but you can’t just keep burying your head in the sand like an ostrich

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mama all the polls done in the past week show this, it’s not just the “Murdoch owned WSJ propaganda rag”

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it may be suicide to push biden out but it seems like absolute suicide to keep biden in

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literally this. netflix wouldn't want to pay for a season that long, they literally would have no idea how to make it cost efficiently lol

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well you know my [blank] is having a hard time processing this pic.. *vaudeville cane pulls me off stage*

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i'd say "i'm gonna kms" over this but that awful judge was gonna delay this trial to kingdom come anyway

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This has way too much grammar and spelling to actually be written by Trump. Campaign staffer must’ve nabbed his phone while he was napping

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i've been waging a weeks-long pressure campaign against of amc a-list gays to see it at the vista, and failing lol

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i am not doing activism you fool i am waging righteous posting war

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we as a country truly don't talk about those strokes enough... trump was bad before them but he became way worse and even more emotionally-disregulated afterward

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trying to rally the gays for mia goth's latest star vehicle

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like she might have the juice! at least the meme juice lol

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like most people today don't get their news from traditional sources but instead social media, and while that's definitely a bad thing, politicians need to adapt to that

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i don’t know how to properly describe it or measure it, but being memable or at least having a campaign people want to post about is kind of crucial in elections and biden & his comms team have totally misunderstood that, just the cringiest half-hearted posts from a playbook over a decade old

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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PLEAAAAASE IMMA STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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lmao i forgot this was a snap election that’s so much funnier omg

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the fourth feels particularly hollow this year given the supreme courts “actually we do have a king” thing

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people have been setting off fireworks all day which is super annoying but like… guys it’s DAYTIME you can’t see shit, you’re wasting your money!!!

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he truly doesn't understand why people use the app he bought

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literally was just thinking about this too

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totally, i agree with your point though, it's very eternal-sunshine-of-the-spotless-mind coded

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i hope your day is as nice as your ass is

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i mean my ex used to steal my phone and take photos of his dick & butt and it did feel disrespectful to keep those lol

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like it's been one of his number 1 unfavorables since 2020, i get it it's complicated but this shouldn't be that suprising

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it is interesting seeing a lot of people suddenly being like "what do you mean biden's too old??!!??" c'mon man did you just fall out of a coconut tree

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Alex Howard's avatar Alex Howard @digiphile.bsky.social
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I’ve been in shock since Monday AM. The fact the Supreme Court didn’t simply affirm the lower court’s ruling & dismiss Trump’s absurd claims of absolute immunity was appalling, given trial delays — but this is calamitous for democracy writ large. Like Dred Scott, “Trump vs U.S.” will be infamous.

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was his casting a secret or something cause my god why didn't they lead every ad with this lmao

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