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Parker Molloy

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That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)

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Jeph the Giant Ginge's avatar Jeph the Giant Ginge @gingerjeph.bsky.social
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Honestly, "SCOTUS to review Crown v. Dudley" seems about right after last week.

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Muz's avatar Muz @cmuz.bsky.social
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Has anyone screened him for Kuru?

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Savage Whit ✨🌟's avatar Savage Whit ✨🌟 @savagewhit.bsky.social
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Come on … I’ve seen “Alive” & would most definitely do what needed to stay alive.

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Donald Deglover's avatar Donald Deglover @copbite.bsky.social
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twice is too many

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Mark Barrington's avatar Mark Barrington @markbarrington.bsky.social
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I think the chyron continues and the last two words are “without ketchup.”

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Mad Bastard's avatar Mad Bastard @madbastard-v2.bsky.social
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My t-shirt, etc.

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Orlando's avatar Orlando @sarkastiklover.bsky.social
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I... How did the interview even get there...

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Kevin Korb's avatar Kevin Korb @kbkorb.bsky.social
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Not too many people feel the need to deny it.

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy's avatar Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @elandobbs.bsky.social
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But a subhuman? A plebe or a servant? Unvaxxed? Fire up that grill, baby.

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wildmonkeysects™ 's avatar wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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His current wife has been frustrated for years.

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Quite Unusual's avatar Quite Unusual @quiteunusual.bsky.social
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So he has a two human minimum?

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“I wouldn’t eat a human…….for lunch”

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There is no Dana only Zuul's avatar There is no Dana only Zuul @smudgiesmom.bsky.social
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Dude had a worm in his head from eating raw pork. He needs to sit down.

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Bandlith 's avatar Bandlith @bandlith.bsky.social
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Clearly a matter of what he defines as human. Some people don't see others as human beings.

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SGC Illustration 's avatar SGC Illustration @sgcillo.bsky.social
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Same vibes

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Eric Horwitz's avatar Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social
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be better if you did

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Jack Mohr's avatar Jack Mohr @jackmohr.bsky.social
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Peter Gratton's avatar Peter Gratton @petergratton.bsky.social
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“…wait, let me finish—without ketchup. I wouldn’t eat a human without ketchup.”

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Uroš's avatar Uroš @slowriot23.bsky.social
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Ryondor's avatar Ryondor @ryondor.bsky.social
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... again."

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Mr. Fasthorse 's avatar Mr. Fasthorse @mrfasthorse.bsky.social
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Gloria! 's avatar Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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You know, most people never need to clarify this

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James Jordan's avatar James Jordan @jkjordaniii.bsky.social
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He strikes me as a “try anything once” kind of guy.

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Seen 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Seen 🏳️‍🌈 @seen4.bsky.social
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If it’s the brain worm saying that we know it’s a lie

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Jarz's avatar Jarz @jarz.bsky.social
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Michelle Lamb's avatar Michelle Lamb @mlamb.bsky.social
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When will this guy go away and be just an unfortunate footnote in our history.

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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gonna tell my kids this was rfk jr

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AAron's avatar AAron @aightandsound.bsky.social
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is this real? why is there a chyron on top of another chyron?

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proleartthreat's avatar proleartthreat @proleartthreat.bsky.social
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Justin Morgan's avatar Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io
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Cuomo went to Fox?

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Kel in a Handbasket's avatar Kel in a Handbasket @kelonwheels.bsky.social
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Why does this man look like a smoked ham.

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Dennis Rentz's avatar Dennis Rentz @docrentz1.bsky.social
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But a Dog. Hell Yeah!

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Manuel Herrick 's avatar Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social
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Can't believe I had to make this myself

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N Inconnue's avatar N Inconnue @ninconnue17.bsky.social
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Is the brain worm in the room with us right now?

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I’m in mourning. Leave me alone.🛌's avatar I’m in mourning. Leave me alone.🛌 @littleedie.bsky.social
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Look at the expression on Cuomo's face. He knows this jerk is a cannibal.

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Agent Kooper's avatar Agent Kooper @agentkooper.bsky.social
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Pyrito Hedron's avatar Pyrito Hedron @pyritohedron.bsky.social
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I believe him, if that human were to first say they've received an MRNA vaccine.

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Hal 10000's avatar Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social
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Is this a photoshop? Please tell me it's a photoshop. I can't tell anymore.

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bold as love's avatar bold as love @boldaslove.bsky.social
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Apparently the quote is in this clip.

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That Adam Person's avatar That Adam Person @ac927.bsky.social
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He wouldn’t but the brain worm is now calling the shots.

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Cuomo is on Fox now? Tracks. And is why I avoid cable news.

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Josh Manning's avatar Josh Manning @joshmanning23.bsky.social
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Big “I am not a witch” energy.

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Michael Glazier 's avatar Michael Glazier @grizzleymichael.bsky.social
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Republicans are so fucking stupid and ugly as shit

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Matt Clifton's avatar Matt Clifton @matteawan.bsky.social
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For a second there I thought Chris Cuomo was hosting on Fox, but then I saw they just plastered their ugly chyron all over the original

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Blue Meme's avatar Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
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If you’re talking about whether or not you practice cannibalism, I submit that you are not willing.

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✨️ oortbox ✨️'s avatar ✨️ oortbox ✨️ @oortbox.bsky.social
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This feels like a speed run strategy to convincing people you're a cannibal

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Mike Tompkins 's avatar Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social
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The true confirmation will be if he accuses Biden of being a cannibal.

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Dave Draeger's avatar Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social
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My “I wouldn’t eat a human” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answe…

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Michael Rawdon's avatar Michael Rawdon @mrawdon.bsky.social
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Craig Hillman's avatar Craig Hillman @craighillman.bsky.social
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...wouldn't eat a human *what*

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RFK jr's brain worm's avatar RFK jr's brain worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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The chryon is truncated before the word "again"

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Lurk du Soleil's avatar Lurk du Soleil @lurkdusoleil.bsky.social
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Somehow fitting to watch the end of two democratic dynasties play out on Newsmax as recast by Fox News.

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CNY Big D's avatar CNY Big D @pat0615.bsky.social
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So comforting

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the jEfE's avatar the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social
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I think that is a matter of semantics for him. Ask him what he considers a human to be.

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Allen Garvin's avatar Allen Garvin @allengarvin.bsky.social
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'saying he would eat “virtually anything” except a dog, monkey or human' "GIMME YOUR CATS I will eat all your cats" is not the slogan I would have predicted any year before 2024.

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Vally Catto's avatar Vally Catto @vallycatto.bsky.social
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SUS

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Stationkeeper's avatar Stationkeeper @signalthirteen.bsky.social
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No matter who it is, the effluviant sludge from the world's corporate news networks always seems to find its way to Fox.

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Omar Lizardo's avatar Omar Lizardo @olizardo.bsky.social
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He looks like he already ate at least one

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The Human Arkle's avatar The Human Arkle @arkle.bsky.social
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I bet his wife is disappointed.

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       Jason's avatar Jason @b4d.bsky.social
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If Kristy Noem was his running mate, he'd have no shortage of num-nums

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bowers@'s avatar bowers@ @srewob.bsky.social
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So, in addition to the brainworms, he’s also got prions.

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Elijah Davis's avatar Elijah Davis @speck.bsky.social
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Is that cuomo on Fox News??? What the hell?? Whend that happen?

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That Harp Guy's avatar That Harp Guy @thatharpguy.bsky.social
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#humanitarianism

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clown of samsara's avatar clown of samsara @waluigi.bsky.social
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He's getting a lot of questions about the statement he made already answered by the statement he made!

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@zendao42's avatar @zendao42 @zendao42.bsky.social
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Yep 🧠

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Slip Slidin' Away's avatar Slip Slidin' Away @liberallibra.bsky.social
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That shouldn't even be a question, for cripes sake!

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Chris Doyon's avatar Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social
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My “wouldn’t eat a human” t-shirt…

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Farkel's avatar Farkel @farkel.bsky.social
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Methinks the laddie doth protest overmuch. 🤔

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SethFromThe716's avatar SethFromThe716 @sethfromthe716.bsky.social
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Fox News showing an interview from NewsNation should produce an effect like old Nickelodeon, where both Chris Cuomo and RFK Jr are covered with each other's slime.

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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️'s avatar Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social
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Bro straight up ate a human before

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Linuxrebel 's avatar Linuxrebel @linuxrebel.bsky.social
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You know how Trump is always giving people nicknames? Perhaps RFK Jr was who he was referring to, when he talked about Hannibal Lecter.

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Supine Jennings  's avatar Supine Jennings @supinejennings.bsky.social
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Ha! I joked earlier in the day that he would return to eating humans after the dog fiasco. 😂😂😂

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Probably not even the first Kennedy to have played the Most Dangerous Game

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C.S. Keene's avatar C.S. Keene @iamthereverb.bsky.social
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Mr. Smith's avatar Mr. Smith @newscollector08.bsky.social
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Just look at him. He knows the taste of human flesh.

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