Ma🌵🌵hew Interrobang Wood

@matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social

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Dad, writer, musician, dork.

Find my science books for young readers at matthewbrendenwood.com or your local library.

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Holy wow Canada!!

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Ok Copa continues to be crazy. VEN v CAN is CRAZY. Wowee

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

I was once waiting for my tires to be changed (NOT a euphemism) and an Elderly Gentleman two seats over whipped out his phone and started watching porn AT FULL VOLUME - Discount Tire will never be the same

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

This is the best worst skeet you'll read all day

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Today In What Could Possibli Go Wrong:

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

And on both sides of the Atlantic! I can't watch all the games but... I want to watch all the games

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

100%

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

✨AUCTION ALERT✨ bidding ends today on my landing page review package over at Romancing the Vote! get yourself a deal AND support voting rights at the same time:

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

I'm sure he surfed right into the secret entrance to his underground bunker

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

America Zuks

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

He's coming off injury, I think? Nobody's been sharp in this match

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

After the figurative PK fireworks I have been told that I am now contractually obligated to participate in literal fireworks over my objections, pray for mojo

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

And we get PK FIREWORKS!!

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

The physicality has been wild

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Argentina v Ecuador is insanely stressful, rough, and weirdly officiated - like almost all of the Copa games so far

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

FUCK THE DEBATES

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

Which at this age there's a 50-50 chance they'll even remember!

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Happy Celebrate The Independence Of Your Nation By Blowing Up a Small Part Of It Day to my American "friends"

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

If you’ve never seen Dorothea Lange’s photographs of the World War II internment camps and the Japanese-Americans who were imprisoned there, today is a good day to see them and to commit to making sure this never happens again.

anchoreditions.com/blog/dorothe...

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

With the move to kindergarten (which somehow is four weeks away) the guestlist expands because none of the kids from PK are attending our school but we want to maintain friendships... 🎶 It's the cirrrrrrcle of stress 🎶

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

It was soon forgotten thanks to several ducks, rabbits, goats, and a llama that loved to have it's ears scratched

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Oh the adjacent birthday! One of her classmates also had a party on the same day, but we didn't find out until other parents, arriving late, told us we should have had a combined party. And of course The Child, finding out she wasn't invited to this other party, was crushed

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

We were up past 1am sorting party favors into colored bags but at least we didn't have to wrap them! Also the ethics of hiring even an animal rescue petting zoo are still rattling around in my 3am headspace

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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

My idiot neighbor just set off a huge American Explosive Device at 9AM and it rattled by fucking windows and my soul

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

This year The Child wanted to invite some classmates from preschool, and because we didn't want to leave anyone out we invited every. single. child. Six months later and I'm still stressed

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Happy Soundgarden Day to those who celebrate

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

This reminds me of the grease-pouring wonder the G-Spout, but it was unsubtle and definitely made only for yuks and pearl-clutching

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

My one weird motorcycle-riding in the summer friend has a cooling vest and I'm jealous

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

I was thinking about hiking Shaw Butte this AM, but I went outside a little after midnight and it was 98°. My body nopped

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Instead of accidentally blowing off a finger or two today and scaring dogs in the meantime, how about you let the Universe deliver some fireworks to you? I'll even explain the colors!

badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/fireworks-...

🔭 🧪

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

Well to make this week even more fucked up Amazon canceled Outer Range

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

Like seven inches from the midday sun

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markgongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Roses are red, Curry has cumin,

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

I think I'll take tomorrow off!

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

"An uneducated corporate workforce is a happy corporate workforce!" - Abraham Lincoln, probably

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

What could they gain from tanking the economy? Oh just more wage theft, price gouging, and the neutering of the CPB

newrepublic.com/article/1834...

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

I turned a power point into a video by pressing one button and I consider it a weeks worth of work so yes

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

This

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

“Bloodless if the left allows it to be” isn't a warning or a threat, it's a promise, not just to anyone who "gets in the way" but a promise that those who don't fit into their plan for a cowardly new world are expendable. This is a promise of terrorism. 🎁🔗⬇️

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Man it's a hot one(s)

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

I'm terrified this might happen to every rule and regulation across agencies. Jeebus I hope I'm wrong

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

You will read nothing better today than this thread

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Man it's a hot one

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

When I go back to New (to me) England it's overwhelming how much the climate has changed since I was a kid. Even the desert I'm in now is suffering

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

AKA the Supreme Court Building

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

A fact-finding hearing might be the best chance we get for some kind of accountability at this point... Could we put it on the TV? 🎁🔗⬇️

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

This is a ray of sunshine today

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Just saving them up for the next several cycles

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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood @matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

My plan: VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

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